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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

what do you scratch yours with ?

i used to use an old carving knife as it reached the parts that were itchy

I use an old fork now....see, ive progressed

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

knitting needles are good

bit scared about the carving knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go out into the woods take me clothes off and then rub me body over thr trunk of a big ole tree...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to do that but done for bark stripping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to do that but done for bark stripping

Always look for one with an old nail sticking out dosent harm the tree then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ohhhhhh thats where i was going wrong...

I did try it in hopwas woods but picked a day when the military were practising their shooting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a wire coat hanger and bend the sides down so that you basically end up with a big wire handle with a hook on the end, et voila

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

remote control is usually long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"remote control is usually long"

Mrs B does mine, and very nice it is

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I get a man in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back scratcher - the Chinese call it "don't beg for help from others".

My dad used to have one in every room!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get a man in

Oh ive had enough of them evie.

gonna be the first celebate swinger

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Back scratcher - the Chinese call it "don't beg for help from others".

My dad used to have one in every room!

He used to have a Chinese man to scratch his back in every room?

Must have been loaded!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Yeah I've got a back scratcher, which is just a big wooden fork really with the prongs turned up, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back scratcher - the Chinese call it "don't beg for help from others".

My dad used to have one in every room!

He used to have a Chinese man to scratch his back in every room?

Must have been loaded! "

Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Door post xx

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

bugger I was gonna say that - but I do use one anyway

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