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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
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I am not sure why this just made giggle like an idiot...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
I am not sure why this just made giggle like an idiot... "
Do you have a "special" relationship with apple tango we should know about...? |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
I am not sure why this just made giggle like an idiot...
Do you have a "special" relationship with apple tango we should know about...?"
Ha ha no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
I am not sure why this just made giggle like an idiot...
Do you have a "special" relationship with apple tango we should know about...?
Ha ha no "
Damn, was hoping for long involved story about a meet going wrong as he tried to make you into a human cocktail shaker... Lol |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
I am not sure why this just made giggle like an idiot...
Do you have a "special" relationship with apple tango we should know about...?
Ha ha no
Damn, was hoping for long involved story about a meet going wrong as he tried to make you into a human cocktail shaker... Lol"
Again, I just giggled. It must be the wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"brings a whole new meaning to "you've been tangoed "  "
I suppose the compromise is someone usin a bottle of tango as a dildo and letting loose? That close...  |
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"brings a whole new meaning to "you've been tangoed "
I suppose the compromise is someone usin a bottle of tango as a dildo and letting loose? That close... "
Pom Bottles are better - they are ribbed and come in a number of ascending sizes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"looking for ladies in wilts/swindon who would help me with this fantasy pm me"
Oh I've seen it all now!
Hey there's another thread running right now about cringeworthy posts.
Well fuck me good, I think we got a winner!  |
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
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Surely lucozade would be better as at least it's the right colour |
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
Surely lucozade would be better as at least it's the right colour "
Pee is not supposed to be bright orange! |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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"If you don't find any takers for this, you can simulate the fun by opening a very well shook up can of Apple Tango whilst in the shower.
Surely lucozade would be better as at least it's the right colour "
Only if you are really fucking ill! |
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