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If someone told you that you only had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minute
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grab the cat & max out the car 
You would take the cat out with you 
Poor puddy cat..."
the cats already used to traveling in the car couldnt leave him behind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion
Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!   "
Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion
Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!
Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie. "
It's usually Green Sleeves if you ring the NHS.
You'll die thinking about the end credits from Lassie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion
Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!
Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie.
It's usually Green Sleeves if you ring the NHS.
You'll die thinking about the end credits from Lassie!"
That's Ruff ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd call the doctor for a second opinion
Knowing the NHS you'd be on hold for 10 minutes!
Lol then I shall spend my last moments listening to some tedious recorded phone message / music. The music would probably be I should be so lucky by the lovely Kylie.
It's usually Green Sleeves if you ring the NHS.
You'll die thinking about the end credits from Lassie!
That's Ruff !"
Could be worse. Could be the live version of Comfortably Numb and you'd croak before it gets to the good bit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run to the fridge put in a rustlers burger 1 minute
Put said burger in for 1.5 mins removing the burger half way through to put the cheese in and turn over so the buesnt get soggy
Takes me to 3 mins
For the remaining 6 minutes
Walk to the toilet and eat my burger and have a turd thus dieing like elvis, on the throne! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd walk into my garden and look out over the hills. Very peaceful.
Contacting any relatives or friends would only upset everybody. Rather go gentle in that good night. No raging.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel.A plain one or a chocolate one?  "
A plain one. I'd eat the chocolate ones whilst plucking up the courage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sellotape a digestive to my neighbours letterbox and die a rebel.A plain one or a chocolate one?
A plain one. I'd eat the chocolate ones whilst plucking up the courage. How very rock n roll.  "
Yeah baby. I might even threaten her cat with a rolled up newspaper if I still have time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go to someone I really despise and tell them how I feel. Even start a physical fight with them. Then a few minutes later. I would have does from natural causes as I would have does anyway, but as no one else would have known that. The bloke I despised would be arrested for manslaughter and I could die a happy man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That short a timescale I gotta assume there are no consequences, so I'd tell one or two people how much I really unequivocally hate them...
...but right now I can't. ..cos there's well...consequences.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Go to someone I really despise and tell them how I feel. Even start a physical fight with them. Then a few minutes later. I would have does from natural causes as I would have does anyway, but as no one else would have known that. The bloke I despised would be arrested for manslaughter and I could die a happy man "
I find that so sad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being British, I believe the correct answer is to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to somebody and then take it to the post office- where you will die in the queue waiting.....not that anyone will notice with all the old dears that are normally there when I need to send a parcel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drink two pints of beer, eat a packet of salted peanuts and then hope to hitch a ride with a passing Vogon construction fleet...."
Don't forget the Babel fish... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being British, I believe the correct answer is to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to somebody and then take it to the post office- where you will die in the queue waiting.....not that anyone will notice with all the old dears that are normally there when I need to send a parcel"
. Don't forget, in the last few seconds, to apologies profusely, for cluttering up the place. |
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"If someone told you that you only had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those minutes"
I'd kill the lying bastard meaaenger for attempting to mess with my head. Then go on and fulfil my days in a long & prosperous life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being British, I believe the correct answer is to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to somebody and then take it to the post office- where you will die in the queue waiting.....not that anyone will notice with all the old dears that are normally there when I need to send a parcel
. Don't forget, in the last few seconds, to apologies profusely, for cluttering up the place."
N don't forget to moan in the queue about the slowwwwwww service n not enough staff on - oh n the weather (it's too hot/too cold) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why 9mins ? Im curious as to why the poster has stated exactly 9mins.... Why not say 5, or even 10 ? They are more commonly used day to day. 9mins has a significance here I think. Go on lol Spill |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why 9mins ? Im curious as to why the poster has stated exactly 9mins.... Why not say 5, or even 10 ? They are more commonly used day to day. 9mins has a significance here I think. Go on lol Spill"
Is 9 mins the average time spent having sex per session?? It's a wild guess but I can't think of any other reason?? |
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By *9Mark OP Man
over a year ago
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"Why 9mins ? Im curious as to why the poster has stated exactly 9mins.... Why not say 5, or even 10 ? They are more commonly used day to day. 9mins has a significance here I think. Go on lol Spill
Is 9 mins the average time spent having sex per session?? It's a wild guess but I can't think of any other reason??"
1) Ohhh my bad! Would you have liked me to have said 8 min 47 Seconds? Just for you!...You get 5 min
2) As for the Second comment.. 'Don't tar me with the same brush as you fella! Sorry It's a wild guess that you're just basing that assumption on your own personal best . lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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probably be stuck behind some old farts who are taking their beloved car out for its annual trip to sainsburys thinking they have all day when in reality i have nine fecking minutes to live and not one bit of rumpy pumpy close to hand
i am neither bitter or twisted just a realist lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"probably be stuck behind some old farts who are taking their beloved car out for its annual trip to sainsburys thinking they have all day when in reality i have nine fecking minutes to live and not one bit of rumpy pumpy close to hand
i am neither bitter or twisted just a realist lol "
Oh! My apologies! Have u been driving behind ME?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago in the days of the Cold War there was a 4 Minute Warning Alarm of nuclear attack in our newsroom, one quiet Sunday morning we talked about what we would do if it ever went off, the 6 of us in the newsroom at the time 3m 3f were all of the opinion that given the short time we would grab the nearest person of the opposite sex & shag, not worrying if it was a false alarm lol  |
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