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Oi! sunshine you're nicked by the fashion police?
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What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?
Mine are as follows -
1) Crocs on anyone.
2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.
3) Men wearing their boxers halfway down their posterior.
4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.
5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy of Billy Smart's circus. |
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over a year ago
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People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy
Yikes Ryan,,,, thats my standard male mode attire.....    "
How much for your antique rocking chair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy"
I like to wear this combo when I'm walking to waitrose on a bed of plebs! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy
I like to wear this combo when I'm walking to waitrose on a bed of plebs! "
You wear a suit jacket and pj bottoms  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans
quite like that look "
Makes Tor a little horny seeing me in a suit jacket with or without jeans |
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"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!"
Always by the pigeon chested little oikes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty much the entire hip hop scene since about 1980- including Adidas trainers with no laces, totally impractical for escaping the 5-0 when you've just jacked some mofo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!
Agreed  "
Yep there's a time and a place for this. Even happened last week at my daughters sports day at school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy
Yikes Ryan,,,, thats my standard male mode attire.....
How much for your antique rocking chair? "
Hey, It’s not antique, it’s the same age as me..!!! sheeeeeesh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a woman today, biggest baps ive ever seen strappy top no bra, tits down to her knees
that's no way to describe me  "
you idiot, wr were at asdas here xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have both a onsie in my 30's and pointy shoes even though I'm a size 12
Can you manage the other three crimes I listed then you'll win with a full house at fashion police bingo ? "
No never had or will have crocs, don't own a suit jacket and never wear underwear |
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"I wear crocs everyday, plastic clogs are standard uniform but I wouldn't wear them normally x"
Do you work in a hospital as I can see the hygiene practical sense otherwise sunshine you're nicked ?  |
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over a year ago
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"Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14"
im quite big but I'm forever in a maxi dress, I'm a fourteen on the bottom but wear a twenty dress to fit my boobs in
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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I have a onsie
But other than that, any shape person can wear leggings but nobody can get away with the cheap see through ones with patterened Knicks!
Personally I don't see how people can not understand how to dress nicely, I always look smart! My popper side kappa bottoms and sweater shop tshirt are always a big hit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a onsie
But other than that, any shape person can wear leggings but nobody can get away with the cheap see through ones with patterened Knicks!
Personally I don't see how people can not understand how to dress nicely, I always look smart! My popper side kappa bottoms and sweater shop tshirt are always a big hit"
oh i wear my kappas with a nice heel to go out x |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
"I have a onsie
But other than that, any shape person can wear leggings but nobody can get away with the cheap see through ones with patterened Knicks!
Personally I don't see how people can not understand how to dress nicely, I always look smart! My popper side kappa bottoms and sweater shop tshirt are always a big hitoh i wear my kappas with a nice heel to go out x"
See classy welsh people, I tell you I always see people staring at me when I walk by, I just know they are thinking stylish bird x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suit jackets and jeans should be kept for the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Lovejoy"
thats seriously hot, especially with a tight t shirt underneath mmmmmm |
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"Maxi dresses on big women, now I'm very large but don't want to look like demos rouses and leggings on anyone above a size 14
Damn, best shoot me now! "
yep get me in that firing line up too..
i find because ive a bust they hug my top half and hug my shape well.. while covering my legs woop |
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I wear leggings as an alternative to tights - comfier and they don't fall down! My arse andthighs are covered by whatever I have on top.
I bought a maxi dress today but haven't tried it on yet I anticipate it might be going back. It's strapless and has large colour block stripes of black, red, grey, possibly blue. I reckon there's a good chance I'll resemble a multi layered jelly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?
Mine are as follows -
1) Crocs on anyone.
2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.
3) Men wearing their boxers halfway
down their posterior.
4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.
5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy
of Billy Smart's circus."
Lmfao! All of the above |
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"What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?
Mine are as follows -
1) Crocs on anyone.
2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.
3) Men wearing their boxers halfway down their posterior.
4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.
5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy of Billy Smart's circus."
Only guilty of the Crocs but not really worn them for a year or two, at one point I had red, pink and green ones and wore them all the time. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!
Always by the pigeon chested little oikes "
Or it's the ones from the back that look average or slim and then they turn around to reveal a 9 month pregnant belly that must have twins in there.
I don't really understand the women who dress as if for the beach in the Med or Caribbean to go to work. It's hot but you should still look appropriate for work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People walking down the road without a shirt on. It's uniquely British. I've never lived anywhere where people would take off their shirts and walk through town. It's surreal!"
Yuck, its really chavvy |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
"I'm going to say those see through leggings on bigger women.
The ones which show everything when you bend over  "
Them on any size woman! Just wrong! And they always have the biggest most patterened pants ever! |
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I just get everything from Next these days, but have a few vintage jackets.
I dress to please myself, not other people. I don't like seeing men wear vests in hot weather, I'd prefer T shirts, a long sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up or bare-chested. But not vests. I don't like tight leggings on the more generously thighed. |
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"What major fashion faux pas scenarios have emerged in the last 30 years ?
Mine are as follows -
1) Crocs on anyone.
2)Onesies for anyone in double digit ages.
3) Men wearing their boxers halfway down their posterior.
4)Men wearing a smart suit jacket with contrived ripped jeans.
5) Pointed shoes on men with size 8 feet or above as the results are worthy of Billy Smart's circus."
I've got a onsie and I'm 31. But i only wear it home alone, and when I'm feeling like crap |
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