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'That time of the month' codewords
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At the moment, I have a decorator in painting my new bathroom, and got thinking.....
When I was with the wife, we used to say "got decorators in" when she was on her period.
Does anyone else say something like that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While there are many ways to say it, I am on suffices. Someone on here told us a great one though, when the river runs red take the dirt road lol "
Or the marmite motorway xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While there are many ways to say it, I am on suffices. Someone on here told us a great one though, when the river runs red take the dirt road lol
Or the marmite motorway xx "
But I hate marmite   xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
When I was cranky premenstrually an ex used to say that I was readymixing. It was short for, she's like a readymix lorry of shit about to drop its load all over me.
I used to say menstruating or on my period. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.
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There are special tampons you can use - not regular ones as you would lose the string and it could end up jammed up there.
My mum always used to say that she was 'unwell'. I tended to use it too when I was younger but I pull no punches now. It's either 'I'm on my period' or 'I'm bleeding'. |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
My other half doesn't need to be told .
All he has to say 'morning darling' and the reply he gets is 'f**k off you complete and utter c**t , now f**k off and die after you've made me a cuppa' .
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"My other half doesn't need to be told .
All he has to say 'morning darling' and the reply he gets is 'f**k off you complete and utter c**t , now f**k off and die after you've made me a cuppa' .
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...and they say romance is dead lol |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"Apparently (according to another thread), its ok to do it with the tampon in there.
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Erm, a friend of mine did this accidentally when d*unk. It got stuck and she had to go to A&E to get the doctor to get it out! |
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