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over a year ago
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"Take a look in your garden.... X
Not there lucy, first place I looked xx
Luke said take a look in his boxers!!  "
Ffs lucy nearly choked....would love to check his boxers.  |
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Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays! 
Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.
Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.  |
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"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!
Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.
Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.
As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will.  "
I feel a new TV series coming on.... 'Four in a Mojo bed'.....  |
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"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!
Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.
Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.
As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will.
I feel a new TV series coming on.... 'Four in a Mojo bed'..... "
only four, weve got about 30 of the little buggers living it up in our garden, been invaded |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think it decided to do an exchange scheme with mine (currently living in your garden shed, plaguing Oscar and getting lambrini delivered by the crate whenever Dave leaves his wallet lying around) cos it's set up camp in my spare room, keeps kicking the cat and is working it's way through all the dodgy bottles in the drinks cabinet I brought home from holidays!
Fairs fair, you've hosted mine for ages so it can stay but I am now sleeping on the last ten inches of my bed cos the cats are spooked and have taken over my bed.
Oh and what is that language it's singing in? The only words I can make out sound very obscene.
As your mojo has been living here free board and lodge,( Christ it gets through lambrini and pork scratchings like theres no tomorrow). I marched up to the shed this morning, grabbed it by the scruff of the neck, dragged it kicking and screaming into the shower after which it had a damn good seeing to. Its now strutting round the garden, lambrini in hand doing a happy dance. Feel free to use mine as you will.
I feel a new TV series coming on.... 'Four in a Mojo bed'.....
only four, weve got about 30 of the little buggers living it up in our garden, been invaded "
well send mine home would you please |
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