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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1, Did you just Fart ? coz you blew me away.

2,Are your Parents retarded coz your Special.

3,My love for you is like Diarrhoea, I just can't keep it in !

4,Is there a Mirror in your knickers as I can see myself in them.

5,Your body reminds me of a Spanner, everytime I think about it my nuts ighten up !

6,you might not be the best looking girl on here but love is just a light switch away.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

coe blimey who said there was no gentlemen left!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're sooo hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!

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By *northernsoulMan over a year ago

Manchester

"You're sooo hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

I really shouldn't be reading things like that on a Monday morning!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

and who could forget the immortal line........

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7. WOW that's some body you have, has anyone ever asked you to help with a house removal.

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

im going ugly early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the word of the day is legs lets go spread the word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so you want into my pants???

tough there is already an arsehole in there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some of them are actually better than the usual standard of message i get on here lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8, You don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya pet?

9, I bet you've flattened some grass in your time, eh pet?

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By *entscotscplCouple over a year ago

falkirk ish

do you winch wi yir legs open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet your middle name is Ferrari cos I bet you go like one...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?

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