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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist.
u can dig up my bone with ur mouth
Lol should we film it for Time Team?"
I'd prefer tag-team though  |
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"I am an expert at absolutely nothing but I would love to be an expert archaeologist.
u can dig up my bone with ur mouth
Lol should we film it for Time Team?
I'd prefer tag-team though "
So now we're wrestling? I'm going to regret saying that.... |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm  Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?  "
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" No, that's neanderthal man.  "
Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" No, that's neanderthal man.
Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is My heads cabbaged already. "
Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" No, that's neanderthal man.
Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is My heads cabbaged already.
Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts "
Its never that easy.... |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" No, that's neanderthal man.
Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is My heads cabbaged already.
Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts Its never that easy.... "
 Really? Bugger.. I was just off to tescos then for cabbages lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" No, that's neanderthal man.
Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is My heads cabbaged already.
Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts Its never that easy....
Really? Bugger.. I was just off to tescos then for cabbages lol "
Sweetheart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
once and it makes them cumNot blow up women Paddy....real women doh! "
my blowup gf said ur jealous cos I can make her squirt 15ft by just a cpl finger presses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
once and it makes them cumNot blow up women Paddy....real women doh!
my blowup gf said ur jealous cos I can make her squirt 15ft by just a cpl finger presses"
and she squirts vodka |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
And I'm sure that's done with a club over the head being "medieval man" No, that's neanderthal man.
Ooh yeah, silly me.. Off to the stocks for cabbaging for you then it is My heads cabbaged already.
Hahaha.. Well that's an orgasm guaranteed then by all accounts Its never that easy....
Really? Bugger.. I was just off to tescos then for cabbages lol Sweetheart. "
Hahaha, Awww cheers.. Guess I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking then lol  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm an absolute expert at bringing on the female orgasm Do you have any idea how many times women hear that?
once and it makes them cumNot blow up women Paddy....real women doh!
my blowup gf said ur jealous cos I can make her squirt 15ft by just a cpl finger presses
and she squirts vodka"
If only you had said Patron Tequila...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking of bullshit.....
I know you think that you understand what you thought I said,
But I'm not entirely sure you realise, that what you heard is not what I meant |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"There seem to be a lot of experts online on these here forums, so pray tell us all seeing ,all knowing forumites, what is your area of expertise? If its crap what would you like it to be? "
$hit cleaning - when it hits the fan i get to clean it up (engineer i think is the professional title )
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