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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!
Anything like this your parents said to you?"
If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!!  Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting.  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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"If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting. "
My nan said the same thing about watermelon seeds!
I remember when I was little and I wanted something my mum always used to say 'oh yeah money grows on trees'. As I was too young to understand sarcasm, I once stole some money from her purse and buried it in the back garden because I really wanted a mermaid barbie. I even watered the bugger.
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I had never heard anyone swear before I went to school where I heard a boy say shot lol. My Mum told me that people who swear got taken to the police station and I was scared every time we walked past it for months lol. |
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If the kids ask about going to a place on a bank holiday I often tell them it's not open on bank holidays - you know, the kinds of places that are insanely busy on bank holidays. I will always take them at a quieter time though as long as it's a reasonable request! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting.
My nan said the same thing about watermelon seeds!
I remember when I was little and I wanted something my mum always used to say 'oh yeah money grows on trees'. As I was too young to understand sarcasm, I once stole some money from her purse and buried it in the back garden because I really wanted a mermaid barbie. I even watered the bugger.
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 My mother also told me that if I ate Apple cores I would have an Apple tree grow outta my ears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!
Anything like this your parents said to you?If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting. "
If you swallow sperm, does a baby grow in your tummy ?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"We was on the beach earlier and I overheard a woman telling her kid 'make the most of it, the beach close in 10 minutes and we have to leave'.... it made me chuckle. I bet she tells him when the ice cream van plays a tune it means its sold out of ice creams!!!
Anything like this your parents said to you?If I ate the seeds in a Watermelon I would have Watermelons growing in my tummy!!! Needless to say I paid absolutely no attention....still waiting.
If you swallow sperm, does a baby grow in your tummy ? "
No, you die. |
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