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Female Logic
Her: Do you drink beer?
Him: Yes.
Her: How many beers a day?
Him: Usually about 3.
Her: How much do you pay per beer?
Him: $5.00 which includes a tip.
(This is where it gets scary!)
Her: And how long have you been drinking?
Him: About 20 years, I suppose.
Her: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Him: Correct.
Her: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the
past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Him: Correct.
Her: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?
Male Logic
Him: Do you drink beer?
Her: No.
Him: Where’s your Ferrari? |
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