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A put his shorts in the washing machine and half way through the cycle realised that his wallet was in the pocket having rescued the wallet dried out the ten pound note and thrown away the business cards we set off for the beach ten minutes later the clutch on A's car went. Well you did ask  |
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over a year ago
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took our Giraffe for a walk , fed the Ostriches, then sat in the pub waiting for a cpl who never turned up ....... luckily its our local pub, which is 100yrds away so no big loss anyhow  |
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For the first time in 8 years. One of my bosses actually said thank you for a job I did, which was strange as my work standard is always the same. So why take 8 years to do it  |
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At vets twice with my dawgy, got a grass seed in his ear on tues, they got it out but there was a bit left in and his ear drum was perforated, poor little man is feeling very sorry for himself, and i feel even worse for him  |
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Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansions |
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" reminds self to stop going on forums and concentrate on people who want to swing  "
Oh sod off grumpy......I bet even you the "professional swinger" does'nt have sex 24/7 |
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"Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansions"
who did you nearly walk into
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"Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansionswho did you nearly walk into"
Sonia lol |
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"Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansionswho did you nearly walk into"
A global pop superstar- didn't see em in the dark and was trying not to trip over some cables |
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"Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansions"
Did the shit come with instructions that being male you didn't read? |
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"Nearly walked in to a global pop superstar, came home and had a snooze, tickled the cat, built some shit, lunch and beer in the garden, built some more shit, had a shower, waffled on here drinking more beer- fairly standard day in Meaty mansions
Did the shit come with instructions that being male you didn't read? "
Nah! made that shit up- just raw materials and an empty space and several poser tools  |
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Got up, ironed curtains, went food shopping for eleven people, shifted some furniture, baked two cakes, shifted some boxes, waxed some furniture, moved loads of books, cooked tea, hung curtains, had a bath (got very sweaty moving all that shit) cooked tea for five, cleared kitchen, made up extra beds then came and climbed into mine so I get an early night cos got to start cooking at 8 tomorrow - oh yeah, I'm supposed to be taking it easy cos I'm poorly!  |
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This person is not gonna post after me now haha!
But just sent a lady a text (she knows who she is and I'm not saying) and she just told me her nipples have gone hard.  |
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"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth "
aarrrggghhhhhh!!!!
Trod on a slug once in bare feet,that was bad enough |
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"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth
there is not enough mouthwash in the world  "
I shrieked like a girl ... but another cider has done the trick |
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"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth
aarrrggghhhhhh!!!!
Trod on a slug once in bare feet,that was bad enough "
That's worse .... at least I didn't chew! |
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"Euuuukkkk .... I've just gone to drink a glass of cider and ended up with a slug in my mouth "
Lol.....my OH did that, put the carrot out at Xmas, as you do, had to eat it to make it look like rudolf had been, as you do....didn't check it, and the next thing I knew he was heaving, he had chewed on a slug!
........and for the record, just because I had my back to him and my shoulders were shaking, does not mean I was laughing!!! |
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Had work today. Really busy as shortstaffed. My boss has said thank you to me quite a bit this week and been quite nice to me. Supermarket shopping. Cant stand the excitement tbh  |
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I got hit in the ankle by a golf ball travelling at about 100mph (the golf ball, not me !), then went on to post the best score I've had for quite a while...and ironically, it was my physiotherapist that hit me !
The ankle is HUGE now |
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"Woke up
Perved
Had tea and snacks
Perved
Perved some more
Sunbathed and perved
Power snacks
Sunbathed and snoozed
Proper scoff
Got d*unk
Went to bed and perved
Posted this message "
Wow, you must be exhausted!!! |
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