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Seriously.. wasnt close enough to reach home and i needed to poo.. 
Luckily enough i Had a Choice of Many places to have a free dump... 
Question is - Where would you go if you really had to.. ???
McDonalds.. Kfc, asda, morrisons, debenhams, tesco... whetherspoons etc etc
I ended up in Sainsburys...
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The free toilet is the only reason I would ever darken the doors of a golden arches establishment.
Out of the list I would use Wetherspoons and stop for a pint.... just out of politeness obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I really had to (I hate pooing anywhere other than my own loo) then I'd go for the quietest, the one with the least amount of people to over hear me.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Dunno why all the women are scared to do it in a public loo. You always go in twos anyway  I don't unless its with a gay man.....I don't want others smelling my poo.....  "
Can't gay men smell? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" Do you have fairies at the bottom of your garden as well? 
Nope just a Portaloo Well at least the fairies and Pixies have somewhere to poo. "
When he says Portaloo what he means is potty. |
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I work twelve - fourteen hour shifts in London so I am often caught short. It used to be horrendous trying to find a loo that you could use but Boris has brought in a scheme where your company gets promoted if your toilets are open to the public. This has made it a lot better.
McDonald's are by far the cleanest and most accessible toilets.
If I need a longer job though I use one of the hotels. I call it having a posh poo. You get posh soaps, towels and sometimes even cologne. They are always impeccably clean and are always empty.
The best hotel toilets are the Mandarin Oriental, The Grosvenor House and The Park Lane Hotel. In the later you can also pick up a paper in your way in for free. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I work twelve - fourteen hour shifts in London so I am often caught short. It used to be horrendous trying to find a loo that you could use but Boris has brought in a scheme where your company gets promoted if your toilets are open to the public. This has made it a lot better.
McDonald's are by far the cleanest and most accessible toilets.
If I need a longer job though I use one of the hotels. I call it having a posh poo. You get posh soaps, towels and sometimes even cologne. They are always impeccably clean and are always empty.
The best hotel toilets are the Mandarin Oriental, The Grosvenor House and The Park Lane Hotel. In the later you can also pick up a paper in your way in for free. "
Cologne ! Ooh bet that's a ring sting |
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If I need a longer job though I use one of the hotels. I call it having a posh poo. You get posh soaps, towels and sometimes even cologne. They are always impeccably clean and are always empty.
The best hotel toilets are the Mandarin Oriental, The Grosvenor House and The Park Lane Hotel. In the later you can also pick up a paper in your way in for free.
Cologne ! Ooh bet that's a ring sting "
Ouchy wouchy |
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"OMG not a poo but a wee.. on the way to birmingham.. I stopped at two garages getting more and more desperate.. they said NO I was not allowed to use the toilets even if I bought petrol scared of robbery's
Me !! do i look like a robber .. ?? nope you cant use the toilet..
drove on to a group of shops think it was an Aldi or lydl .. NO we have no toilets for customers .. ended up driving round the back and weeing in the carpark.. How stoopid is that.. !!  "
Have you considered purchasing a she-wee ? |
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"OMG not a poo but a wee.. on the way to birmingham.. I stopped at two garages getting more and more desperate.. they said NO I was not allowed to use the toilets even if I bought petrol scared of robbery's
Me !! do i look like a robber .. ?? nope you cant use the toilet..
drove on to a group of shops think it was an Aldi or lydl .. NO we have no toilets for customers .. ended up driving round the back and weeing in the carpark.. How stoopid is that.. !!
Have you considered purchasing a she-wee ? "
Nope I havent..
I normally am very controlled about my toilet habits.
Didnt bother me to wee in a carpark ..not my fault they dont supply facilities is it..
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"The free toilet is the only reason I would ever darken the doors of a golden arches establishment.
Out of the list I would use Wetherspoons and stop for a pint.... just out of politeness obviously "
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"The free toilet is the only reason I would ever darken the doors of a golden arches establishment.
Out of the list I would use Wetherspoons and stop for a pint.... just out of politeness obviously
Amen"
If we're talking free it would have to be a Waitrose. Only cos it usually costs to be smug.  |
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