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Silliest thing you've done....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I remember my very first night working behind a bar, someone ordered a shot of tequila, I got a shot glass but still poured out the shot in a measurer before pouring into the 25ml shot glass lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do them all the time

I lived in a house 3 years without realising there was a light switch in the middle of the wall by the table

I used to get up and walk over the other side to turn it on or off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im awaiting the

' got married'

' shagged so n so'

etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ordered Red Snapper (fish) in a restaurant in Greece, and I was appalled when it came with the head and tail still on (I hate eating food that looks at me!)

The next night, I ordered Swordfish, and I asked the waitress "can you take the head and tail off, before you bring it to me?"

To be fair, she kept a very straight face while she explained to me that it was a Swordfish steak, and the whole fish would have been 15 feet long!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ran naked over the swingbridge on newcastle quayside years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ran naked over the swingbridge on newcastle quayside years ago

over the arch not the footpath lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well obviously with me being almost perfect, it makes this quite difficult for me to admit that I nearly made a mistake once…….

But much as it pains me to say this,,,,,, I once thought I’d done something wrong, but then I realised I hadn’t…….

OMG….. how silly would I have looked if I hadn’t realised that !!!,,, …. sheeeesh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lived in a house 3 years without realising there was a light switch in the middle of the wall by the table

I used to get up and walk over the other side to turn it on or off"

Haha! You win fitness!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

moving house in this heat

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

had a meet from here we had met a cpl of times so dressed in nothing but underwear and a coat left the house during the day to what i thought was his car a few yards down the road without checking got in car fastened seat belt goosed his groin then realised i was in the wrong car after a hasty omg im in the wrong car and him mumbling about insane women i left to find my meet just pulling up ....should have gone to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Owing to the nature of working in an environment with an ever changing contingent of personnel it could be quite hard memorising everyone's name,,,,,,,

So I would occasionally compensate for my eratic memory by using the term “ Bonny Lad” until I became familiar with each persons real name,,,,

This tactic seemed inoffensive and on the whole quite well received,,,,,,,,

But not by one rather brutish looking chap who grabbed me by the lapels and threatened to rip my head off if ever tried to insult him again…. ….

I felt quite silly that day,,,,,,

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Last night in the sci-fi movie thread when I put that Tom Hanks starred in Minority Report! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ordered Red Snapper (fish) in a restaurant in Greece, and I was appalled when it came with the head and tail still on (I hate eating food that looks at me!)

The next night, I ordered Swordfish, and I asked the waitress "can you take the head and tail off, before you bring it to me?"

To be fair, she kept a very straight face while she explained to me that it was a Swordfish steak, and the whole fish would have been 15 feet long!"

Oh thats too funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a telephone interview last year. I thought I heard the guy say "what do You know about gas generators?". When in actual fact he said "what do You know about cash generator?".

My phone at the time was shit so I didn't hear what he said correctly.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Added a couple of teaspoons of sugar to ma pressure barrel of homebrewed cider,then went to Gt Yarmouth for a long weekend.....had some mopping up to do on my return

An ex mother in law once put 2 contact lenses in the same eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

set off for a meet armed with post code and fone number

got to post code and went to fone for house number and I had put the number in fone wrong!!!!

mission was aborted due to my stupidity lol

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Passing by an ex's door and not knocking on it. Thought he was unavailable, he was I discovered too late, single at that time and would've loved to hear from me.

Sliding door moment. Resulted in me entering a marriage I didn't want and a messy divorce. But God bless for my daughter from the marriage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not me but the ex mother in law once said when i was going clay pigeon shooting, if you bring them home how long do i have to cook them for..........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errr.... actually, I think I am a muppet.

I searched online for the times of the Wimbledon Men's Semi-finals - to avoid inviting a meet for the time he might say "sorry, I'm watching Andy Murray". So I told him that the Men's Semi's would be over by 3 pm.

Unfortunately, I didn't realise I was viewing an American website, and I invited him to travel to me right in the middle of the match!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to see a band last night. Drove 60 miles, parked the car, went in and just as I was about to pay for our tickets, the lady told us we were a week early

Felt a right twat

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