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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not the cough that carrys you off
Its the coffin they carry you off in  "
Ahhhh my nan always used this but I never had a clue what she meant lol. Thanks for reminding me of her  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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when rushing a decision my grandad allways told the sam story. A bull and his son stood on top of a hill looking down on a herd of cows ..The son looks at his dad and says " Shall we run down the hill dad and f..k one of those cows ? ..Dad looks down at his son and says " Why dont we walk down son and f..k them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If my Grandad spotted someone with bandy legs he'd always say " they'd never stop a pig in a corridor". Totally random bless him."
Was he a Scouser? Up here it used to be
a common saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lay down with a dog and you get up with a flea
A stranger should always act a little strange
A cat can look at a queen
If yoy ever have a daughter christen her Marigold - and hope she does!    |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Not my grandparent but he is to the boys always says an empty house is better than a bad tenant about farting.
My maternal grandmother, a very religious and god-fearing woman, told me that living with someone you don't love is living in sin, not living with someone you love out of wedlock. Although she did follow this with but if you love why not get married?
My paternal grandmother just used to say 'girl, you're so fat' no other meaning attached. |
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when you get a girlfriend, every time you get a bit of hanky panky, put a dried pea in a jar.
when you get married, every time you get a bit, take a pea out of the jar.
you will never empty the jar son  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when you get a girlfriend, every time you get a bit of hanky panky, put a dried pea in a jar.
when you get married, every time you get a bit, take a pea out of the jar.
you will never empty the jar son "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never let the left hand know what the right hand is doing.
Learn to cut your nails with your left hand in case you lose your right arm.
When asked where are we going by me and my sister, the answer would be 'out of my mind, do you want to come?'
The ever famous children should be seen and not heard. |
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