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Seemed like a good idea at the time...
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Discussing fantasies with my FWB, one of the tamer ones was the Mars Bar challenge where said chocolate based product is inserted into the ladies nether regions and eaten out by the gentleman...
Fortified with a rather nice Shiraz, towels and standard sized Mars Bar were produced and J proceeded to shove it that far up I gagged on the damn thing - much fun ensued trying to make sure that no trace of chocolate, toffee or marshmallow remained uneaten but to no avail... gravity was called upon as I sat on his face but eventually we had to make recourse to cleaning products as I was about to explode from multiple orgasms and J had developed a severe case of lockjaw...
The shower, cleaning puff and flannel were all bought into play, (I haven't had my fingers that deep for a while) - the towels ended up in the washer looking like they'd been used to clean up a dirty protest - who'd have thought one bloody chocolate bar could spread itself so far and wide
2 further showers this morning and I think I've finally got the lot, not sure whether its paranoia but I'm sure I still smell of melted chocolate...
Just checked Urban Dictionary and I missed the bit that said a fun sized bar would suffice...thank feck I didn't get one of those jumbo bars...the galaxy caramel that J bought ("That's for your arse" ) is going to be eaten in the traditional way methinks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm washing machines and mars bars !! we have a right one here haha and lol @ urban dictionary.. i'm in the urban dictionary myself but not for anything sexual.  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Oh dear. So funny. You'll find greasy marks on panties for a while yet.  "
I'm kinda expecting that...old tatty knickers for the next day or two...good job the old fanjiner is naturally acidic and designed to self cleanse as well |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!
I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!
Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend "
So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse. |
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"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!
I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!
Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend
So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse."
Fancy a malteaser?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!
I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!
Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend
So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse.
Fancy a malteaser? "
I don't trust you either. Poor little innocent balls. |
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"I'm not going to offer you any chocolates ever!
I'm never going to eat one that Caz offers me!!
Damn, was gonna bring some to Cupids next weekend
So was I but I may have to rethink that idea. It's chocolate abuse.
Fancy a malteaser?
I don't trust you either. Poor little innocent balls."
Grape then?  |
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