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....Slut on here?
Who's got the reputation for having the most cocks ever? the most outrageous experiences? Who's the dirtiest, naughtiest girl on here?
Your Nominations Please.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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will get my two penneth in before this thread gets hijacked into a chat room like most other threads do.
Doesn't it depend on what you mean by slut ?
Are you saying it in a derogatory fashion or in the style of BDSM ?
I ask because your profile mentions that your not into cuckolding (part of the BDSM lifestyle) and your profile makes no mention of being into BDSM.
Actually your profile is quite strange for a swinger as your dont want to meet couples only single females preferably to move in with you but not in a relationship just to share costs and sex ?
Awaiting an interesting answer ...... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Whispers *Psst you looking for an easy lay with this thread*  
psssst....I thought it was a prerequisite for his future flatmate "
Well don't tell every one but lino is dam easy to lay along with flotex but you don't get that much these days |
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"Whispers *Psst you looking for an easy lay with this thread*
psssst....I thought it was a prerequisite for his future flatmate
Well don't tell every one but lino is dam easy to lay along with flotex but you don't get that much these days "
are you nasming and shaming??? wonder f there are any profiles with those names???
of to check username search |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Whispers *Psst you looking for an easy lay with this thread*
psssst....I thought it was a prerequisite for his future flatmate
Well don't tell every one but lino is dam easy to lay along with flotex but you don't get that much these days
are you nasming and shaming??? wonder f there are any profiles with those names???
of to check username search "
O shit i never though of that lol. mind would a woman really call her self lino lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I just ask ... this sex buddy / flatmate you're looking for.... will you kick her out if she don't come across with the goodies at any point?
What about blob week? She may not want your little todge up her chuff when the painters are in. What then? Is it 'out you go luvvy, no sex - no bed'?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....Slut on here?
Who's got the reputation for having the most cocks ever? the most outrageous experiences? Who's the dirtiest, naughtiest girl on here?
Your Nominations Please.
The winner gets a chufty badge."
i don't get this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just ask ... this sex buddy / flatmate you're looking for.... will you kick her out if she don't come across with the goodies at any point?
What about blob week? She may not want your little todge up her chuff when the painters are in. What then? Is it 'out you go luvvy, no sex - no bed'? "
haha what an ourrageous profile he has, i just thank god in out of his age range lol he cant kick you out for not shagging him if your paying the rent too surely? any girls out there get a rent book just incase lmao |
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I wasn’t going to ask but what the hell….. you are looking for a flatmate (preferably one you can shag), yet you don’t accommodate?
Do you just want them to share the cost of your flat without staying there or are you expecting your prospective flatmate to provide the flat?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I just ask ... this sex buddy / flatmate you're looking for.... will you kick her out if she don't come across with the goodies at any point?
What about blob week? She may not want your little todge up her chuff when the painters are in. What then? Is it 'out you go luvvy, no sex - no bed'? "
Although I would have phrased it differently you've captured what I was thinking and gave me a big chuckle in the process x |
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You All think too hard. Where's your sense of fun?
I have been a swingler since before this site existed. What's the problem with knowing what I do and don't want and letting people know so I don't waste their time. If I went on a dating site sex talk would be almost a taboo. Here I can look for like minded people who like to share a fuck sometimes.
You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here and I don't have to answer to anyone.
Finding a flat mate to shag would be secondary to finding a suitable flat. Maybe one day I'll have to settle for a committed relationship before I can get a shag, but I'm in no rush and I'd rather that develops from someone who isn't brainwashed into thinking that marriage and 2.4 kids is the goal.
If you don't like it fine, I'm used to that, there's lots I'd probably not like about you either, but you don't see me ranting about it. Live and let live, it's not like I'm taking up any of your air. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You All think too hard. Where's your sense of fun?
I have been a swingler since before this site existed. What's the problem with knowing what I do and don't want and letting people know so I don't waste their time. If I went on a dating site sex talk would be almost a taboo. Here I can look for like minded people who like to share a fuck sometimes.
You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here and I don't have to answer to anyone.
Finding a flat mate to shag would be secondary to finding a suitable flat. Maybe one day I'll have to settle for a committed relationship before I can get a shag, but I'm in no rush and I'd rather that develops from someone who isn't brainwashed into thinking that marriage and 2.4 kids is the goal.
If you don't like it fine, I'm used to that, there's lots I'd probably not like about you either, but you don't see me ranting about it. Live and let live, it's not like I'm taking up any of your air."
oooh errrrrrrrrr handbags at dawn lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You All think too hard. Where's your sense of fun?
I have been a swingler since before this site existed. What's the problem with knowing what I do and don't want and letting people know so I don't waste their time. If I went on a dating site sex talk would be almost a taboo. Here I can look for like minded people who like to share a fuck sometimes.
You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here and I don't have to answer to anyone.
Finding a flat mate to shag would be secondary to finding a suitable flat. Maybe one day I'll have to settle for a committed relationship before I can get a shag, but I'm in no rush and I'd rather that develops from someone who isn't brainwashed into thinking that marriage and 2.4 kids is the goal.
If you don't like it fine, I'm used to that, there's lots I'd probably not like about you either, but you don't see me ranting about it. Live and let live, it's not like I'm taking up any of your air."
I know your just fabby! Psst i won't tell though XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to be a swingler too
I really love some of the typos on here "
Now now don't knock his typing! Many of the men one hand type and its a little bit jerky from the other fistie action XXX
Ps i think he is lovely Phorrrr |
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"You All think too hard. Where's your sense of fun?
I have been a swingler since before this site existed. What's the problem with knowing what I do and don't want and letting people know so I don't waste their time. If I went on a dating site sex talk would be almost a taboo. Here I can look for like minded people who like to share a fuck sometimes.
You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here and I don't have to answer to anyone.
Finding a flat mate to shag would be secondary to finding a suitable flat. Maybe one day I'll have to settle for a committed relationship before I can get a shag, but I'm in no rush and I'd rather that develops from someone who isn't brainwashed into thinking that marriage and 2.4 kids is the goal.
If you don't like it fine, I'm used to that, there's lots I'd probably not like about you either, but you don't see me ranting about it. Live and let live, it's not like I'm taking up any of your air."
You’d have almost made a sensible point if it wasn’t for one bit which kind of negates anything you have to say as being mature and reasoned…
"You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here..."
Come on... it's a bit school yard "my dad's bigger than your dad" isn't it? |
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"I wasn’t going to ask but what the hell….. you are looking for a flatmate (preferably one you can shag), yet you don’t accommodate?
Do you just want them to share the cost of your flat without staying there or are you expecting your prospective flatmate to provide the flat?
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It's the 21st Century love. If it needs spelling out, and it shouldn't it was just a quip, then to be precise I'd think it's within the realms of reality to assume that there is a girl out there, somewhere, who I would get on with and would like to go halves - yes halves, equal, straight down the middle, on the cost of renting a place. This might involve having separate rooms, separate lives even but most importantly they must get on with me and not cause me any undue stress, which is far too common these days. It might not be a way of life you could perceive, but on the other hand I don't spend my Fridays calling myself Mandy and wearing my sisters cast-offs. I could never see myself doing that but for some people it's normal. It takes all sorts doesn't it?
Where I live now (with mummy and daddy) isn't great for the loud and prolonged sex sessions, which I am rather fond of.
If I had another couple of hundred quid a month I'd have my own place, but I don't so I can't. I work for a charity and I can't leave because I actually care about the people it would effect if I did. If this wasn't a factor I'd be out of there looking for more than £14k a year, but I have a conscience that is hard to overcome. |
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"You All think too hard. Where's your sense of fun?
I have been a swingler since before this site existed. What's the problem with knowing what I do and don't want and letting people know so I don't waste their time. If I went on a dating site sex talk would be almost a taboo. Here I can look for like minded people who like to share a fuck sometimes.
You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here and I don't have to answer to anyone.
Finding a flat mate to shag would be secondary to finding a suitable flat. Maybe one day I'll have to settle for a committed relationship before I can get a shag, but I'm in no rush and I'd rather that develops from someone who isn't brainwashed into thinking that marriage and 2.4 kids is the goal.
If you don't like it fine, I'm used to that, there's lots I'd probably not like about you either, but you don't see me ranting about it. Live and let live, it's not like I'm taking up any of your air.
You’d have almost made a sensible point if it wasn’t for one bit which kind of negates anything you have to say as being mature and reasoned…
"You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here..."
Come on... it's a bit school yard "my dad's bigger than your dad" isn't it?"
Just defending myself - with a joke, I know for a fact single males aren't to be envied. I guess it's an open forum and I should have expected a more subtle form of wit to go over some peoples heads, but if you need it spelling out... I was joking. |
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"I wasn’t going to ask but what the hell….. you are looking for a flatmate (preferably one you can shag), yet you don’t accommodate?
Do you just want them to share the cost of your flat without staying there or are you expecting your prospective flatmate to provide the flat?
It's the 21st Century love. If it needs spelling out, and it shouldn't it was just a quip, then to be precise I'd think it's within the realms of reality to assume that there is a girl out there, somewhere, who I would get on with and would like to go halves - yes halves, equal, straight down the middle, on the cost of renting a place. This might involve having separate rooms, separate lives even but most importantly they must get on with me and not cause me any undue stress, which is far too common these days. It might not be a way of life you could perceive, but on the other hand I don't spend my Fridays calling myself Mandy and wearing my sisters cast-offs. I could never see myself doing that but for some people it's normal. It takes all sorts doesn't it?
Where I live now (with mummy and daddy) isn't great for the loud and prolonged sex sessions, which I am rather fond of.
If I had another couple of hundred quid a month I'd have my own place, but I don't so I can't. I work for a charity and I can't leave because I actually care about the people it would effect if I did. If this wasn't a factor I'd be out of there looking for more than £14k a year, but I have a conscience that is hard to overcome."
Ahh a means to an end … I see. Thanks for the answer. |
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"I want to be a swingler too
I really love some of the typos on here
Wasn't a typo.
What is it then another word for a single swinger?"
Yes. Welcome to the internet, the land where made up words become fact within days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You All think too hard. Where's your sense of fun?
I have been a swingler since before this site existed. What's the problem with knowing what I do and don't want and letting people know so I don't waste their time. If I went on a dating site sex talk would be almost a taboo. Here I can look for like minded people who like to share a fuck sometimes.
You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here and I don't have to answer to anyone.
Finding a flat mate to shag would be secondary to finding a suitable flat. Maybe one day I'll have to settle for a committed relationship before I can get a shag, but I'm in no rush and I'd rather that develops from someone who isn't brainwashed into thinking that marriage and 2.4 kids is the goal.
If you don't like it fine, I'm used to that, there's lots I'd probably not like about you either, but you don't see me ranting about it. Live and let live, it's not like I'm taking up any of your air.
You’d have almost made a sensible point if it wasn’t for one bit which kind of negates anything you have to say as being mature and reasoned…
"You're all just jealous that I'm having such a great time on here..."
Come on... it's a bit school yard "my dad's bigger than your dad" isn't it?
Just defending myself - with a joke, I know for a fact single males aren't to be envied. I guess it's an open forum and I should have expected a more subtle form of wit to go over some peoples heads, but if you need it spelling out... I was joking."
Sorry!
(by the way as a subtle form of wit we dont feel the need but as you claim to be 30 - the eighties sitcom humour may need explaining) |
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Ah, that has made me laugh and set me up for a long day at work! Thanks very much for that! Oh, by the way - how come your face in the cock pic is obscured but you're happy with full face pic in the shower? If you're having so much fun, where are all your hundreds of personal verifications? |
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"Kates been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle
Jeez...... I dont know why, but that made me laugh out loud, and my son jumped so hard he nearly lost his sugar puffs!! lol..... I love it when a post has an impact like that. "
We're happy to brighten your day
Sorry about your boys breccy 
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"Ah, that has made me laugh and set me up for a long day at work! Thanks very much for that! Oh, by the way - how come your face in the cock pic is obscured but you're happy with full face pic in the shower? If you're having so much fun, where are all your hundreds of personal verifications? "
my face is obscured in my cock pic cos if it was stolen I wouldn't care, me in the shower isn't as much of a concern.
My personal verifications are out in the real world. How do I say I have high standards without upsetting anyone here? Just cos you can doesn't mean you should. I have fun in the chat rooms and if I should happen to see someone who catches my eye and isn't over 20 miles away I might one day get a verification. Just cos I'm here doesn't make me like you, get over it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol"
apparently they are much more discerning in Preston - they love a fella that has a nice jumper and scarf, with the name printed on the inside, and his head on the wrong way up - us mingers will have to make do with each other and our poor standards zoe. Oh how we wish we were living with mum and dad both before and after we had hair. One can understand what a sensitive job one must have - the problem however is that even without pics the profile does read like a small irritating cock.
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