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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Game inspired by the 2 phone sex topics...

Let's have phone sex on the forums. Only rules.

No more than 5 words

This topic must read like a transcript, between 2 people, from start to finish

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Ring Ring, Ring Ring, Ring

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, how are you?"

Sorry, I've already cum

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 12/07/13 16:19:07]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello so you decided to call

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, you first...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing at all yourself ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bikini bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spongebob uniform

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Pinch your nipples

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

What colour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

red hmmm

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Tell me about your mother....

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tell me about your mother...."

She's dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall i play ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall i play ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You lot are clearly shit at phone sex

.......never phone me up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No nt yet

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Does anyone know how to extract a phone?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Does anyone know how to extract a phone?"

Is it on vibrate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah its not really working

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Does anyone know how to extract a phone?

Is it on vibrate?"

Yes, stop texting lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot are clearly shit at phone sex

.......never phone me up!"

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

You say goodbye first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot are clearly shit at phone sex

.......never phone me up!"

Even if I offer to sing you a song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry im naked u'll have to speak up

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

Is that your vibrator I can hear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah it's up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot are clearly shit at phone sex

.......never phone me up!

Even if I offer to sing you a song?

oi ive requested you do that to me.. pfftt

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By *oth-wayMan over a year ago

notts derby

"Pinch your nipples"

Ok if you put your hand in your pants..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you using baby oil ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are you using baby oil ? "

No it’s the juice from a jar of pickled Gurkin's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are you using baby oil ?

No it’s the juice from a jar of pickled Gurkin's

Get one of the gherkin ....

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Pinch your nipples

Ok if you put your hand in your pants..

There already dirty boy lol

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By *oth-wayMan over a year ago

notts derby

"Pinch your nipples

Ok if you put your hand in your pants..

There already dirty boy lol"

your so horny you've got it throbbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How big are your tits."

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?"

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

"Hi! My name's Chuck, I'm not here to sell you anything!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

"Hi! My name's Chuck, I'm not here to sell you anything!""

But have you got double glazing?

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

nah tripple glazing

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"nah tripple glazing

better than nipple glazing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about cock gazing?

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

better than nipple glazing..."

do you do free test drives ..never tried that before ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmao this is funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey hw u doing

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Oh god yeah

.....

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

Ppi has claimed your arse? Dunno if we can get that back for you but we are THE premier ppi claims company!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever had a loan or credit card?

Fuck off ppi claims my arse

Ppi has claimed your arse? Dunno if we can get that back for you but we are THE premier ppi claims company!

Are you from Swansea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now, back to the pickles.

Have You ever wanked off a shetland pony into a jar of branston?

Or even Asda brown pickle ( small chunks ) ?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Never been asked that on the phone before, makes me crave double glazing salesmen!

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