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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why would anyone think that a good opening message would be
"How big do you think my cock is?" And not send a pic of it.
To be honest, I couldn't give a shit how big your cock is unless it's really something to boast about. Then I might be bothered to have a look. I'd rather they told me about themselves rather than discuss cock size... I'll discover how big it is once it is in my mouth! Or am I just being a bitch?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not even I know how big my cock is,certainly not going to share that sort of information with a stranger lol
Block ,Delete ...! 
Maybe he was hoping to swap statistics ..but seriously,why the Fook would you want to answer that, I guess he thought it was funny and would get your attention
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone think that a good opening message would be
"How big do you think my cock is?" And not send a pic of it.
To be honest, I couldn't give a shit how big your cock is unless it's really something to boast about. Then I might be bothered to have a look. I'd rather they told me about themselves rather than discuss cock size... I'll discover how big it is once it is in my mouth! Or am I just being a bitch? "
OP - there is a little saying about advertising... 'If you don't 'get it', it's not aimed at you....'.
Although most people don't understand this, someones profile AND their intro messages are a form of advertising. It's the 'A' in A.I.D.A (Attention, Interest, Desire, Action) the four elements every ad must have if it's going to work.
In the case of the message you received, it clearly wasn't aimed or targeted to someone like you, hence you didn't respond well to it - you didn't 'get it'.
Now, sad fact though it is, being on here is a numbers game - specially if you're a Swingle. So, the person who sent that message (which seems to be a cut n past jobbie) will have probably sent the exact same one to 200+ women on the same evening. I would put a crisp, new £10 note on the fact that ONE of those women would have felt ... 'Yeah - why not!' and responded. Job done for the guy who sent it, eh....
That's the way it is.... annoying for you, but for someone else, as surprising as it may seem, that could have been the door that opened onto a whole new Swinging experience.....
ted.
PS My cock is available at any time for you to assess once it's been in your mouth 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you should of replied..."prob not as big as my fuck buddies"
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"not as big as your DADS"
He he he "
I did reply at first saying "I dunno, an inch?" Then told him to measure it himself... far more accurate than getting people to guess. But don't think he got the sarcasm lol
I like your suggestions though!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask him to post on here with a cock pic then we can all have a go at this competition "
Awww should have done! That would have been fun... not sure what the prize would have been hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a bi man, I've seen several enormous cocks - big fat things about the thickness of a bottle of wine. Unfortunately, the ones I've seen couldn't penetrate anything with it, and can't get really hard because of the amount of blood needed.
I'm happy with what I've got - maybe a little above average - but my last girlfriend felt it was too big and her current lover is much smaller, which suits her better. There's no accounting for taste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest, I couldn't give a shit how big your cock is unless it's really something to boast about. Then I might be bothered to have a look. I'd rather they told me about themselves rather than discuss cock size... I'll discover how big it is once it is in my mouth! Or am I just being a bitch? "
Tbh - in all my years on here and other sites - one of the things I learnt very quickly was that if someone's sole talking point or 'USP' was what was hanging between their legs - it wasn't well received by most fellow site users regardless of whether it was the size of a thimble or a bull elephants tackle!!
You can only try the 'look at my huge cock' routine so many times before people switch off (or block you!) especially if your pics don't back up your claims - or even if they do - you've got nothing else to talk about!
There's an uncanny correlation often between the 'why can't I get any meets?', 'things are quiet in my area' or the 'please give me some profile advice' threads - and the number of cock pics and mentions of size in a profile!
One trick ponys tend to be fishing in far smaller pools than those who can attract interest using a different kind of bait! |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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I am not interested in the size of a man's cock. I am more interested in what's attached to it to be honest. If you can't string a sentence together, or hold a converstaion, or have a bit of banter, or have a twinkle in their eye, I'm not interested in them and therefore not interested in their cock.
I have never asked a man for his measurements and never will. And if a guy goes on about the size of his todge in his p e I just click NEXT.
Having a massive member does not make up for anything. Now I know that men are obsessed with their penises from the moment their born, I think it must be gentic or something. But when are men going to learn that the vast majority of women ARE NOT obsessed with penis size?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's an uncanny correlation often between the 'why can't I get any meets?', 'things are quiet in my area' or the 'please give me some profile advice' threads - and the number of cock pics and mentions of size in a profile!
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Or there's also the possibility that because things are quiet in their area and they can't get any meets that they simply use cock pics to appeal to the broadest possible spectrum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You can only try the 'look at my huge cock' routine so many times before people switch off (or block you!) especially if your pics don't back up your claims - or even if they do - you've got nothing else to talk about!
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