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Lovers poll .. 20 countries woman asked . x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The poll, carried out by a research site asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
How have you found other from different parts of the world in bed ?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if the poll is correct, my ex who is half German half Scottish should have been a smelly loud individual.. In fact he always smelled divine and could melt my knickers with a glance! 
Have had an Aussie lover and he was rather nice, very attentive and giving.
English guys.. I'm sure we can all be lazy at times!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wonder if the omission of lovers from eastern countries and nationalities was intentional or whether they genuinely fell short of inclusion in both listed categories……
Either way I’d suggest some far eastern nominations would rightly deserve a high position in the great lover section ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well if the poll is correct, my ex who is half German half Scottish should have been a smelly loud individual.. In fact he always smelled divine and could melt my knickers with a glance!
Have had an Aussie lover and he was rather nice, very attentive and giving.
English guys.. I'm sure we can all be lazy at times! "
This poll did make me think are men different lovers from others parts of the world , lol must be good bad in all things , lol |
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"Well if the poll is correct, my ex who is half German half Scottish should have been a smelly loud individual.. In fact he always smelled divine and could melt my knickers with a glance!
Have had an Aussie lover and he was rather nice, very attentive and giving.
English guys.. I'm sure we can all be lazy at times! "
not me iam never lazy and full of energy lol  |
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" Ireland did well 5 th , lol"
I was about to dismiss the poll as a load of codswallop, then I saw that we did ok on it, so yes, it's an excellent poll! Maybe it'll bring the British tourists back here once again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Ireland did well 5 th , lol
I was about to dismiss the poll as a load of codswallop, then I saw that we did ok on it, so yes, it's an excellent poll! Maybe it'll bring the British tourists back here once again! "
yes it should be up there . lol with the black stuff . |
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Absolute drivel. Our experience is that the Spanish are one of the worst. Most Spanish men that we have met treat a pussy like they are digging for coal trying to get their whole arm in, or the clitty like they a sanding a window frame. |
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"Absolute drivel. Our experience is that the Spanish are one of the worst. Most Spanish men that we have met treat a pussy like they are digging for coal trying to get their whole arm in, or the clitty like they a sanding a window frame."
Really never had a man from Spain , lol loved that digging for coal .. lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolute drivel. Our experience is that the Spanish are one of the worst. Most Spanish men that we have met treat a pussy like they are digging for coal trying to get their whole arm in, or the clitty like they a sanding a window frame."
Ouchie! 
Rather glad I'm not attracted to swarthy types then!
I'll stick with the milk bottle white British guys with a little meat on their bones and with any luck, a nice regional accent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird 
And you're complaining?
Only when her white stillettos damaged the roof lining of my car "
Sounds like you're perfect for each other, shagging in cars and white stilettos (that's the correct spelling btw)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most exotic I've managed recently is a big assed Essex bird
And you're complaining?
Only when her white stillettos damaged the roof lining of my car lol did thay really do that to the car .......... ooo this poll sound of had more men like you . lol been a very different story I bet for uk , "
Too bloody right- all together now.....
"They call me mr bombastic......."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(that's the correct spelling btw)
See this.....
That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here "
Perhaps your Essex girl should have higher standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(that's the correct spelling btw)
See this.....
That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here
Perhaps your Essex girl should have higher standards "
An Essex girl with standards? Don't be silly!
*puts tin hat on, ducks and covers while giggling* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(that's the correct spelling btw)
See this.....
That's the face of spelling concern- tis a damn shame they don't do a pokey tongue face here
Perhaps your Essex girl should have higher standards
An Essex girl with standards? Don't be silly!
*puts tin hat on, ducks and covers while giggling*"
Clearly she's scrapping the barrel.. I might need to have a word with her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... I might need to have a word with her
Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then  "
I've had a word and we're going on a girlie day out on Friday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... I might need to have a word with her
Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then
I've had a word and we're going on a girlie day out on Friday "
Shoe shopping? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... I might need to have a word with her
Try 'Och aye the noo'- you'll impress her with your fluent Essex then
I've had a word and we're going on a girlie day out on Friday
Shoe shopping? "
Man shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have had lovers from India, Pakistan, Jamaican, Irish south, Irish south, French, Italian, Spanish, English & Scottish. They have all been unique and passionate lovers. But for me, it's my current Portuguese partner, that really feel at one with. Maybe i just bring out the best in others! LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have had lovers from India, Pakistan, Jamaican, Irish south, Irish south, French, Italian, Spanish, English & Scottish. They have all been unique and passionate lovers. But for me, it's my current Portuguese partner, that really feel at one with. Maybe i just bring out the best in others! LOL "
wow have you really ...... x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"now this survey is quite obviously flawed. How could anyone possibly garner the opinion of that many women when you lot change yer minds every five minutes. "
lol your right woman do ... xx I know I am one ... and its a womans right . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read a similar (totally different) survey regarding penis size recently. It was looking at length and girth according to capital cities of Europe.
1. Reykjavík
2. Paris
3. Dublin
I guess that's why mums go to Iceland! |
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