Just chatting to a friend on FB messenger and heard one of the funniest things I've heard in a while....
Her:- Got quite an amusing story actually...
Me:- oooooo go on...
Her:- Haha! He went home first to get a bottle of wine, some whiskey and his dildo. Apparently when he was coming out of his house he fell and smashed the wine. Anyway, when he got here he told me he must have left the dildo in the taxi OR left it on the floor near his neighbours when he fell. Anyway I messaged him earlier to ask him if he'd found it and he said yes, somebody had put it next to his door! Hahaha! |
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