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By *obbyggg OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ehh whaaa?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

Can't be pricks if they're women

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By *obbyggg OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Men who have a profile as women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Can't be pricks if they're women

Cough. Strap ons. Cough.

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

It happens. Get over it.

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Men who have a profile as women."

to meet who exactly???

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"Men who have a profile as women."

That's the opposite of your OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men who have a profile as women."

That is a first, it is normally the other way around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Can't be pricks if they're women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

That must be a right kicker eh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men who have a profile as women."

soooo...did u turn up and suck a big cock?-or get asked to? lol

ease up ffs...do ur homework before even contemplating a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men who have a profile as women."

But I read your original post as women who have profiles as men?

Damn it man, stop wrinkling my brain...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Can't be pricks if they're women

Cough. Strap ons. Cough. "

Cough ooh yes 9 inches as well and can grow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Can't be pricks if they're women

Cough. Strap ons. Cough. "

Bad cough by the way , you need anything for it

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By *obbyggg OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

BB430. Erm really I don't think so. As for getting over it...Have you done it then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, have you been at the home brew while watching 'The Crying Game' again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

Nope people he definitely said registered as men but admit they are women, thank god I read it right lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men who have a profile as women.

to meet who exactly???"

I get it every so often, eventually its easily sussed out...some guys just wanna see pics of who u might have met...the ones not on the main profile

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

maybe i should message a few men ... just in case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Can't be pricks if they're women

Cough. Strap ons. Cough.

Bad cough by the way , you need anything for it

A Fishermans friend?

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"BB430. Erm really I don't think so. As for getting over it...Have you done it then?"

Re-read your OP and you'll think so!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has the local mental hospital lost a few residents tonight?

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By *obbyggg OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Can't be pricks if they're women

Cough. Strap ons. Cough.

Bad cough by the way , you need anything for it

A Fishermans friend?

I haven't had one of them in ages

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?"

No, we just tend to report fake profiles, block and move on, without making whiny forum posts about things that have been happening since the dawn of swinging sites.

Get over it.

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

I'm gonna start messaging blokes instead.......................I will probably have more luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?"

I may have read your OP correctly but still do not understand? As so many complain of men pretending to be women and not the other way around.

So what has happened? Enlighten us all,.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

Fuck me!! I KNEW i was doin it wrong! Maybe i should mail a couple guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So am I getting this right, it's a male profile but its really a female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women pretending to be men

Oh my word

whatever next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So am I getting this right, it's a male profile but its really a female

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Fuck me!! I KNEW i was doin it wrong! Maybe i should mail a couple guys.

nah thanks yer cock wouldnt tickle ma gspot...but u do have nice lips

*my gf typed that...honest..well the second part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?"

Maybe you should just try reading your original post again and see if you can spot the deliberate mistake

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By *obbyggg OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry black shadow I didn't realise God had died and anointed you his/her successor. Get over yourself."

Really no need for this sort of attitude!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

quite alot of the women posting above have cocks..just thought u should know

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?

I may have read your OP correctly but still do not understand? As so many complain of men pretending to be women and not the other way around.

So what has happened? Enlighten us all,.

The OP says "registered as men but then admit they are women" but further down it says "Men who have a profile as women" that's what confused me

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

So there are women pretending to be men on here eh? I wonder if it works. Hmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"quite alot of the women posting above have cocks..just thought u should know"

Hey big boy

show me your foo foo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?"

Ummm read your first post and ask yourself that very question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Fuck me!! I KNEW i was doin it wrong! Maybe i should mail a couple guys.

nah thanks yer cock wouldnt tickle ma gspot...but u do have nice lips

*my gf typed that...honest..well the second part "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?"

Yes we can, but you obviously can't type as your original post states

Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry black shadow I didn't realise God had died and anointed you his/her successor. Get over yourself.

Really no need for this sort of attitude! "

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?"

Your original post states women who register on the site as men. Everyone appears to be able to see this except you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?"

Goodness that is a contradiction now from above agreeing with me, my head hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?"

Yes, we can. You however, cannot formulate sentence structure to convey your intended meaning.

Now, go put your toys back in the pram.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry black shadow I didn't realise God had died and anointed you his/her successor. Get over yourself.

Really no need for this sort of attitude! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

So are you really a man?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

Your original post OP

"Men who have a profile as women."

And your second post

Still not spot the difference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

Make your mind up. You moan about women being registered as men, then constantly go off the opposite way moaning about men being registered as women. Read your own post ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He must of read his OP at last, as he's now logged out lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who in their right mind would do something like that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

So are you really a man?

Dunno you tell me cos I'm well confused now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

So are you really a man?

Dunno you tell me cos I'm well confused now

Do you have a foo foo or a winkle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

Your original post OP

Men who have a profile as women.

And your second post

Still not spot the difference

Followed by:

Nope. Men who register as women. Bloody hell can't you folks read?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?"

I drink homebrew and a damned fine pint it is as well

P.s. ma names Shirley really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..i think it was too late in the day for him. Hes got it the wrong way round the poor soul lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?

I drink homebrew and a damned fine pint it is as well

P.s. ma names Shirley really

Hello Shirley.... Nice boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy? "

Neither hence his frustration

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?

I drink homebrew and a damned fine pint it is as well

P.s. ma names Shirley really

Hey Shirley...fancy a shag? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy? "

Perhaps it was a time wasting blow up doll called ken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think he's realised his mistake, bless him. Or is it bless 'her'? Who knows?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

So are you really a man?

Dunno you tell me cos I'm well confused now

Do you have a foo foo or a winkle?

Woo hoo I must be a female cos I can't see a winkle, I blooming hate them snot in a shell they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Perhaps it was a time wasting blow up doll called ken

And the per guy ends up with a barbie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

Or Harry... Boom, boom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

Van Dyke?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

Damn you

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

So are you really a man?

Dunno you tell me cos I'm well confused now

Do you have a foo foo or a winkle?

Woo hoo I must be a female cos I can't see a winkle, I blooming hate them snot in a shell they are

Ppfftt your soooo lady like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

Or Harriet even!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't had so much fun since my Mum told me she was my Dad, brilliant post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

Damn you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't had so much fun since my Mum told me she was my Dad, brilliant post. "

Stoppppp I'm crying now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, the Dom dicks Harry now?

Im lost....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im all woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

Or Harriet even!

I can be Harriet or Harry depending on my mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Luke Lucy and Lucy is Luke?

My mind is confuddeled

Is the answer ** 42 **

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order.

I can read very well, still says male profile but its really a female

So are you really a man?

Dunno you tell me cos I'm well confused now

Do you have a foo foo or a winkle?

Woo hoo I must be a female cos I can't see a winkle, I blooming hate them snot in a shell they are

Ppfftt your soooo lady like

I know great innit

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

LOL! Now, about my Angel delight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

Or Harriet even!

I can be Harriet or Harry depending on my mood

Is that cos we all make your day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

LOL! Now, about my Angel delight

Yes of course, served on my cock ok for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo, was it a gal with a dick or a guy with a pussy?

Neither hence his frustration

Lol. Well he WAS a dom! Maybe he was looking for dick?

And Harry just to make numbers up

Or Harriet even!

I can be Harriet or Harry depending on my mood

Is that cos we all make your day?

Hell yes!!!!

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

I'm nervous of what tomorrow will bring! X

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

LOL! Now, about my Angel delight

Yes of course, served on my cock ok for you?

Wouldn't have it any other way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

I'm nervous of what tomorrow will bring! X"

As I said on another thread, just put a blindfold on and imagine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your all just feeding this knob. He is living the attention lol"

Which knob though? His or hers???

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

is that julie the wonderbloke posting on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been pretending that I'm a woman for so long that my wife doesn't even realise that she's a lesbian!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is that julie the wonderbloke posting on here

Nah Mister Wonder is fast asleep after giving his pussy a backcomb

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"I've been pretending that I'm a woman for so long that my wife doesn't even realise that she's a lesbian!"

I just snorted fruit juice all over my screen.

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

"I hope his OP was what he meant, after My OH being apparently bi from another thread it would make me feel a whole lot better about all those messages he keeps sending to guys to meet him haha

Don't worry so much to be learnt on here! Every day brings a new meaning of why or how or when and if.. My sexuality relies in it!!

I'm nervous of what tomorrow will bring! X

As I said on another thread, just put a blindfold on and imagine

xx"

Ohh that actually sounds quite good thankyou! X

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thankyou Julie. Not me who has been on the home brew is it? I suspect a few of our posters have done this. Never mind eh?

I drink homebrew and a damned fine pint it is as well

P.s. ma names Shirley really

Hey Shirley...fancy a shag? lol"

Go on then, being as you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those who are registered as men but then admit they are women. Pricks of the highest order. "

OP why are you messaging men, says on your profile you are straight and male. must be damned annoying to get all those reply's from women though

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