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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In just over a years time, John and I will be getting married.
In reality we know who the bridesmaids are etc and other roles. The only thing I don't have is someone to give me away as my father died some years ago.
So on a fun only lighthearted thread, who will volunteer to do the deed and as a fab virtual wedding, please nominate yourself for whatever role you like and explain why.
Oh bride and groom of course are taken  |
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By *stmateMan
over a year ago
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"In just over a years time, John and I will be getting married.
In reality we know who the bridesmaids are etc and other roles. The only thing I don't have is someone to give me away as my father died some years ago.
So on a fun only lighthearted thread, who will volunteer to do the deed and as a fab virtual wedding, please nominate yourself for whatever role you like and explain why.
Oh bride and groom of course are taken "
I'll be ur one night stand on ur hen night.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I be matron of honour?
A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...  "
Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls ! |
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"Can I be matron of honour?
A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...
Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !"
Trashy or classy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I be matron of honour?
A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...
Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !
Trashy or classy?"
Your call ! Do your worse lol |
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Trashy would be weekend in blackpool with joke veil, tiara and l plates compulsory wear at all times. Bridal party staying in budget hotel near the front.
Saturday spent on the big one (fnar fnar) then large amounts of cheap booze and snog competition.
Evening may be spent in one of blackpools finest swinging venues but if we're too pissed to get in we can get the same amount of action in any of the local nightclubs.
There will be a competition and points will be awarded for:
Snogs
Bjs (don't care who gives or gets)
Shags
Phone numbers
All of the above must be verified by another member of the hen party.
Points will be deducted for:
Claiming any of the above without verification.
Consuming alcohol free drinks
Turning down a snog (unless on grounds of poor oral health - but it has to be really scuzzy)
Going to bed early (unless accompanied by a minimum of two fitties)
Bonus points will be awarded for any of the above with same sex partners - other hens do not qualify!
Sunday will be spent throwing up before eating the dodgy greasy fry up supplied by the hotel - fry up is compulsory and we will eagerly await who will go green and rush out of the room accompanied by jeering cheers.
The classy version is a weekend in the hotel on the bay in portmeirion with hot and cold running masseurs, beauticians and hairdressers. Large amounts of room service with champagne and cocktails. |
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"Can I be matron of honour?
A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...
Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !
Trashy or classy?
Your call ! Do your worse lol"
Have posted the options - brides choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You better find yourself a virtual bridesmaid then ! Make sure she's fun though because she's organising my hen do
I couldn't possibly say who  "
I'll do it if the dress ain't peach |
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"Apparently, due the number of food-related threads I post on, I think I may be the caterer.  "
In that case you'd best warn the wait staff that when I've finished with the ushers they'll be next in my sights... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be matron of honour?
A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...
Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !
Trashy or classy?
Your call ! Do your worse lol
Have posted the options - brides choice. "
Port Merion ? Is that where they filmed that Programme the Prisoner?? It's really nice there. Hmmm but your description of the trashy version sounds like a lot more fun. I choose trashy |
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"Can I be matron of honour?
A bit older than the bridesmaids and liable to get tipsy and predatory amongst the users...
Super. Can you let me know what we're doing for the hen night pls !
Trashy or classy?
Your call ! Do your worse lol
Have posted the options - brides choice.
Port Merion ? Is that where they filmed that Programme the Prisoner?? It's really nice there. Hmmm but your description of the trashy version sounds like a lot more fun. I choose trashy "
We just need the list of invitees then.
I vote soxy for chief bridesmaid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Trashy would be weekend in blackpool with joke veil, tiara and l plates compulsory wear at all times. Bridal party staying in budget hotel near the front.
Saturday spent on the big one (fnar fnar) then large amounts of cheap booze and snog competition.
Evening may be spent in one of blackpools finest swinging venues but if we're too pissed to get in we can get the same amount of action in any of the local nightclubs.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll do the DJ role playing all those corny disco songs - remind me what your Auntie Flo likes to boogie to ?  "
The birdie song and Chas n Dave for Aunt Flo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the apparent absence of the forum vicar... (anyone know where he went...???) I look good in a dog collar.... "
Any chance you can display an avatar pic with your dog collar on please?!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll do the DJ role playing all those corny disco songs - remind me what your Auntie Flo likes to boogie to ?
The birdie song and Chas n Dave for Aunt Flo "
Aunt Flo going to burn the dance floor |
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"Apparently, due the number of food-related threads I post on, I think I may be the caterer.
In that case you'd best warn the wait staff that when I've finished with the ushers they'll be next in my sights... "
Can I be an usher?
I'll tell anyone shagging behind the church to hush-hush |
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