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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes  "
I too would like to know this. Hard scientific evidence of course  |
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By *elaxedfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago
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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes "
Two out of three, its good when u turn a non squirter in to one u always get the biggest smile |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes
Two out of three, its good when u turn a non squirter in to one u always get the biggest smile "
Two out of three ! What's the total though? |
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By *elaxedfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hiya I don't wana blow my own trumpet but I seem to be able to make most women I sleep with gush like f**k I think its such a turn on  How do you manage that if you are sleeping? Deprive them of the toilet?
Haha they aint no sleeping with me jus a realy good time But you said......"
I meant sleeping as in a nite of mad passionate horny blow ur mind sex |
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By *elaxedfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago
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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes
Two out of three, its good when u turn a non squirter in to one u always get the biggest smile
Two out of three ! What's the total though?"
10 11 what bout you? |
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suppose OP that they are so utterly dehydrated by your skills, that they don't have the energy to verify you..
or are they tired perhaps..
disclaimer, verifications are not any proof of sexual prowess.. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes
Two out of three, its good when u turn a non squirter in to one u always get the biggest smile
Two out of three ! What's the total though?
10 11 what bout you?"
So out of the last 15 women. 10 have squirted and 5 haven't ? Fair play to you 
My tally is zero I'm a shit squirt maker lol |
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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes
Two out of three, its good when u turn a non squirter in to one u always get the biggest smile
Two out of three ! What's the total though?
10 11 what bout you?"
is that 1,011..?
respect.. |
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"When you say most, what sort of hit rate are we talking ? What's your tally for squirt versus non squirt?
Just for research purposes
Two out of three, its good when u turn a non squirter in to one u always get the biggest smile
Two out of three ! What's the total though?
10 11 what bout you?
So out of the last 15 women. 10 have squirted and 5 haven't ? Fair play to you
My tally is zero I'm a shit squirt maker lol"
I just worked out that my "squirt rate" is 1.2%
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By *elaxedfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago
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"suppose OP that they are so utterly dehydrated by your skills, that they don't have the energy to verify you..
or are they tired perhaps..
disclaimer, verifications are not any proof of sexual prowess.. "
I haven't had any one on one meets of here to have them verify me I seem to struggle meetin on here |
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"suppose OP that they are so utterly dehydrated by your skills, that they don't have the energy to verify you..
or are they tired perhaps..
disclaimer, verifications are not any proof of sexual prowess..
I haven't had any one on one meets of here to have them verify me I seem to struggle meetin on here "
Maybe go with the flow and dont fixate on squirters |
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By *elaxedfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago
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"suppose OP that they are so utterly dehydrated by your skills, that they don't have the energy to verify you..
or are they tired perhaps..
disclaimer, verifications are not any proof of sexual prowess..
I haven't had any one on one meets of here to have them verify me I seem to struggle meetin on here
Maybe go with the flow and dont fixate on squirters "
Hehe sounds like a plan its like pullin teeth on here tho I aint pushy or out jus a nice cuppa and a chat suits me fine |
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By *elaxedfuntimes OP Man
over a year ago
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"I've never squirted nor do I want to seems to be the new thing with some men what's wrong with being happy to make a lady cum lol."
There's nothing with that at all thing is I don't go out to make them squirt it jus happens  |
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"Making a woman squirt" it's not a bloody competition! Some do, some don't. Every woman is different and some cum more easily than others and some don't.
To say you can get anyone to squirt has my bullshit alarm ringing loud and clear I'm afraid. |
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Some blokes make its like thier lifes ambition to try and make a lady squirt, just feels like they are digging for gold. Try to find that magic spotvand hate defeat when they cant |
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I have a similar superpower, I seem to be able to make 2 out of 3 women think I'm a bellend.....unfortunately I don't have any verifications of this either but if any women wish to meet and find out for themselves then message me. |
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"I have a similar superpower, I seem to be able to make 2 out of 3 women think I'm a bellend.....unfortunately I don't have any verifications of this either but if any women wish to meet and find out for themselves then message me."
You are one sexy mo fo bellend though jodie xx |
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"Hiya I don't wana blow my own trumpet but I seem to be able to make most women I sleep with gush like f**k I think its such a turn on How do you manage that if you are sleeping? Deprive them of the toilet?
Haha they aint no sleeping with me jus a realy good time But you said......
I meant sleeping as in a nite of mad passionate horny blow ur mind sexSo thats not sleeping really is it......
Haha well no it aint its jus a nice way of putting it better than shagging or fuckingI think fucking is a perfectly acceptable description.
And I always thought it sounded cheap lool "
So it's fine to say gush like fuck but not to to say fuck or shag or even sex?
So that's where I've been going wrong... Probably explains all the meets then.  |
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"Well", I thought, "if he's so good then he must have loads of wonderful verifications from scores of happy ladies..."
So - had a look and - Oops, none at all.....!!!
Now I'm not jumping to any conclusions.... but....  |
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I see many men like the OP in clubs, in a public room playing with women, using the same tactic of fingering really hard, some pressing down on her pubic area with the other hand, putting pressure on the bladder etc. These men are under the illusion that all women want this.
I don't necessarily blame the men, months ago this site was full of women claiming they squirt and gush like geysers 10ft high. indicating that the men who made them do this were great lovers. Porn films are also full of it. It was the new 'in' thing.
I've noticed a shift in trends over the last few months. There are more people who are realising that it's not actually very sensual to have sex on a plastic shower curtain, or people are realising that having women squirt in their bed seems ok at the time, the fluid is colourless and doesn't smell at the time. Strangely though that fluid, when dry, and when left a few hours, bizarrely smells like urine and suddenly people are realising that actually it's not a good idea to have your home smell like this.
At times men have tried to use a similar technique with me. I always stop them. These men signify bad lovers, they don't have the ability to read how a woman is responding, they are 'one trick ponies' But they are merely listening to what women have said, paying too much attention to women on the Internet rather than concentrating on an individual. |
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I dont squirt and its really offputting if a guy insists on trying and trying like its a challenge.
I much prefer a relaxed go with the flow and enjoy yourself session. |
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I squirt but not every time! There's nothing worse than a man who makes it his aim to try. It'll either happen or won't depending on the situation. If I feel pressurised and think that's all the man is waiting for then I'll tense up and it wont happen!
I never squirted or gushed till I was in my 40s either and the first time it happened came as a huge shock lol |
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It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"  |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate" "
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate" "
That's because sometimes we don't even need to be in the same county |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate" "
Hehe.... It's interesting psychology though, I expect a lot of women grew sexually with the experience that men "always" cum.
Whereas, the men who post "I can make any woman (insert flavour of the month here)" probably discovered it in their late 20s after shagging some woman they didn't really want to but it was a shag and as such, managed to keep it up long enough for said woman to pretty much sort herself out. The gent then believes he's discovered king solomons mines and goes about pulling women wherever possible only this time, starts to actually not about himself but spend some time trying to pleasure the lady. 3 out of 5 actually respond well and - Hey presto! Gods gift is born, and the next step is to tell the world... And here are....
Ergo, that's why women don't do threads about making men cum, and men that do, have "avoid" written all over them.
Professor D
(None of the above is based on published scientific research... But it's probably true. ) |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol "
Youre on xx |
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I have a feeling he wishes he never posted this lol
By the way I have a 12" penis and I cum enough enough to fill up a bucket or is that two buckets.
Any ladies interested lol |
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""Making a woman squirt" it's not a bloody competition! Some do, some don't. Every woman is different and some cum more easily than others and some don't.
To say you can get anyone to squirt has my bullshit alarm ringing loud and clear I'm afraid."
Its like the male equivalent of those that claim they can make any guy cum from oral guaranteed.
I just laugh at the delusion. |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate" "
There were a few a couple of weeks ago. They do appear from time to time |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol "
Mr notts says I can get milk out of a crow bar is that the same? |
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"Hiya I don't wana blow my own trumpet but I seem to be able to make most women I sleep with gush like f**k I think its such a turn on "
This guy is awesome, what a fantastic sense of humour! He gets girls to sleep in his room then when he's sure they're in the safe hands of Mr sandman, he pulls a flamin massive trumpet out and gives em a bit of handels horn concerto right in the lug ole.....awesome, never fails to make them pee in fright.
You're totally gnarly dude, we need more like you. |
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"Hiya I don't wana blow my own trumpet but I seem to be able to make most women I sleep with gush like f**k I think its such a turn on How do you manage that if you are sleeping? Deprive them of the toilet?
Haha they aint no sleeping with me jus a realy good time But you said......
I meant sleeping as in a nite of mad passionate horny blow ur mind sexSo thats not sleeping really is it......
Haha well no it aint its jus a nice way of putting it better than shagging or fuckingI think fucking is a perfectly acceptable description."
So do I!! Sounds perfect given the context of what's being discussed!!
Can't beat a good fucking!!! |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol
Youre on xx"
Ha ha you have too. You're a star! |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol
Mr notts says I can get milk out of a crow bar is that the same? "
Now that's just boasting lol |
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One time after a vigorous sex session my partner needed a big drink of water. While she drank I slapped both her cheeks together and she gushed and squirted all over my face, it was amazing! I do it all the time now I'm addicted. |
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"One time after a vigorous sex session my partner needed a big drink of water. While she drank I slapped both her cheeks together and she gushed and squirted all over my face, it was amazing! I do it all the time now I'm addicted."
She must have been sucking your straw at the time |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
There were a few a couple of weeks ago. They do appear from time to time
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Yeah you do get the 'I can make any man come with a bj' types. I've seen those kind of posts a few times |
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I find I can make women squirt, but it takes expert timing and patience - you have to drop the punchline right at the point they have a mouthful of wine. |
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"OP I once made a guy cum in his pants when I took my bra off...strangely enough I wasn't impressed and he wasn't too thrilled either!
Hahaha  did he do a runner ?"
Nope I told him to concentrate on me until he could go again lol...he redeemed himself but has never met anyone since! |
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By *Ryan-Man
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"OP I once made a guy cum in his pants when I took my bra off...strangely enough I wasn't impressed and he wasn't too thrilled either!
Hahaha did he do a runner ?
Nope I told him to concentrate on me until he could go again lol...he redeemed himself but has never met anyone since!"
I think I saw his new profile not long ago. He's calling himself Friar Tuck these days |
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"I see many men like the OP in clubs, in a public room playing with women, using the same tactic of fingering really hard, some pressing down on her pubic area with the other hand, putting pressure on the bladder etc. These men are under the illusion that all women want this.
I don't necessarily blame the men, months ago this site was full of women claiming they squirt and gush like geysers 10ft high. indicating that the men who made them do this were great lovers. Porn films are also full of it. It was the new 'in' thing.
I've noticed a shift in trends over the last few months. There are more people who are realising that it's not actually very sensual to have sex on a plastic shower curtain, or people are realising that having women squirt in their bed seems ok at the time, the fluid is colourless and doesn't smell at the time. Strangely though that fluid, when dry, and when left a few hours, bizarrely smells like urine and suddenly people are realising that actually it's not a good idea to have your home smell like this.
At times men have tried to use a similar technique with me. I always stop them. These men signify bad lovers, they don't have the ability to read how a woman is responding, they are 'one trick ponies' But they are merely listening to what women have said, paying too much attention to women on the Internet rather than concentrating on an individual. "
Couldn't agree more...it's an almost ubiquitous question when we meet people at clubs or parties and elicits one of 2 reactions when I say no...immediate glint in the eye from the "I can make any woman squirt" brigade which means I won't play with them or their face falls and I feel like they're only playing because we've got so far in the proceedings...
The hammering away that most men seem to believe is necessary theses days to attempt to make me squirt feels so uncomfortable and unpleasant as to bring back memories of trying to pee with a nasty UTI... |
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I've had partners who squirt every time and love it, some who squirt occasionally and enjoy it, some who never squirt and have an amazing sex life and one of the things I've discovered is that........... All women are different and enjoy sex in different ways! OP Assuming that because you can make women squirt and therefore they all should, is a bit like the concept that just because you own a hammer everything you see must be a nail. It also makes you look a bit of a bell end |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol "
Oh dear!!! Never dare men like that again |
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol
Oh dear!!! Never dare men like that again "
*Me* |
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"Oh dear another i can make all women squirt thread.
Puts me off even talking to men when they take this aim "
Not just me pmsl at this?
You cant make a squirter, they do or they dont. This isnt the place where you are going to find a woman who didnt know she could do that
I am a fan of wet bedsheets though, the taps turn on to full at naughty forty! In my humble experience.  |
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"I've had partners who squirt every time and love it, some who squirt occasionally and enjoy it, some who never squirt and have an amazing sex life and one of the things I've discovered is that........... All women are different and enjoy sex in different ways! OP Assuming that because you can make women squirt and therefore they all should, is a bit like the concept that just because you own a hammer everything you see must be a nail. It also makes you look a bit of a bell end"
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"It's strange that you see some men bragging about their sexual prowess on threads " I can make women squirt"
But you never see a woman starting a thread and bragging " I can make men ejaculate"
I dare any woman to put that as her status today! lol
Oh dear!!! Never dare men like that again
*Me*"
lol you go for it Miss Bambi |
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