When I walked in the house I was greeted by the wife holding a can of beer and smiling at me, suspiciously I asked "what's this for?"
"my sister saw you chatting to the new barmaid at the local so she moved behind you to hear what you were saying "
" oh really? and what did she hear? "
" the barmaid asked what I was like and you said I looked like Sue Barker! now sit down, I've made your favourite for dinner and after you're getting that blow job you keep asking for"
I cracked open my beer and thought it was a good job the pub was noisy, I didn't say Sue, I said Chew
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