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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"It's like twatter but fatter - you get 175 characters. (Plus Granny is the Twatter queen here.) Post your twaddle here."
Twaddling out for another day of twaddle packed meetings, where nothing but for twaddle will be discussed, OMG what a load of sweltering twaddle! Twaddle,Twaddle,Twaddle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As hard as I try I just can't twaddle today, it must be the heat 
Take off those tight jeans and you'll feel much better."
ahh much better, fresh air to my brain always helps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These two smillies:
 
They are both pretty much the same only one of them the mouth is full of blood..
Which one should I choose?
Cos they are both the same..so what's the point?..
Is this twaddle?.. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"These two smillies:
They are both pretty much the same only one of them the mouth is full of blood..
Which one should I choose?
Cos they are both the same..so what's the point?..
Is this twaddle?.."
Of the highest order. Well done. I thought it was a red tongue and the other one was teeth. |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"And Gloworm and the poster above me are one and the same?
Is it just me or do they have identical arses?"
 I don't look that good in a thong bud!! More like cheese wire and a ball of Edam..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And Gloworm and the poster above me are one and the same?
Is it just me or do they have identical arses?"
FFS now I have a bloke ass and I'm fat/ curvy |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train."
Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.
Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting. "
More things to work out. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.
Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting.
More things to work out."
Settings Personal Location access and slide the switch to Off. If your Nexus doesn’t have this setting, go to your location settings to turn off GPS satellites and Wi-Fi & mobile network location. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Does using the tablet act like a phone? How would I turn off the location thingy. Funny thoughts on a train.
Only if its got a sim which I'm guessing it has, else you wouldn't be posting.
More things to work out.
Settings Personal Location access and slide the switch to Off. If your Nexus doesn’t have this setting, go to your location settings to turn off GPS satellites and Wi-Fi & mobile network location."
Damn, then the map won't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a baby tapir. Black and white stripey ball of cuteness. I don't want it to grow up as the adult ones aren't so lovely to behold."
You just watched the zoo by any chance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance
it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance
it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies"
Either you're now a fully fledged contortionist - or you've broken your back!
In which case I hope the ambulance gets a shifty on! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want a baby tapir. Black and white stripey ball of cuteness. I don't want it to grow up as the adult ones aren't so lovely to behold.
You just watched the zoo by any chance "
Yes, how else would I want a baby tapir? You don't get a hankering for these things just out of the blue, do you? Do want one too? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance
it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies"
What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance
it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies
What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced."
but I'm stuck ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance
it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies
What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced.
but I'm stuck ffs "
I'm now worried! Is your head inside your pants? Or did you lick your bumhole through them? 
Otherwise you may end up strangling yourself in the elastic! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
Post your twaddle here.
I was sort of just thinking that...
Well...if a woman doesn't get an orgasm in the 69er it ain't always the mans fault... "
Yes it is. He's got his cock in her face so he's not concentrating on the cunnilingus 100% |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just came in my pants. but on a more serious note I also licked my bumhole..it is serious as I'm phoning an ambulance
it better be the hot female ambulance crew i see in porn movies
What's the ambulance for? If you can manage that position your yoga is very advanced.
but I'm stuck ffs "
Wriggle your bottom from side to side and you'll free yourself. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lobster legs
There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.
Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth"
What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Lobster legs
There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.
Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth
What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?"
I'm sorry that's far too smutty for me to consider answering on a public forum |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lobster legs
There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.
Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth
What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?
I'm sorry that's far too smutty for me to consider answering on a public forum "
And you've put your clothes back on. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Lobster legs
There's not enough meat in them to bother. I do suck them though.
Don't think my legs would fit in your mouth
What about the middle one; has that turned into a lobster too?
I'm sorry that's far too smutty for me to consider answering on a public forum
And you've put your clothes back on. "
I'm one step ahead haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.
It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it. "
It is up too high!!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.
It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.
It is up too high!!!"
Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.
It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.
It is up too high!!!
Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye"
But if they aim lower, defeats the object |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.
It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.
It is up too high!!!
Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye
But if they aim lower, defeats the object "
I did point this out but at least it will be minty fresh for anyone going in. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan has a target on his back. A bit like pin the tail on the donkey.
It's strategically placed in case someone actually tries it.
It is up too high!!!
Exactly - hence they will miss my bullseye
But if they aim lower, defeats the object
I did point this out but at least it will be minty fresh for anyone going in."
Sticking it on with toothpaste was good initiative I thought |
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