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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately  Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
This will be interesting, if you we're a single male you would get slaughtered for this post, I am guessing you will be treated differently  |
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
Is this a stealth "look at us" thread?
Is your profile text supposed to be deliberately sarcastic or an attempt at satire? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
I've mentioned on a few threads that for at least the past 18 months, the swinging scene has seemed much, much quieter. |
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
I would say no one can meet your standards and those that can probably wouldn't want to join the elite group of two  |
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
I've mentioned on a few threads that for at least the past 18 months, the swinging scene has seemed much, much quieter."
Anecdotal. This is almost the busiest it has been for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
I would say no one can meet your standards and those that can probably wouldn't want to join the elite group of two "
I must say OP your profile text is odd ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
Is this a stealth "look at us" thread?
Is your profile text supposed to be deliberately sarcastic or an attempt at satire?"
I thought the same thing. Think the truth might be somewhere between the two so rather conceited... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
I would say no one can meet your standards and those that can probably wouldn't want to join the elite group of two
I must say OP your profile text is odd .... "
^^^ off putting I'd say - not that I meet couples but if that was a single man I wouldn't even answer your message! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
Is this a stealth "look at us" thread?
Is your profile text supposed to be deliberately sarcastic or an attempt at satire?"
an attempt at satire i think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Presuming your profile is supposed to be a joke, then a few paragraphs maybe the odd smile as in 
Then perhaps a real profile under the joke that says what you want and what you have to offer.
IF your profile is serious, thanks but no thanks, arrogant people don't really do anything for us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
Get yourself to chams club . XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
Is this a stealth "look at us" thread?
Is your profile text supposed to be deliberately sarcastic or an attempt at satire?"
Blimey it's a bit early in da morning fir getting philosophical innit??! I'll have to funk bout dat when me brain rises from it's slumbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
This will be interesting, if you we're a single male you would get slaughtered for this post, I am guessing you will be treated differently "
What he said... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought the OP wasn't rich enough and both hit with the ugly stick when seen their profile before so didnt bother to contact them, thats probably what others have done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if Barbie and ken are not good enough most of us cant match that, most feel uncomfortable and intimidated around the well to do
you told us you have money and can buy anything , you cant buy nice people, I suggest you loose the rich money side and sell your personality, as you both look attractive enough,
we would not contact you looking at your current profile as we would feel you wouldn't give us a second glance , not being rude just honest , good luck guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if Barbie and ken are not good enough most of us cant match that, most feel uncomfortable and intimidated around the well to do
you told us you have money and can buy anything , you cant buy nice people, I suggest you loose the rich money side and sell your personality, as you both look attractive enough,
we would not contact you looking at your current profile as we would feel you wouldn't give us a second glance , not being rude just honest , good luck guys"
Maybe when they say 'Barbie and Ken' they mean Barbara Castle and Ken Clarke? |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"I think it's quite funny - particularly to see the reactions it's provoked
and you know there isn't an element of truth in their profile how...?"
Exactly.
Only a very small percentage of Fab members use the Forums, so most people who look at this profile won't have a clue about the personality of the author and would read it straight and think WTF!
I know I did and I regularly read the Forums, and half the time I have to stop and think that maybe the OP isn't as serious as they come across.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't understand why you're struggling... I had a look and I'd love to chat and see where it goes but I'm living in Scotland. Wouldn't be traveling down to London any time soon. Even so, why would you want that as many would rather it be local and likely regularly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it's quite funny - particularly to see the reactions it's provoked
and you know there isn't an element of truth in their profile how...?"
I don't much care. The amusement has been at the reactions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
its called the school holidays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!"
Join the club! Kids, weather, school hols, govt gut-backs, recession etc etc etc... there's always a reason.
I do honestly think a lot of people are so up to the limit (and beyond) money-wise that even arranging a meet which costs them some petrol money - let alone a share of a hotel room! - is out of the question. Have had this conversation privately with quite a few couples over the last few months and it seems to be the same for everyone - us included..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really struggling to find meets lately Not really sure where are we going wrong.Some advice from the fellow swingers will be highly appreciated.
Thanks in advance!
Join the club! Kids, weather, school hols, govt gut-backs, recession etc etc etc... there's always a reason.
I do honestly think a lot of people are so up to the limit (and beyond) money-wise that even arranging a meet which costs them some petrol money - let alone a share of a hotel room! - is out of the question. Have had this conversation privately with quite a few couples over the last few months and it seems to be the same for everyone - us included..
ted."
PFT! Ya mean you cant be arsed to walk 30 miles for a shag? Timewaster lol  |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
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And here's the profile text we had at the time of starting this thread, in case someone is missing the point.
We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Do you like us? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah but the fact u hadn't mentioned owning a stately home put me off ya AND of course inherited old money NEVER discusses their wealth. only the crippling death duties we have to pay  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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start meeting smokers...we are always up for a fag..oops, shag
I like the profile..sexually explicit, male half involved (not that its in my interest lol), but just makes it easier(well it should) when looking for cpls or fems
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And here's the profile text we had at the time of starting this thread, in case someone is missing the point.
We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Do you like us?"
I'm quoting the whole thing so you know what I'm talking about...
I get it...in fact it's the kind of "I don't give a fuck I'm having a joke" profile...which I like.
But on here...some people don't "get it" and think it's like actually serious.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The responses we had were quite entetrainig
Thanks guys! "
I forgot about your profile text when I first posted and I remember you posting a similar thread last year...equally as funny |
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