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Just heard this one on radio what injuries have occurred during sex/meet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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usually strained stomach muscles! Got cramp in my leg stretched it out and smashed a glass cutting my foot lol. like a trooperi finished the job. helps when it only lasts rwo mind lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"usually strained stomach muscles! Got cramp in my leg stretched it out and smashed a glass cutting my foot lol. like a trooperi finished the job. helps when it only lasts rwo mind lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.  "
Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol
I provide lessins he he x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.
Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol
I provide lessins he he x"
Lessons in what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broke 2 ribs over a Dining Room Table 
You go gurl...lol
Did you finish the job though lol
I will be impressed if you did broken ribs are painful lol"
Well seeing as it was a bit of a frantic session, I didn't stop him. But fecking killed after when I could hardly breath!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My OH has a sex injury at present. He did it on Friday night by falling out of a jacuzzi on wobbly legs whilst being in there with 3 naked women and receiving blowjobs.
As well as not looking his most elegant when he fell out, he had two huge bruises on the back of his legs.
I told him to go and see the GP and tell him how it happened but he's scared the GP will look at him and think hmmm 50 year old sexual fantasist losing his grip on reality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.
Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol
I provide lessins he he xLessons in what?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broke 2 ribs over a Dining Room Table
You go gurl...lol
Did you finish the job though lol
I will be impressed if you did broken ribs are painful lol
Well seeing as it was a bit of a frantic session, I didn't stop him. But fecking killed after when I could hardly breath!! "
Queen of tease = Trooper lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.
Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol
I provide lessins he he xLessons in what?
Spelling "
Im typing on my phone...give me a break lol and not the kind mentioned in the post lol even tho it sounds fun breaking bones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lolI lose control...what can I say..... "
You make breaking bones sound so much fun lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lolI lose control...what can I say.....
You make breaking bones sound so much fun lol"
It was fun...trust me...that sounds soooo wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broken wrist, twisted ankle, fractured left thumb, bruised cheekbone, split lip...not all at the same time I hasten to add.
Blimey are you sure you are doing it right lol
I provide lessins he he xLessons in what?
Spelling
Im typing on my phone...give me a break lol and not the kind mentioned in the post lol even tho it sounds fun breaking bones"
Was only messing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"on how to do it correctly lol ....guess it wasnt as funny as i thought lolI lose control...what can I say.....
You make breaking bones sound so much fun lolIt was fun...trust me...that sounds soooo wrong. "
Cant trust you have to try it for myself lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stiletto heel went through my foot while I was standing and playing with a girl- only realised once I looked down and floor covered in blood - talk about being in the throws of passion
Still got the scar on my foot |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I was in work the other week and had bruises at the top of both arms from a slightly over enthusiastic session...one of my colleagues asked how I'd got them to which I smilingly replied "Rough sex, you should see the other parties"...my car pool mate who knew it was actually true almost choked on her coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst I had was cramp mid shag- only this cramp was excruciating and lasted for about 20 minutes. Girl I was with started off in hysterics at me hopping round the room, slapping the wall and trying to get rid of it.
By the time it subsided she'd gone to sleep |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I was in work the other week and had bruises at the top of both arms from a slightly over enthusiastic session...one of my colleagues asked how I'd got them to which I smilingly replied "Rough sex, you should see the other parties"...my car pool mate who knew it was actually true almost choked on her coffee "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend told me 20 yrs ago as he trained to be a doctor on 14th of feb a young couple came in to a and e with one coat wrapped round them on a pouring wet night in glasgow! They kept on until he called them in! They took it off naked and his cock in her pussy together with a rose which had got caught on them both! Really serious to remove! Lol well it was valentines! Ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once with an ex girlfriend she was on top riding like a good un, as I started to sit up so I could kiss her boobies she decide to come down for a kiss and head butted me right in my eye, splitting my eye open, I tell you sex with blood in the eye is painful lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strange one but I've fallen out of a tree after me and a ex decided it was a goods idea to sex up high. I slipped climbing down landed on my arm and dislocated my wrist. All my ex could do was laugh at me  . From her view she said all she saw was me vanish with a woah. Lol |
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