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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A melon. Fell into that trap of buying one at Tesco 'cos they were on offer and, predictably, it's still in the fridge a week later."
I do exactly the same but this time I ate all Mine with some Serrano ham last night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe last nights kebab lol "
Just looked at your profile and was expecting you to be in your 20's ! After that comment !!! Was going to say "oh to be young care free and single again!" Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just had some fresh pineapple, but I've been grazing through the night at work....
Pineapple is good for a man's diet "
Grilled bacon, poached egg, tomatoes, toast with real butter, black coffee ..... and pineapple |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just had some fresh pineapple, but I've been grazing through the night at work....
Pineapple is good for a man's diet
Grilled bacon, poached egg, tomatoes, toast with real butter, black coffee ..... and pineapple "
pass on coffee but rest sounds yum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpets n butter...
Or rice krispies with ice cold semi skimmed
Ahhhhhhh rice krispies but with hot milk remind me of my nan  "
Only thing i eat with hot milk is weetabix. |
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"Crumpets n butter...
Or rice krispies with ice cold semi skimmed
Ahhhhhhh rice krispies but with hot milk remind me of my nan
Only thing i eat with hot milk is weetabix."
Cornflakes with hot milk is yummy too only I can't eat them anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberries off a naked man
I want to add a ' cliche' reply
Won't a naked woman do? Morning missy "
Oh god yes ... for a better reply I should have said woman. Damn me and my stupidity  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Strawberries off a naked man
I want to add a ' cliche' reply
Won't a naked woman do? Morning missy
Oh god yes ... for a better reply I should have said woman. Damn me and my stupidity "
Pfffffft!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberries off a naked man
I want to add a ' cliche' reply
Won't a naked woman do? Morning missy
Oh god yes ... for a better reply I should have said woman. Damn me and my stupidity
Pfffffft!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberries off a naked man
I want to add a ' cliche' reply
Won't a naked woman do? Morning missy
Oh god yes ... for a better reply I should have said woman. Damn me and my stupidity
Pfffffft!!! "
Hahahaha I did it again right ??? I thought you were joining in with my cliche cheesy rubbish not offering your body |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im eatin a sausage bacon n egg sarnie now x3 
Throw the sausage off and then u have a sandwich that's worthy of eating
 yi cant throw out the cumberland sausages its to yummy "
In a casserole yes on a sarnie No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last man that did almost lost his front teeth in a car park
What ....you nearly headbutted him cos he didnt warn ya?  "
No .. because he didn't do the ' wink'
A lady can't assume that the man does infact like her so when he leans in for a kiss one can be unsure as to where he intends the kiss to go - thus headbutting when a head is moved !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The last man that did almost lost his front teeth in a car park
What ....you nearly headbutted him cos he didnt warn ya?
No .. because he didn't do the ' wink'
A lady can't assume that the man does infact like her so when he leans in for a kiss one can be unsure as to where he intends the kiss to go - thus headbutting when a head is moved !!!!"
Can just imagine you doing this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The last man that did almost lost his front teeth in a car park
What ....you nearly headbutted him cos he didnt warn ya?
No .. because he didn't do the ' wink'
A lady can't assume that the man does infact like her so when he leans in for a kiss one can be unsure as to where he intends the kiss to go - thus headbutting when a head is moved !!!!
Can just imagine you doing this "
He still talks about it now ... especially when he wants to annoy me which is frequently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bacon and dippy egg sandwich canny remember last time I ate one... So think that's on today's breakfast menu....what's on yours? "
It's too early to eat. Still in bed with intravenous caffeine... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The last man that did almost lost his front teeth in a car park
What ....you nearly headbutted him cos he didnt warn ya?
No .. because he didn't do the ' wink'
A lady can't assume that the man does infact like her so when he leans in for a kiss one can be unsure as to where he intends the kiss to go - thus headbutting when a head is moved !!!!
Can just imagine you doing this
He still talks about it now ... especially when he wants to annoy me which is frequently "
Know whom one is discussing hahahha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe I've actually been food shopping, put them away, had strawberries and a banana for breakfast and all before 9am on a Saturday All this lovely sun must be having an effect on me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha youve sussed me out well!
Now come n cook me some breakfast! 
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Bit tricky I'm 300 miles away now and I'm a shite cook.
I would pm you my suggestions but you blocked all males. Including me!!
You'll just have to message me to find out!
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