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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will there be jelly & icecream at this party  "
Im supplying the McFlurry's - thanks to Obi being a divvy and leaving it! - just need to know where people want them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will there be jelly & icecream at this party
Im supplying the McFlurry's - thanks to Obi being a divvy and leaving it! - just need to know where people want them"
I have a few ideas....;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be the bar steward  large glass of red for me please
merlot, sangiovese or cab sav?Rioja please 
Let me have a rootle in the cellar ....."
. nooooo don't go down in the cellar.... You may never come back!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later 
Reeeeaally????
Who??? 
The winners of the competition  "
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May I have a vodka, straight no ice please.
And no knickers here either, just my bright pink monkey nightie
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I don't put knickers in cocktails lol
And I'm not wearing myself beneath my kilt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later
Reeeeaally????
Who???
The winners of the competition
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote! "
I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile! 
Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . .   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later
Reeeeaally????
Who???
The winners of the competition
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote!
I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile!
Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . . "
that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later
Reeeeaally????
Who???
The winners of the competition
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote!
I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile!
Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . .
that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote.... "
Works every time 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it
the kind where you come here and sit next to me...
Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee "
oh really?
*grins like the cat that got the cream* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later
Reeeeaally????
Who???
The winners of the competition
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote!
I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile!
Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . .
that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote....
Works every time
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do I get a private show for voting?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later
Reeeeaally????
Who???
The winners of the competition
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote!
I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile!
Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . .
that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote....
Works every time
do I get a private show for voting?? "
I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we might be having some strippers providing the entertainment later
Reeeeaally????
Who???
The winners of the competition
hmmmm....perhaps I ought to vote!
I would say vote me - but my entry is from the couples profile!
Unless you want me AND Obi stripping . . .
that's quite enough motivation for me....off I go to vote....
Works every time
do I get a private show for voting??
I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement "
oh I hope so!
You are too kind!
p.s save a mcflurry
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it
the kind where you come here and sit next to me...
Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee
oh really?
*grins like the cat that got the cream* "
Blimey ! Where are your hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it
the kind where you come here and sit next to me...
Damn there's no room left, will have to sit on your knee
oh really?
*grins like the cat that got the cream*
Blimey ! Where are your hands "
sorry.... |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes
What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious...
Let's Talk About Sex? "
Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes
What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious...
Let's Talk About Sex?
Talk about it? I want to fucking do it... "
Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games.
Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into.
Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex
That's just one idea. Others very welcome.
Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes
What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious...
Let's Talk About Sex?
Talk about it? I want to fucking do it...
Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games.
Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into.
Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex
That's just one idea. Others very welcome.
Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied. "
Oh what a good game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes
What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious...
Let's Talk About Sex?
Talk about it? I want to fucking do it...
Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games.
Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into.
Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex
That's just one idea. Others very welcome.
Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied.
Oh what a good game "
Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Righty ho, it's time for a few tunes, who wants to throw a few shapes
What ya got on your playlist? Apart from the obvious...
Let's Talk About Sex?
Talk about it? I want to fucking do it...
Ok then it's either we dim the lights a tad wee bit or we need to participate in some party games.
Ooh I've got one... Someone blindfolded with a piece of fruit in their mouth has to spin around 3 times and kiss the person they 'bump' into.
Straight people get the option of saying Wooaahh, if the person walking to them is of the same sex
That's just one idea. Others very welcome.
Locking on to someone scent would be a way to kiss the person you fancied.
Oh what a good game
Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off? "
Strawberries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off?
Food sex is not allowed at this party.
I'm the doorman!
So what types are you not going to let in?"
Your type.
I'm a shite doorman anyway.
Cheeky should really sack me.
I mean look at the riff raff above that's already got past me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it
Rate my bottom Party
You have to feel it to rate it "
Ooo Oui
Now let's put the wine down and have an innocent grope. Hope there are no time limits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it
Rate my bottom Party
You have to feel it to rate it
Ooo Oui
Now let's put the wine down and have an innocent grope. Hope there are no time limits "
No cheeky said we drop into sleeping bags when ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knickers off what kind of party is it
Rate my bottom Party
You have to feel it to rate it
Ooo Oui
Now let's put the wine down and have an innocent grope. Hope there are no time limits
No cheeky said we drop into sleeping bags when ready "
Oops. Didn't read the whole thread
But after all the fun and games, getting into sleeping bags is a very good idea. Be careful of things that go "bump" in the night |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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Ah ha, we have the first participant. Fruit of choice to kick things off?
Food sex is not allowed at this party.
I'm the doorman!
So what types are you not going to let in?
Your type.
I'm a shite doorman anyway.
Cheeky should really sack me.
I mean look at the riff raff above that's already got past me "
But, but, BUT... *flashes boobs in an attempt to get past the door*
No?
Fine then *stomps off in a huff* |
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