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"Ethnic origin then? Lol" No idea. I think anyone who asks is pretty rude anyway if it isn't immediately obvious then its unlikely to be against one of their preferences. No one ever asks us (and one of us isn't of the ethnic origin you'd automatically assume) and if they did I doubt we'd answer. | |||
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"People love a joke on these forums ye " what do you think we should come up with, with just one word? My money is on the sack race while we have recently had all the sports days at school | |||
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"Remind me to never post anything in a forum again haha" Remember not to post in the forum again | |||
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"Homo sapien? Although perhaps Homo erectus in one pic lol " hahahaha nice one! | |||
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"Ethnic origin then? Lol OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,, But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,, Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning.... Eh!...... " Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in. | |||
"Ethnic origin then? Lol OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,, " I was hatched. | |||
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"Ethnic origin then? Lol OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,, But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,, Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning.... Eh!...... Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in. " Indeed,,,it's one of those often overlooked issues and there really ought to be some national rules where anyone who infringes them should be thoroughly chastised…. | |||
" But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,, Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning.... Eh!...... Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in. Indeed,,,it's one of those often overlooked issues and there really ought to be some national rules where anyone who infringes them should be thoroughly chastised…. " I'm going to chicken out I think. It's hot and I don't want to break the rules for the sack race just because I don't know the right protocol. | |||
"Ethnic origin then? Lol OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,, I was hatched." From an egg? OMG how cool..... was it hard getting out? | |||
" But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,, Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning.... Eh!...... Actually, that's a vitally important question. It's school sports day tomorrow and the kids are asking me to go and join in. Indeed,,,it's one of those often overlooked issues and there really ought to be some national rules where anyone who infringes them should be thoroughly chastised…. I'm going to chicken out I think. It's hot and I don't want to break the rules for the sack race just because I don't know the right protocol." You can't go wrong if you just hop...but the chances of winning are pretty low.... | |||
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" I'm going to chicken out I think. It's hot and I don't want to break the rules for the sack race just because I don't know the right protocol. You can't go wrong if you just hop...but the chances of winning are pretty low.... " I can't hop with my boobies - there would be NO forward motion at all. My running is slower than my walking so winning was never in my plans. | |||
" I was hatched. From an egg? OMG how cool..... was it hard getting out? " My mum smashed it with a spade actually. Scrambled my brain.. ...explains a lot huh? | |||
"Wheelbarrow race could be fun " If its a naked one, I agree, loads of fun. I'll hold your legs T&T | |||
"Ethnic origin then? Lol OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,, But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,, Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning.... Eh!...... " My spermatozoa haven't won an egg & spoon race yet after they have left ma sack | |||
" I was hatched. From an egg? OMG how cool..... was it hard getting out? My mum smashed it with a spade actually. Scrambled my brain.. ...explains a lot huh?" Did she boil the egg before smashing it with the spade? That would explain even more. | |||
"Wheelbarrow race could be fun If its a naked one, I agree, loads of fun. I'll hold your legs T&T " Oh best get the foot spa out | |||
"Ethnic origin then? Lol OMG.... never mind Ethnic origins,,,we were all spawned from the same pot of Primordial soup anyway,,, But here's the thing,,,,, so you've been entered into a sack race,,, Do you jump your way down the whole length of course and just enjoy being silly, or do you stick your feet in the corners of the sack and waddle your way to the finish line if you think you’ve got a reasonable chance of winning.... Eh!...... My spermatozoa haven't won an egg & spoon race yet after they have left ma sack " Hey.... GreedyThump was hatched from an Egg........he told me all about it,,,,, So you just be careful if your gonna be running around spreading your spermatozoa while precariously balancing an egg on a spoon,,,, we don't want any accidents.... | |||
"So you just be careful if your gonna be running around spreading your spermatozoa while precariously balancing an egg on a spoon,,,, we don't want any accidents.... " Ooohh, spillage is not on the agenda, we don't want any waste now do we | |||