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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, this morning I woke up nice and fresh half hour before my alarm, fantastic. Sun blaring through the window, today's going to be a good day. So I got up and got straight into bathroom for a shower, which doesn't normally happen so easily with having 2 house mates, so that was a bonus, days getting off to a great start. Get down stairs and there's 2 slices of bread left and a glass of orange in fridge. Great stuff I usually miss breakfast, so I put the bread in the toaster when it popped put butter and jam on it. Postman comes to door and posts a letter, I grabbed the letter sat back at the table and opened the letter. That's when my day was ruined. Life for me just stopped. Absolute Fucked off to the max. I dont get why bad things happen to good people.
as I opened the letter, my hand slipped and knocked my breakfast off the table. Toast BUTTER SIDE DOWN!!!. My life is ruined. It was the last 2slices and the last glass of orange
I've just treated myself to a bacon and egg sarny but no matter how much I try to enjoy it. It won't bring my breakfast back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hadn't got my reading glasses on and was disappointed when I realized I wasn't gonna get a chance to fuck your wife.....
Oh well......fuck my life too....(that's not a typo lol)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I live with 2 guys my age. I don't think you understand how hard it is to get a decent night sleep and some breakfast. It was such a promising start to the day  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You had a bacon sarnie instead- I don't feel sorry for you!  "
Its not about the food. Its about how everything was going right. There's never food in the house for breakfast. I live with 2 guys. I'm pretty sure one of them has moved his girlfriend in. This jam on toast was the last straw. Things are going to change when I get back to my house. Even if I have to buy an extra kitchen just for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Admin .... I have said it b4 and I will say it again ... We need a hug icon ! The poor boy is clearly distressed !! And needs a mummy hug !!
A hug off them things? Yea no problem 
Oi u cheeky fucker ! I was offering a mummy hug !!! Tut tut !! "
I didn't read the mummy part |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just thought I'd update you all since I've been receiving hundreds of messages about this
I bought some more bread and jam and I've been having breakfast daily. I would like to thank you all for getting me through a tough day with your messages of support. I couldn't have done it without you
-- RIP --
jam on toast 12/07/13 - 12/07/13
glass of orange 12/07/13 - 12/07/13 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thought I'd update you all since I've been receiving hundreds of messages about this
I bought some more bread and jam and I've been having breakfast daily. I would like to thank you all for getting me through a tough day with your messages of support. I couldn't have done it without you
-- RIP --
jam on toast 12/07/13 - 12/07/13
glass of orange 12/07/13 - 12/07/13"
Crunchy nut cornflakes are the way forward.  |
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