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Madame Fanny (Edith’s ‘muzzair’) – BlondeCaz
Yvette (‘old me in your arms!) Carte-Blanche – Tease and Temptation
Mimi Labonq – FrenchBambi
Herr Flick of ze Gestapo – Funky
Capt Bertorelli – Keenfucktographer
Michelle of ze Resistance – MoodyMoo BSE
Helga, Herr Flick’s ‘bit’ – JustJodie 
Lt Gruber – brightonsteve
Ze British Airmen (Fairfax and Carstairs) – Obi and Ryan
Officer Crabtree (Gidd Moaning..) – ukmale421
General Von Klinkerhoffen – Professor XXX
I am still casting ‘Ze Colonel’ and his side kick Lt Hans Geering – and I am REALLY stuck for Monsieur LeClerc – the master of a thousand faces.... all of them the same (lol!) Anyone up for it? ..... we could all end up doing panto! (Oh no we couldn’t! Oh yes we could!!!)
Let's see what other televisual gems you can come up with ...
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"Oooh I feel honoured, she's a babe "she was 'oh, Renee!' !! My first girl crush!!!! Followed closely by Michelle 'listen very carefully, I was say this only once' mmmmm | |||
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"ive never seen that program so totally clueless "You're not missing much!
That said, why am I thinking fallen Madonna?!! | |||
"Just for fun... Take any TV series (comedy, drama, soap or anything you like) and try and ‘cast’ Fab members to each of the key roles.. How do you think my version of the 80’s classic ‘Allo Allo?’ would have looked with this little lot playing all the main roles....?? Rene – Big Ted Madame Edith – Hot Ruby (I am soooo dead)
Madame Fanny (Edith’s ‘muzzair’) – BlondeCaz
"There's likely to be a murder in a certain Premier Inn in Manchester in a coupla weeks....although I might let you off if this means I can now advertise meself as a MILF on my profile? | |||
"ive never seen that program so totally clueless
You're not missing much!
That said, why am I thinking fallen Madonna?!! "that was the painting they were looking for wasn't it??? With zee big boobies??? | |||
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"ive never seen that program so totally clueless
You're not missing much!
That said, why am I thinking fallen Madonna?!! that was the painting they were looking for wasn't it??? With zee big boobies???"It's the big boobies!!! Sorry Cute | |||
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"im still not understanding,, *wonders off to google* lol " you've made me feel old by saying you don't understand this show | |||
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"How come I ended up being the Nazi??? "could it be the way you goose step everywhere  | |||
"im still not understanding,, *wonders off to google* lol you've made me feel old by saying you don't understand this show "Yep, me too! | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
could it be the way you goose step everywhere "Well there is that. I just thought it made me look interesting.  | |||
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
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"Coronation Street (just random folk past & current) Norris - Superramfan" Oi, I'll give ya bloody Norris  | |||
"Just for fun... Take any TV series (comedy, drama, soap or anything you like) and try and ‘cast’ Fab members to each of the key roles.. How do you think my version of the 80’s classic ‘Allo Allo?’ would have looked with this little lot playing all the main roles....?? Rene – Big Ted Madame Edith – Hot Ruby (I am soooo dead)
Madame Fanny (Edith’s ‘muzzair’) – BlondeCaz
There's likely to be a murder in a certain Premier Inn in Manchester in a coupla weeks....although I might let you off if this means I can now advertise meself as a MILF on my profile? " Be gentle with me Caz Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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"How come I ended up being the Nazi??? "It came to me in a dream.... and not one I wish to repeat either! | |||
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"Oooh I feel honoured, she's a babe "I've met Vicki Michelle..... and I DEFINITELY would!!!!!!
ted. | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
could it be the way you goose step everywhere
Well there is that. I just thought it made me look interesting. "Think the walk is definitely interesting but singing Deutschland Uber Alles at the same time might be a tad to much | |||
"Coronation Street (just random folk past & current) Norris - Superramfan Oi, I'll give ya bloody Norris "was that or Roy Cropper | |||
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"If anyone wants to have a go at Eastenders, I will accept the inevitable (for those who got my face pic the other week) and be cast as one of the Mitchell bruvvas
ted."my boobs are head doubles for the Mitchells Blonde Caz has gotta be a Peggy Mitchell | |||
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"Bambi helppppp, how do I say " listen very carefully I will say this only once " in an accent that sounds just like an English person trying to say it in French please "Least you could do the 'I say chaps!' bit pretty easily...... er, hang on.... lol! | |||
"ah it was a painting,, right gotcha now lol
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
"Fizz - 3rd Person Emily Bishop - Moody Moo Tyrone - Dave Ewing Hayley - Soxy Haha I've got the chuckles now | |||
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"So who am I then?..." Monsieur Le Clerc is still available.... | |||
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"So who am I then?... Monsieur Le Clerc is still available.... "Who is that?.. | |||
"Emily Bishop - Moody Moo Haha I've got the chuckles now "Oooooh you gone dun it now!!!!! | |||
"So who am I then?... Monsieur Le Clerc is still available....
Who is that?.."The old guy who thought he was a master of 'dis-geees'.... pronounced 'M'suir Le Clair'... | |||
"I so knew I should have worked on my German/French accent lol "You could always be Lt Geering in drag....... | |||
"I so knew I should have worked on my German/French accent lol
You could always be Lt Geering in drag....... "thanks ........ I think .........  | |||
"Oooh I feel honoured, she's a babe
I've met Vicki Michelle..... and I DEFINITELY would!!!!!!
ted. "She lives up the road from us , and we both would. | |||
"I so knew I should have worked on my German/French accent lol
You could always be Lt Geering in drag.......
thanks ........ I think ......... ""Club!!!" | |||
"Coronation Street (just random folk past & current) Norris - Superramfan Oi, I'll give ya bloody Norris
was that or Roy Cropper "I don't know which is the lesser of two evils | |||
"Oooh I feel honoured, she's a babe
I've met Vicki Michelle..... and I DEFINITELY would!!!!!!
ted. "I doubt many would say no | |||
"If anyone wants to have a go at Eastenders, I will accept the inevitable (for those who got my face pic the other week) and be cast as one of the Mitchell bruvvas
ted.
my boobs are head doubles for the Mitchells
Blonde Caz has gotta be a Peggy Mitchell "Phew, not being an Eastenders fan, I got mixed up with Pat Butcher when I read that...now, "Gerawrt my pub" | |||
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"I clearly don't watch enough soaps. Not sure quite why I've been cast as two teenagers - but never mind! " I've been cast as two pensioners...can't imagine why that is either  | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
It came to me in a dream.... and not one I wish to repeat either! "Muhahahhaaa Once you allow me into your dreams, I wont leave. I'm a bit like Freddy Krueger but with an AWESOME arse! | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
It came to me in a dream.... and not one I wish to repeat either!
Muhahahhaaa Once you allow me into your dreams, I wont leave. I'm a bit like Freddy Krueger but with an AWESOME arse! "show us your arse then lol | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
It came to me in a dream.... and not one I wish to repeat either!
Muhahahhaaa Once you allow me into your dreams, I wont leave. I'm a bit like Freddy Krueger but with an AWESOME arse!
show us your arse then lol "You wont trick me that way missy! It's Thursday, my burnt dead soul stays! | |||
"ah it was a painting,, right gotcha now lol
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
Fizz - 3rd Person
Emily Bishop - Moody Moo
Tyrone - Dave Ewing
Hayley - Soxy
Haha I've got the chuckles now "Twat! | |||
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"I clearly don't watch enough soaps. Not sure quite why I've been cast as two teenagers - but never mind! " If you really want an explanation.. Rosie Webster - Gorgeous trendy model looks Brunette, wanted by a lot of men Abby Branning - Smart intellectual member of the Eastenders cast who always has her head in the books | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
It came to me in a dream.... and not one I wish to repeat either!
Muhahahhaaa Once you allow me into your dreams, I wont leave. I'm a bit like Freddy Krueger but with an AWESOME arse!
show us your arse then lol
You wont trick me that way missy! It's Thursday, my burnt dead soul stays! "me tricking u??? | |||
"I clearly don't watch enough soaps. Not sure quite why I've been cast as two teenagers - but never mind! If you really want an explanation.. Rosie Webster - Gorgeous trendy model looks Brunette, wanted by a lot of men Abby Branning - Smart intellectual member of the Eastenders cast who always has her head in the books " I don't watch soaps, they are on when I'm in work! Thank you for the explanation | |||
"Ha ha this thread has made me chuckle!! "I'm glad it made you chuckle because I've got you down as Carla out of Coronation St. The hot one! I don't watch it..but I remember her being sort of like "holy shit yeah!"  | |||
Actually xredx can be Marlene
Lucy - Raquel
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"Haven't worked out the rest but Trigger is made for Ryan ...... Look after your broom.
Actually xredx can be Marlene
Lucy - Raquel
"Definitely makes you Mickey Pearce then | |||
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"I'd be Peggy Mitchell get ouuuuuttt of a pub... "*ma | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress " Who is poppy lol | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. " Cameron !!! Cheeky bugger although he is very humourous | |||
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poppy is a beautician, tall leggy gorgeous girl.. little bit ditzy at times but certainly well loved xx | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. " I'll take that, he has a certain darkness and is a bit of a tit. I can identify with that. | |||
"miss cheeky chops.. i you
poppy is a beautician, tall leggy gorgeous girl.. little bit ditzy at times but certainly well loved xx "Awwwww thanks . Don't know how to do the heart lol x | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. " A gay ginger huh  | |||
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Captain James T Kirk - Obi...irresistible to women even when wearing a bad syrup
Commander Spock - Soxy...his sensible posts on the forum dictate that he is the most logical choice, although not sure about Spock in a Frock
"Bones" McCoy - I'm gonna go out on a limb here and put Miss Tress in as Bones...purely because I can imagine Goliath being used as a 25th Century medical implement..."For God's sake Jim, I'm a Dr not a torturer"
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott - Funky...due to his experience of time travel, this skill should be easily transferred to interstellar travel and a warp engine should be no problem to a pocket fluff expert
Lt Uhura - Ruby Sophia...sexy, intelligent, happy to get down and dirty with Captain Kirk
Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Ensign Chekov - GreedyThump...young, eager, foreign (well SE is foreign to me) new-comer to the Enterprise/forum
Nurse Chapel - Minxie...god help the crew!
Expendable Ensigns (redshirts) - JustRyan and DaveJR
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"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. A gay ginger huh "It was more for your relationship with Dave. | |||
" Expendable Ensigns (redshirts) - JustRyan and DaveJR "*DaveJR = DaveEwing, bloody old names | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. A gay ginger huh
It was more for your relationship with Dave. "Jerk! | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series (I've put some thought into this, maybe I should try getting a life instead )
Captain James T Kirk - Obi...irresistible to women even when wearing a bad syrup
Commander Spock - Soxy...his sensible posts on the forum dictate that he is the most logical choice, although not sure about Spock in a Frock
"Bones" McCoy - I'm gonna go out on a limb here and put Miss Tress in as Bones...purely because I can imagine Goliath being used as a 25th Century medical implement..."For God's sake Jim, I'm a Dr not a torturer"
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott - Funky...due to his experience of time travel, this skill should be easily transferred to interstellar travel and a warp engine should be no problem to a pocket fluff expert
Lt Uhura - Ruby Sophia...sexy, intelligent, happy to get down and dirty with Captain Kirk
Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Ensign Chekov - GreedyThump...young, eager, foreign (well SE is foreign to me) new-comer to the Enterprise/forum
Nurse Chapel - Minxie...god help the crew!
Expendable Ensigns (redshirts) - JustRyan and DaveJR
"I have just let out a raucous laugh reading this one Caz!! | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. A gay ginger huh
It was more for your relationship with Dave.
Jerk! "I don't remember that character. | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. " Ok haven't a clue who that is... But hey hoo!! Who am I shagging then | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. Ok haven't a clue who that is... But hey hoo!! Who am I shagging then "Your married to Phil (Funky) but you were a bit of a floozy in your youth. | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. Ok haven't a clue who that is... But hey hoo!! Who am I shagging then
Your married to Phil (Funky) but you were a bit of a floozy in your youth. "You're married. | |||
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"ah it was a painting,, right gotcha now lol
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
Fizz - 3rd Person
Emily Bishop - Moody Moo
Tyrone - Dave Ewing
Hayley - Soxy
Haha I've got the chuckles now " you are sooooo dead | |||
"ah it was a painting,, right gotcha now lol
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
Fizz - 3rd Person
Emily Bishop - Moody Moo
Tyrone - Dave Ewing
Hayley - Soxy
Haha I've got the chuckles now
you are sooooo dead " | |||
"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast " Queenie , you surely have to be Lucy Ewing. | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series (I've put some thought into this, maybe I should try getting a life instead )
Captain James T Kirk - Obi...irresistible to women even when wearing a bad syrup
Commander Spock - Soxy...his sensible posts on the forum dictate that he is the most logical choice, although not sure about Spock in a Frock
"Bones" McCoy - I'm gonna go out on a limb here and put Miss Tress in as Bones...purely because I can imagine Goliath being used as a 25th Century medical implement..."For God's sake Jim, I'm a Dr not a torturer"
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott - Funky...due to his experience of time travel, this skill should be easily transferred to interstellar travel and a warp engine should be no problem to a pocket fluff expert
Lt Uhura - Ruby Sophia...sexy, intelligent, happy to get down and dirty with Captain Kirk
Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Ensign Chekov - GreedyThump...young, eager, foreign (well SE is foreign to me) new-comer to the Enterprise/forum
Nurse Chapel - Minxie...god help the crew!
Expendable Ensigns (redshirts) - JustRyan and DaveJR
"A bad syrup??
What's wrong with my Afro?
Guess I'll have to invest in a new one - unless anyone suggests a Fab remake of Starsky and Hutch? I could ho get a tan and play 'random street hood #5' | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress " Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x " Lol typecasted ! | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. " Never seen it but I can live with this one!! Who's my bit of stuff? | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x Lol typecasted ! "I need a crying emoticon | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x Lol typecasted !
I need a crying emoticon "I don't watch it - should I be happy about being Max? | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. Never seen it but I can live with this one!! Who's my bit of stuff?" You're married to Jay (BigTed) but your are a great mother to your son. Your ex is a bit of a tosser who never turns up for his time with your son. Everyone is infatuated with your breasts and Phil (Funky) has a massive crush on you. | |||
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"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x Lol typecasted !
I need a crying emoticon
I don't watch it - should I be happy about being Max? "Max is the ginger lying cheat/womaniser | |||
"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast Queenie , you surely have to be Lucy Ewing. " The Poison Dwarf gosh thanks lol | |||
"Ted can I have be an extra please? Ha x" You can be one of 'ze girls of ze resistance'.... | |||
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"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x Lol typecasted !
I need a crying emoticon
I don't watch it - should I be happy about being Max?
Max is the ginger lying cheat/womaniser "
WTF?????
Ginger?
Lying Cheat?
Womanis.....ok - I'll give you that one! | |||
"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast Queenie , you surely have to be Lucy Ewing. The Poison Dwarf gosh thanks lol "She was the hottest one in the show. | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman ) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm"Now THAT is what I call getting your own back !
I'm a gay, Japanese Starship pilot - PMSL!!!!!!!!
ted. | |||
"How come I ended up being the Nazi???
It came to me in a dream.... and not one I wish to repeat either!
Muhahahhaaa Once you allow me into your dreams, I wont leave. I'm a bit like Freddy Krueger but with an AWESOME arse! "... and that's why you're Herr Flick... | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman ) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Now THAT is what I call getting your own back !
I'm a gay, Japanese Starship pilot - PMSL!!!!!!!!
ted. "Hell hath no fury like a woman cast as a french OAP | |||
"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast " Pop Ryan in there as Cliff Barnes | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman ) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Now THAT is what I call getting your own back !
I'm a gay, Japanese Starship pilot - PMSL!!!!!!!!
ted.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cast as a french OAP "Oh Gawd, I'm going to well and truly pay for this on the 7th, aren'I....
(oh goodee!!!! ) | |||
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"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast Queenie , you surely have to be Lucy Ewing. The Poison Dwarf gosh thanks lol
She was the hottest one in the show. "Oh I'm humbled thank you | |||
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"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast Pop Ryan in there as Cliff Barnes "And you as the Gorgeous Pammy | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x Lol typecasted !
I need a crying emoticon
I don't watch it - should I be happy about being Max?
Max is the ginger lying cheat/womaniser
WTF?????
Ginger?
Lying Cheat?
Womanis.....ok - I'll give you that one! "Got the giggles | |||
"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast Pop Ryan in there as Cliff Barnes
And you as the Gorgeous Pammy "Not sure... Maybe more the d*unken lush that was sue ellen haha | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman ) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Now THAT is what I call getting your own back !
I'm a gay, Japanese Starship pilot - PMSL!!!!!!!!
ted.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cast as a french OAP
Oh Gawd, I'm going to well and truly pay for this on the 7th, aren'I....
(oh goodee!!!! )"Be afraid...be very afraid | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman ) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Now THAT is what I call getting your own back !
I'm a gay, Japanese Starship pilot - PMSL!!!!!!!!
ted.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cast as a french OAP
Oh Gawd, I'm going to well and truly pay for this on the 7th, aren'I....
(oh goodee!!!! )
Be afraid...be very afraid "Think I'm going to need TenaMan.....
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" I don't watch it - should I be happy about being Max?
Max is the ginger lying cheat/womaniser
WTF?????
Ginger?
Lying Cheat?
Womanis.....ok - I'll give you that one!
Got the giggles "I went along the lines of Womanizing Dodgey Suitwearing salesman lol | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman ) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Now THAT is what I call getting your own back !
I'm a gay, Japanese Starship pilot - PMSL!!!!!!!!
ted.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cast as a french OAP
Oh Gawd, I'm going to well and truly pay for this on the 7th, aren'I....
(oh goodee!!!! )
Be afraid...be very afraid
Think I'm going to need TenaMan.....
"You'll be fine Ted, anyone that knows me will confirm I'm a pussycat really*
*sharp claws, sly, hunts for fun and two meals away from feral | |||
"How the fuck did I end up being Rita "Feisty red head, well respected member of the community was my logic | |||
"How the fuck did I end up being Rita
Feisty red head, well respected member of the community was my logic "let you off then even if she is about thirty years older than me lol | |||
"Fab Trek - The Original Series (I've put some thought into this, maybe I should try getting a life instead )
Captain James T Kirk - Obi...irresistible to women even when wearing a bad syrup
Commander Spock - Soxy...his sensible posts on the forum dictate that he is the most logical choice, although not sure about Spock in a Frock
"Bones" McCoy - I'm gonna go out on a limb here and put Miss Tress in as Bones...purely because I can imagine Goliath being used as a 25th Century medical implement..."For God's sake Jim, I'm a Dr not a torturer"
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott - Funky...due to his experience of time travel, this skill should be easily transferred to interstellar travel and a warp engine should be no problem to a pocket fluff expert
Lt Uhura - Ruby Sophia...sexy, intelligent, happy to get down and dirty with Captain Kirk
Lt Sulu - BigTed...I can picture him as a swordsman (not cocksman) for some reason and Ted is also a driver so I've put him at the helm
Ensign Chekov - GreedyThump...young, eager, foreign (well SE is foreign to me) new-comer to the Enterprise/forum
Nurse Chapel - Minxie...god help the crew!
Expendable Ensigns (redshirts) - JustRyan and DaveJR
I have just let out a raucous laugh reading this one Caz!! "me tooo now gonna google who I am lol thanks Caz | |||
"Roxy Mitchell - Soxy Kat Slater/Moon - Miss Hottie Bottie Alfie Moon- Ridemythang Bianca Butcher - XRedX Max Branning - Obi Jack Branning - Ryan Tanya Branning - 3rd person Sharron Watts - Femme Shirley Carter - POLO Poppy - Miss Cheeky chops Abby Branning - Ruby Denise Fox - Miss Tress Sorry cute but I'm not speaking to you any more!! Kat feckin sister. Mahogany skinned leopard print wearing tart! Argh. !!! Lol x Lol typecasted !
I need a crying emoticon
I don't watch it - should I be happy about being Max? "Only if you don't mind being a ugly arsehole x | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. Never seen it but I can live with this one!! Who's my bit of stuff? You're married to Jay (BigTed) but your are a great mother to your son. Your ex is a bit of a tosser who never turns up for his time with your son. Everyone is infatuated with your breasts and Phil (Funky) has a massive crush on you. " Good grief. Quite uncanny | |||
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"I am not justifying every single role ive dished out, its a spot of fun. Its not even a literal straight swap like for like type of thing, just imagining how the role would have worked out and changed should those people mentioned take over. jeeeeez " Oi Cute, why am I Jack? | |||
"I am not justifying every single role ive dished out, its a spot of fun. Its not even a literal straight swap like for like type of thing, just imagining how the role would have worked out and changed should those people mentioned take over. jeeeeez " I'm only joking chick. I'm a gobby mare tho. Kat and I def have that in common! Lol x | |||
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"Glad I'm left out of this "
That's what I was thinking... wonder if Polo has been in yet...
*puts tin foil hat on* | |||
"Id just like to point out that I don't own anything leopard print!! "
Me either but I bought a zebra print coat that I fell in love with and then saw Kat wearing it in Shitenders... gutted! I've worn it once. Never since but I can't seem to part with it! | |||
"Magic Roundabout Show Dougal - JustRyan cos I visualise him scurrying around everywhere Zebedee - Soxy cos she's full of life boiinng everywhere Dylan - Dave Ewing - cos he's so laid back!! Ermintrude - Superstalkerfan - cos anyone else I put in this role would give me grief Weirdy Beardy Paul (Yes that was his name) - Playful Sam ........ cos I could lol Mr. McHenry - BigTed cos you started the post and had to appear somewhere !!!! Florence - Any Way Up ....... cos - he will tell everyone why one day!!!!! lol Yes its a male cast cos there are only two females in the show and I know that putting any forumite in the role of Ermintrude would have been perceived at something other than fun!!!!! mwah to the lot of you "Haha reminds me of the song
'Hello children. It s a quarter to six. Time today. for
Magic Roundabout...'
'I wonder where Florence is?' ,said Dougal.
'I m over here.' ,said Florence.
'Hello, Florence.' ,said Dougal.
'Hello, Dougal.' ,said Florence.
'Boing!'
'Hello, Florence and Dougal.' ,said Zebadee.
'Hello, Zebadee.' ,said Dougal and Florence.
'Hello, Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.' ,said Dillon.
'Hello, Dillon.' ,said Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.
'I say,' ,said Dillon.
'What?' ,said Dougal.
'Booinngg!'
'Pardon?' ,said Zebadee.
'Nothing.' ,Said Dougal.
'I wasn't talking to you.' ,said Zebadee.
'Oh.' ,Said Dougal.
'Dillon.' ,said Dougal.
'Yes.' ,said Dillon.
'I wonder if Florence is a virgin?'
'Drops 'em for certain.' ,said Dillon.
'Booinngg!'
'That s right enough.' ,said Zebadee.
'How do you know?' ,said Dillon.
'Booinngg!'
'To my knowledge half of Toytown knows of her hori-
zontal pleasures. Let s face it, Noddy's the biggest ram
round here and he reckons he's scored.' ,said Zebadee.
'I can hear you.' ,said Florence. 'It s not true. Noddy and I
are just good friends.'
'Rubbish' ,said Dougal. 'It s all over the canteen. Anyone
knows about you, you brazen hussy.'
'You lousy old flea-bag' ,said Florence. 'Call yourself a
dog? I've seen better hair on a lavatory brush!.'
'Booinngg!!'
'Now look here' ,said Zebadee. 'Things are getting out of
hand. Let's get back to the story-line!.'
'It's a crummy story anyway' ,said Dillon stubbornly.
'Booinngg!'
'No, it's not' ,said Zebadee commandingly.
'Who cares?' ,said Dillon dejectedly.
'Well, I like it' ,said Florence, hopefully.
'Ihat's obvious!' ,said everybody, cockily.
'Booinngg!'
'Now look' ,said Zebadee, 'let's try and get it together.'
'Well, I'm not working for that fat-bat any more' ,said
Dougal. 'I'm off to join the Flowerpot men.'
'Good riddance' ,said Florence.
'Knickers!' ,said Dougal.
'Ihat's no way to talk to a lady' ,said Dillon (knowing he's
on to a good thing).
'Some lady!' ,said Dougal.
'Oh, piss off' ,said Dillon.
And Dougal did so, all over Florence.
`Thank you for sticking up for me` ,said Florence.
`Oh, it's nothing, really` ,said Dillon.
`You know I've fancied you for a long time` ,said Florence.
`I've fancied you too` ,said Dillon.
`Where do we go from here?` ,said Florence.
`Booinngg!!!` | |||
"Royale family Nanna - femme Jim - Ryan Barbara - Ali(alimark) Denise - sexsensual David - Brighton Steve Anthony - davevewing" Jim Royle my arse | |||
"Dallas: JR Ewing is superstalkerfan Bobby Ewing Is Dave of course Now who can be the rest of the cast Pop Ryan in there as Cliff Barnes "But I've only just stalked Ryan, now he's my arch enemy | |||
Trying to say I'm a trouble causer | |||
"Royale family Nanna - femme Jim - Ryan Barbara - Ali(alimark) Denise - sexsensual David - Brighton Steve Anthony - davevewing" Grrrrrrrr | |||
"Royale family Nanna - femme Jim - Ryan Barbara - Ali(alimark) Denise - sexsensual David - Brighton Steve Anthony - davevewing Grrrrrrrr "Wahaay Lurkio | |||
"Royale family Nanna - femme Jim - Ryan Barbara - Ali(alimark) Denise - sexsensual David - Brighton Steve Anthony - davevewing Grrrrrrrr
Wahaay Lurkio "I've been busy | |||
"Magic Roundabout Show Ermintrude - Superstalkerfan - cos anyone else I put in this role would give me grief" *rushes off out to find a blue hat and a daisy to chew* | |||
"ah it was a painting,, right gotcha now lol
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
Fizz - 3rd Person
Emily Bishop - Moody Moo
Tyrone - Dave Ewing
Hayley - Soxy
Haha I've got the chuckles now "Fucking Fizz....where did that come from | |||
"ah it was a painting,, right gotcha now lol
back to my casting for Corrie..
Llyods girlfriend who works behind the bar at the Rovers - Miss Tress
Steve McDonald - Ridemythang
Michelle O'Connor - Ruggers
Anna Windas - French Bambi
Fizz - 3rd Person
Emily Bishop - Moody Moo
Tyrone - Dave Ewing
Hayley - Soxy
Haha I've got the chuckles now
Fucking Fizz....where did that come from " I can't stop laughing you do sound alike lol | |||
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"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. Ok haven't a clue who that is... But hey hoo!! Who am I shagging then
Your married to Phil (Funky) but you were a bit of a floozy in your youth. "Funky as my bed partner
And yeah I was a slight floozy when I was younger | |||
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"I've got jack shit for a role. Arseholes! "You can be my bit of fluff | |||
" You can be my bit of fluff "Cheers lucy! Nice one!
Look what I got you fucking suckers! | |||
"David Platt
Trying to say I'm a trouble causer "Bloody hell I hope not!? | |||
" You can be my bit of fluff
Cheers lucy! Nice one!
Look what I got you fucking suckers! " | |||
"I don't watch much TV but one of the shows I do watch is Modern Family. For the Fab remake castings are as follows. Jay Pritchett. - BugTed Gloria Delgardo. - HottieBottie Cameron Tucker. - DaveEwing Mitchell Pritchett. - Ryan Phil Dumphy. - Funky Clare Dumphy. - Lucy SOTB. Ok haven't a clue who that is... But hey hoo!! Who am I shagging then
Your married to Phil (Funky) but you were a bit of a floozy in your youth.
Funky as my bed partner
And yeah I was a slight floozy when I was younger "Of course you'll have to come to the casting room before any roles are finalised. I have a lovely couch in there. | |||
"ive never seen that program so totally clueless
You're not missing much!
That said, why am I thinking fallen Madonna?!! "i was too | |||
"ive never seen that program so totally clueless
You're not missing much!
That said, why am I thinking fallen Madonna?!!
i was too "Now I wanted t cast Fallen Madonna, but that might be a bit insulting casting someone as a painting.... Mind you, casting BlondeCaz as Madame Fanny wasn't exactly kindness personified, was it....
ted. | |||
"ive never seen that program so totally clueless
You're not missing much!
That said, why am I thinking fallen Madonna?!!
i was too
Now I wanted t cast Fallen Madonna, but that might be a bit insulting casting someone as a painting.... Mind you, casting BlondeCaz as Madame Fanny wasn't exactly kindness personified, was it....
ted."It's alright, I've got broad shoulders...also, I've had a word with Miss Tress and she's giving me a lend of Goliath for the 27th...note to self: don't forget wasabi paste | |||
"Coronation Street (just random folk past & current) Norris - Superramfan Rita - Diamondsmiles Carla Connor - Femme Peter Barlow - Obi Ashley Peacock - Studmcmuffin Ryan Grimshaw - Dave JR Owen (Anna's bloke) - Ryan noair Tina McIntyre - Please Me Maria (works in the salon) Miss Cheeky Chops David Platt - Rustynuts11 Stella - Soxy Rosie Webster - Ruby " Cheers! | |||
