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Does anal sex make you have bigger poos?
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Sorry, I know it's a shit subject for a Sunday afternoon.
As I grew older, I find that I have a lot of toilet busting poos. I wonder if it's because I have had some big and thick things up there and it's stretched the pipes.
But now, as I write this, I don't think it will. As your bowel is more than 10 inches away....
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over a year ago
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I thought the size of pooh was dependent on your diet....
I mean I'm not suggesting you shouldn't enjoy eating a slice of pizza when someone is shoving their cock up ya asre if thats what you into,,,
But yeah,,,, I'm sure ya poop size and consistency is more about your diet than your bum-hole dimension or elasticity
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"Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget."
Yes Gwanny that’s a very fair point and would seem the logical conclusion....
However I guess the only way to test this theory would be to hold a musical fart challenge....
I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.
But I could be wrong about this and there could be other factors involved too....
Like partial blockage for instance.... |
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"Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget.
Yes Gwanny that’s a very fair point and would seem the logical conclusion....
However I guess the only way to test this theory would be to hold a musical fart challenge....
I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.
But I could be wrong about this and there could be other factors involved too....
Like partial blockage for instance.... "
Why do mine sound like underwater tuba's ? |
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"Hmmmmmm im not sure Soxy.. @ 6foot seven his poop chute has to be bigger n a midget.
Yes Gwanny that’s a very fair point and would seem the logical conclusion....
However I guess the only way to test this theory would be to hold a musical fart challenge....
I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.
But I could be wrong about this and there could be other factors involved too....
Like partial blockage for instance....
Why do mine sound like underwater tuba's ?"
I really couldn't say Gwanny,,,, but without wishing to appear rude,,,,I suppose we should start with the obvious question and ask are you missing an underwater tuba?  |
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I would suggest the one who farts in the highest key might indicate a tighter hole….!.
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And tonight Ladies and Gentleman, playing for one night only, may i present the wife on Euphonium. |
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By * n zCouple
over a year ago
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Lol you lot are cracking me up!
Having spoken to friends about bowel movements, as you do I have come to the conclusion that those people who are less regular seem to do bigger, wider poos!!!
A friend of mine commented that her son could do can sized poos that blocked her loo and took great force to get the fucker down !!!!
Her son is only 13 and has always had a slow bowel only going every few days, I'd be amazed if someone who goes regularly once or twice a day would produce monster poos like that!!!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
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"Lol you lot are cracking me up!
Having spoken to friends about bowel movements, as you do I have come to the conclusion that those people who are less regular seem to do bigger, wider poos!!!
A friend of mine commented that her son could do can sized poos that blocked her loo and took great force to get the fucker down !!!!
Her son is only 13 and has always had a slow bowel only going every few days, I'd be amazed if someone who goes regularly once or twice a day would produce monster poos like that!!!
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She needs to get more fibre and water into him. A 'slow bowel' at 13 will make him sluggish. |
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"I know standing on one leg can produce a curvy one. Lying on your front produces a messy one. 
Be Warned... those that have been fisted
Please do tell, I'm curious lol"
I daren't say but don't say you weren't warned..... eeek ..... no one tell ! |
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"Hahaha howling at this thread!!!
I am curious about the fisting comment though, what happens after that then?
A few guys have offered this but I have my concerns!!"
Are you talking anal lfisting or vaginal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once curled one off that was so long that it was nestled neatly at the bottom of the pan yet still attached to me and still growing! I swear if I had stood up it would have looked like a long bushy tail. Boom boom! |
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