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Stupid sayings..........
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over a year ago
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"anyone else mom etc used to say daft things ?
mine was....
"if you fall out of that tree and break ya legs, dont come running to me "  "
my mom used to say that to me when i was a kid  |
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my mum's got loads of em
'look at that for the price of fish'
'nice bit of Schmutter' (apprently about fabric cos she says it when looking at clothes lol)
'cant sit around here lollygaggling'
i swear she makes half of them up!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what about
well i'll go to the foot of our stairs
whats all that about
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its a bit black over bills mothers
whos bill and hats his mother got to do with it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my mum said to me eat all that up... there's children starving in Africa would be thankful for that I got a clip round the ear for being cheeky and saying ...post it to them then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its a braw bird the puddock??
see if i have to get up to u?
take the pea oot that whistle??
what for yi wont go by yi?? (unless its the bloody bus!)
the perrinial fav do u want a slap??
oh and the dinner one was a common one too lol xx |
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i have one saying that my kids hate...
in a shop if they start going on.. 'i want this, can i have, i want i want'
i just shout bk get a bloody job and buy it yourself.
most times it shuts them up, but more often then not one will say 'you have money so i dont need a job'
(uaslly the boy!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when we were getting thwacked with a garden cane mother used to tell us....wait for it....wait for it...."this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!".....how the fuk she ever figured that out i'll never know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Dad used to say that
last one LOL
...and my friend's Nanna used to say:
"You know what thought did -
'ee walked behind a muck cart and thought it were a wedding."
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"Black as The Devil's nutting bag"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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¿ Ya know what thought thought ? He thought he'd farted and shit himself !"
The version we have is "And you know what thought did? Followed a shit cart, and thought it was a wedding" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my old ma had a few when i asked what was for tea i got the shit with sugar on or another was duck and roll god knows what that is
if id lost something and asked her if she knew were it was she would say up your bum on the 2nd shelf
but the craziest one was when she wanted me to go to the shop she would say run both ways and walk back apparently it means hurry up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle "
my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle
my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! "
oh now when i come up there u will have to tell me them...xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle
my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! oh now when i come up there u will have to tell me them...xxxx"
better still I'll take you round to meet her... she's over the...... glueing -the- carpet- divot- he- removed- while- practicing -his- golf- swing- in- the- lounge- burst- the- light- bulb- above- his- head- and- sliced- his- shot- trick! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle
my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! oh now when i come up there u will have to tell me them...xxxx
better still I'll take you round to meet her... she's over the...... glueing -the- carpet- divot- he- removed- while- practicing -his- golf- swing- in- the- lounge- burst- the- light- bulb- above- his- head- and- sliced- his- shot- trick! "
lmfao...deal!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my neighbour, on commenting on a friends unfortunate squint said "one eyes going to the shops for chocolate and the other ones coming home with the change"lmao now that made me chuckle
my pal has a million and one sayings like that, and I daren't get her started about her hubby's DIY disasters... I could fill a book with them! oh now when i come up there u will have to tell me them...xxxx
better still I'll take you round to meet her... she's over the...... glueing -the- carpet- divot- he- removed- while- practicing -his- golf- swing- in- the- lounge- burst- the- light- bulb- above- his- head- and- sliced- his- shot- trick! lmfao...deal!!!!!"
have yea got time on yea cock !!!!!!
where do you think i wear my watch ??? |
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A friends mum used to say this when someone was bigging themselves up or being a bit too confident/full of themself for her liking;
"He thinks he's Archie, he's not even fit to be the flea on Archies dog"!!! |
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