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My sons 16th birthday party
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear - it's a lost cause
BUT look at it this way
In 20 years time you will b able to regale your grandchildrent wiv tales of their dad's 16th birthday n all the hoo hah with firebrigade, ambulances and the months he hada go in foster care while u were in therapy in an asylum
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By *eareena OP Couple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"Oh dear - it's a lost cause
BUT look at it this way
In 20 years time you will b able to regale your grandchildrent wiv tales of their dad's 16th birthday n all the hoo hah with firebrigade, ambulances and the months he hada go in foster care while u were in therapy in an asylum
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ohmagodohmagodohmagod.... someone get me a vallium stat   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear - it's a lost cause
BUT look at it this way
In 20 years time you will b able to regale your grandchildrent wiv tales of their dad's 16th birthday n all the hoo hah with firebrigade, ambulances and the months he hada go in foster care while u were in therapy in an asylum
ohmagodohmagodohmagod.... someone get me a vallium stat "
Ya shoulda considered all this 16 year's 9months ago n refrained from the guilty pleasure lol
Have u warned the neighborhood what to expect??? lol |
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By *eareena OP Couple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"Oh dear - it's a lost cause
BUT look at it this way
In 20 years time you will b able to regale your grandchildrent wiv tales of their dad's 16th birthday n all the hoo hah with firebrigade, ambulances and the months he hada go in foster care while u were in therapy in an asylum
ohmagodohmagodohmagod.... someone get me a vallium stat
Ya shoulda considered all this 16 year's 9months ago n refrained from the guilty pleasure lol
Have u warned the neighborhood what to expect??? lol"
just the nice ones... the cold fish dragon across the road can suck it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope your son creates some amazing memories of this special day, and that in the times to come you both enjoy reliving those wonderful moments of joy and laughter as well as perhaps one or two forgivable mishaps that all go towards making these occasions so special…
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I hope your son creates some amazing memories of this special day, and that in the times to come you both enjoy reliving those wonderful moments of joy and laughter as well as perhaps one or two forgivable mishaps that all go towards making these occasions so special…
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Oh Mrs PAXO you are so wonderful you find the good in everything! You're a veritable mother Theresa of fabs!
Despite all that poor Seareena is most likely gonna wake up in Bahrain tomorrow morning wiv a headache n a New handbag wondering how the hell she got there!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought you were from Texas- isn't it mandatory to carry a whip. That should keep the buggers under control
please... lets not scar yhem for life  "
It'll split the pack- half if em will shit their baggy, low slung pants and the other half with turn in to a bunch of S&M loving perverts you can boss roubd- a win all round I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I hope your son creates some amazing memories of this special day, and that in the times to come you both enjoy reliving those wonderful moments of joy and laughter as well as perhaps one or two forgivable mishaps that all go towards making these occasions so special…
Oh Mrs PAXO you are so wonderful you find the good in everything! You're a veritable mother Theresa of fabs!
Despite all that poor Seareena is most likely gonna wake up in Bahrain tomorrow morning wiv a headache n a New handbag wondering how the hell she got there!! "
Edna my dear,,,,, I'm deeply touched by your kind words,,,,
however you have left us all wondering what style of Handbag you'd recommend.....
hey, theres no-one else to ask, with you being the go to guy for such matters and all that,,,,,, arf-arf...
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By (user no longer on site)
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I hope your son creates some amazing memories of this special day, and that in the times to come you both enjoy reliving those wonderful moments of joy and laughter as well as perhaps one or two forgivable mishaps that all go towards making these occasions so special…
Oh Mrs PAXO you are so wonderful you find the good in everything! You're a veritable mother Theresa of fabs!
Despite all that poor Seareena is most likely gonna wake up in Bahrain tomorrow morning wiv a headache n a New handbag wondering how the hell she got there!!
Edna my dear,,,,, I'm deeply touched by your kind words,,,,
however you have left us all wondering what style of Handbag you'd recommend.....
hey, theres no-one else to ask, with you being the go to guy for such matters and all that,,,,,, arf-arf...
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Blimey Mrs PAXO for a gal of the world ya edooookayshon is sadly lacking in some quarters .EVERY gal KNOWS it's gotta b a MULBERRY n the BIGGER THE BAG THE BETTER. Come on girl get HIP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you remembered to lock your playroom
always.... oh shit the girls are here... its gonna be a long night"
I could always come over and keep your mind off the whole thing |
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By *eareena OP Couple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"I hope you remembered to lock your playroom
always.... oh shit the girls are here... its gonna be a long night I could always come over and keep your mind off the whole thing yes please .. its very noisy. . They wouldnt hear a thing oooh you could make as much noise as you wanted then
I certainly need a distraction I'd only be too willing to distract you
half past 10 and I have kicked one out... threatened to beat tge holy hell out of another and threatened to call police its all going rather well then "
while you lot are going to bed or out enjoying yourselves... spare a thought for me.... fml |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you remembered to lock your playroom
always.... oh shit the girls are here... its gonna be a long night I could always come over and keep your mind off the whole thing yes please .. its very noisy. . They wouldnt hear a thing oooh you could make as much noise as you wanted then
I certainly need a distraction I'd only be too willing to distract you
half past 10 and I have kicked one out... threatened to beat tge holy hell out of another and threatened to call police"
I just logged on before bed to c how u are coping n it looks like you're in Eva Braun mode n dishing out the orders successfully lol. It'll probably be a little more difficult with his 18th but ya got 24 months to recover from tonight before that event dawns |
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By *eareena OP Couple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"I hope you remembered to lock your playroom
always.... oh shit the girls are here... its gonna be a long night I could always come over and keep your mind off the whole thing yes please .. its very noisy. . They wouldnt hear a thing oooh you could make as much noise as you wanted then
I certainly need a distraction I'd only be too willing to distract you
half past 10 and I have kicked one out... threatened to beat tge holy hell out of another and threatened to call police
I just logged on before bed to c how u are coping n it looks like you're in Eva Braun mode n dishing out the orders successfully lol. It'll probably be a little more difficult with his 18th but ya got 24 months to recover from tonight before that event dawns "
aint happnin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you remembered to lock your playroom
always.... oh shit the girls are here... its gonna be a long night I could always come over and keep your mind off the whole thing yes please .. its very noisy. . They wouldnt hear a thing oooh you could make as much noise as you wanted then
I certainly need a distraction I'd only be too willing to distract you
half past 10 and I have kicked one out... threatened to beat tge holy hell out of another and threatened to call police
I just logged on before bed to c how u are coping n it looks like you're in Eva Braun mode n dishing out the orders successfully lol. It'll probably be a little more difficult with his 18th but ya got 24 months to recover from tonight before that event dawns
aint happnin "
FAMOUS LAST WORDS!
Nighty night
*sniggers up sleeve as slopes off to bed clutching horlicks, teddy n thermal willy warmer (actually it's an egg cozy - but I like to exaggerate! )* |
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By *eareena OP Couple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"I hope you remembered to lock your playroom
always.... oh shit the girls are here... its gonna be a long night I could always come over and keep your mind off the whole thing yes please .. its very noisy. . They wouldnt hear a thing oooh you could make as much noise as you wanted then
I certainly need a distraction I'd only be too willing to distract you
half past 10 and I have kicked one out... threatened to beat tge holy hell out of another and threatened to call police
I just logged on before bed to c how u are coping n it looks like you're in Eva Braun mode n dishing out the orders successfully lol. It'll probably be a little more difficult with his 18th but ya got 24 months to recover from tonight before that event dawns
aint happnin
FAMOUS LAST WORDS!
Nighty night
*sniggers up sleeve as slopes off to bed clutching horlicks, teddy n thermal willy warmer (actually it's an egg cozy - but I like to exaggerate! )* "
damn jealous... night jammy cow |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"now get yourself aarge glass o win and congratulate yourself on what a good night your son had cos you let it happenx
Thanks. .. dies actually make me feel better "
us mums go through hell and back for our kids .lost count the number of times ive counted paterns on wallpaper waiting for them to come home when they foirst startd going out drinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"now get yourself aarge glass o win and congratulate yourself on what a good night your son had cos you let it happenx
Thanks. .. dies actually make me feel better
us mums go through hell and back for our kids .lost count the number of times ive counted paterns on wallpaper waiting for them to come home when they foirst startd going out drinking "
Some dads too x |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"now get yourself aarge glass o win and congratulate yourself on what a good night your son had cos you let it happenx
Thanks. .. dies actually make me feel better
us mums go through hell and back for our kids .lost count the number of times ive counted paterns on wallpaper waiting for them to come home when they foirst startd going out drinking
Some dads too x "
yes definately ..though dads tend to wait outside said pub incogneito lolol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"hows it going are you still sane I need an anaesthetic... its over... Nerves are shot..."
you can relax and get off to bed now,
knowing your place will be spick and span by the morning.
you know teenagers,they always tidy up after themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"now get yourself aarge glass o win and congratulate yourself on what a good night your son had cos you let it happenx
Thanks. .. dies actually make me feel better
us mums go through hell and back for our kids .lost count the number of times ive counted paterns on wallpaper waiting for them to come home when they foirst startd going out drinking
Some dads too x
yes definately ..though dads tend to wait outside said pub incogneito lolol"
No no ... we sit waiting, wondering and worrying too - just glad I've got three boys. Dread to think what it's like with girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend had a party for her 15 year old and there was more action than any swingers party! Public school children! I'm so glad I didn't take my daughter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hows it going are you still sane I need an anaesthetic... its over... Nerves are shot...
you can relax and get off to bed now,
knowing your place will be spick and span by the morning.
you know teenagers,they always tidy up after themselves. you just can't even fathom the destruction "
It might work in your favour! After my parents house was wrecked when I was 19, I've never had another party in 30 years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hows it going are you still sane I need an anaesthetic... its over... Nerves are shot...
you can relax and get off to bed now,
knowing your place will be spick and span by the morning.
you know teenagers,they always tidy up after themselves. you just can't even fathom the destruction "
Ah well
Another day
Another
...............party you can throw  |
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By *eareena OP Couple
over a year ago
Rockford |
Just to update. .. my house is somewhat tidy now... nobody Got arrested.... his friends helped him Clean while I was at work... whew... I survived .... and now if I can get rid of this nervous twitch...pass the pinot |
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