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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Well it makes a change from Minxie I suppose  
The purpose of this thread is unashamed, I need a young lady (or battleaxe) to accompany me to Cupids Forum Social next Saturday.
Why is it Lickety's fault I hear you screaming. Well being as she had noticed that I am now single, she suggested I spread my wings and get down with all you cool dudes 
As it was a bit late in proceedings to arrange a victim, errr sorry, suitor to accompany me, I thought I would put out a forumwide search in the off chance that one of you may be able to waste your time with me 
p.s. Ryan, you've got no feckin' chance  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.
I have pointed out he won't be alone.
However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.  "
'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.
I have pointed out he won't be alone.
However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.
'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind "
If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.
I have pointed out he won't be alone.
However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.
'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind
If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you "
Pffftt...!!! He's Rollin in dosh.... 
Make sure he's wearin shorts.... Then the pockets won't be sooooooo deep.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.
I have pointed out he won't be alone.
However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.
'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind
If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you "
Awwwww, fank u |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take no responsibility for this man or his decisions.
I have pointed out he won't be alone.
However, if you take pity on him have a good time, I'll see you there and don't blame me.
'scuse me, I'll take all the pity that's on offer if you don't mind
If it wasn't the wrong side of pay day I would go with you
Awwwww, fank u "
Your welcome |
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"Well it makes a change from Minxie I suppose
The purpose of this thread is unashamed, I need a young lady (or battleaxe) to accompany me to Cupids Forum Social next Saturday.
Why is it Lickety's fault I hear you screaming. Well being as she had noticed that I am now single, she suggested I spread my wings and get down with all you cool dudes
As it was a bit late in proceedings to arrange a victim, errr sorry, suitor to accompany me, I thought I would put out a forumwide search in the off chance that one of you may be able to waste your time with me
p.s. Ryan, you've got no feckin' chance "
I'll offer to meet you outside the club and you can tag along with me. PM if interested, if not, hope to see you there anyway xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Well it makes a change from Minxie I suppose
The purpose of this thread is unashamed, I need a young lady (or battleaxe) to accompany me to Cupids Forum Social next Saturday.
Why is it Lickety's fault I hear you screaming. Well being as she had noticed that I am now single, she suggested I spread my wings and get down with all you cool dudes
As it was a bit late in proceedings to arrange a victim, errr sorry, suitor to accompany me, I thought I would put out a forumwide search in the off chance that one of you may be able to waste your time with me
p.s. Ryan, you've got no feckin' chance
I'll offer to meet you outside the club and you can tag along with me. PM if interested, if not, hope to see you there anyway xx"
You are a generous and noble woman. I now feel I have a vested interest in the success of this scheme. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks PP - I had sorted it by the time you offered and had asked yummymummy who was happy to oblige - I will keep you in mind should anyone else ask though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.
That is all.  "
Pardon????? Oh...... rAmmed...... 
And there I was, thinking we were in for an interesting night.....
An over-excited ted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cupids is gonna be fucking rammed.
That is all.
Pardon????? Oh...... rAmmed......
And there I was, thinking we were in for an interesting night.....
An over-excited ted. "
Can someone explain to the very slightly dense one please?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mention "rammed" in this thread and a whole load of crass innuendos!
I should have said "stuffed full" ...but that's kinda worse. "
Mine wasn't crass innuendo..! Just........ hope...
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