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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was a cracking Thunderstorm 
I love standing out in the tropical rain with the Thunder and Lighting"
If you believe in religion over science then this is the weather scenario:
Its sunny and hot. God has done a very silent and effective fart. Same goes for warm breezes.
Its slightly windy - God has got a bit of trapped wind.
If its raining - God is having a piss
Snowing - its dandruff from his hair and he's brushing it.
Sleet - He's doing two things at once and he's pissing and brushing his hair at the same time.
If there's lightening he's just had a very good idea and if there's thunder. He's farting extra loud
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"London is due to get a storm tomorrow. It would be good if we could have it now so that I can get some sleep."
Did you hear last nights storm at about 3 am ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"was a cracking Thunderstorm
I love standing out in the tropical rain with the Thunder and Lighting
Was your thunder buddy with you ? "
Sadly no. My cuddly bear was far away! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"London is due to get a storm tomorrow. It would be good if we could have it now so that I can get some sleep.
Did you hear last nights storm at about 3 am ? "
It was only a bit of rain here. It did make a difference though as there was a bit of breeze during and after the rain. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Thunder and lightning but no rain at Trafalgar Square. "
Thunder grumbling here but no rain. I guess Fleetwood Mac were just wrong. Full moon looks wonderful though. I'll be howling soooooon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"was a cracking Thunderstorm
I love standing out in the tropical rain with the Thunder and Lightning
No you don't 
Why not?
Cos' it's not something you actually do     "
Ok, if you say so!
Obviously you know me better than I do. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"was a cracking Thunderstorm
I love standing out in the tropical rain with the Thunder and Lightning
No you don't
Why not?
Cos' it's not something you actually do
Ok, if you say so!
Obviously you know me better than I do. "
Let's run out naked, dance around a bit and feel all the lovely water on our bodies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"was a cracking Thunderstorm
I love standing out in the tropical rain with the Thunder and Lightning
No you don't
Why not?
Cos' it's not something you actually do
Ok, if you say so!
Obviously you know me better than I do.
Let's run out naked, dance around a bit and feel all the lovely water on our bodies."
Sounds like a plan |
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Cos' it's not something you actually do
Ok, if you say so!
Obviously you know me better than I do. "
You did NOT go out & stand loving it in tonight's thunder & lightening (whatever that was?? Now't 'ere). Com' on now. Be honest, son. You can do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was awesome, I was sat in the beer garden down by the river watching it... 
The fantasist bit refers to them claiming they love to stand out or dance in lightening NOT to the simple presence of storms over GB at this moment "
I weren't dancing I was too busy drinking |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"It was awesome, I was sat in the beer garden down by the river watching it...
The fantasist bit refers to them claiming they love to stand out or dance in lightening NOT to the simple presence of storms over GB at this moment "
Loving doing something and not doing it at this moment does not make one a fantasist. It does make one prone to some wistful whimsy with another person sharing similar thoughts in another part of the country.
I stuck my head out of the window as I live in London on a terraced street. If I had gone out naked dancing in the rain my neighbours would have called the police. |
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"The fantasist bit refers to them claiming they love to stand out or dance in lightening NOT to the simple presence of storms over GB at this moment
Loving doing something and not doing it at this moment does not make one a fantasist. It does make one prone to some wistful whimsy with another person sharing similar thoughts in another part of the country."
Oh yea, you've got it, that's right! You're not fantasists, just plain daft tee hee
You'll be having cybersex next |
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