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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Does anyone know of sperm banks that pay in Uk?

Preferably in Northamptonshire region.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you got a large deposit for the wank bank?

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Don't fancy trying to make deposits to a hole in the wall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't fancy trying to make deposits to a hole in the wall "

Be kind of cool if you could knock one out though and when you're done you're rewarded with a tenner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The amount of money I've let slip through my fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The amount of money I've let slip through my fingers! "

Just imagine a good repeater. Kerching!!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple  over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

I thought all banks were sperm banks.

Well, the are always coming it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you think the man with the 10stone balls would get extra?

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Don't fancy trying to make deposits to a hole in the wall

Be kind of cool if you could knock one out though and when you're done you're rewarded with a tenner. "

But would it spit or swallow your card afterwards?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyway I doubt instant payout would work unless they had a fast machine to check against sperm fraud. Not been funny but you could put anything in the hole or your sperm may not have many swimmers making you null and void and unpaid.

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

There is a joke here somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't fancy trying to make deposits to a hole in the wall "

Thought that was called a gloryholeinthewall ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" There is a joke here somewhere.

"

I am trying. Are the corners of your mouth not turning up even slightly yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you think the man with the 10stone balls would get extra?"

I think he would be cash poor - asset rich

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.

"

Hahahahaha

Gross

That's not much is it? Wouldn't cover your transport cost in most cases.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.

Hahahahaha

Gross

That's not much is it? Wouldn't cover your transport cost in most cases. "

It wouldn't even cover their the rip off car park fees!!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

"

16 wanks a day, 5 days a week ......

I think I've solved the unemployment problem

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By *opping_candyWoman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Will they compensate you when you get RSI though ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

16 wanks a day, 5 days a week ......

I think I've solved the unemployment problem "

It would keep you warm too. Hey did you see the thread last nigh called serious question ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

16 wanks a day, 5 days a week ......

I think I've solved the unemployment problem

It would keep you warm too. Hey did you see the thread last nigh called serious question ?"

oi you leave my thread alone lol...

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

One in Daventry gives you a fixed 5% return on your investment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

16 wanks a day, 5 days a week ......

I think I've solved the unemployment problem

It would keep you warm too. Hey did you see the thread last nigh called serious question ?

oi you leave my thread alone lol... "

I was just alerting the potential culprit missy. It all stacks up to me

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford


" Hey did you see the thread last nigh called serious question ?"

In the words of Shaggy..... "it wasn't me"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Hey did you see the thread last nigh called serious question ?

In the words of Shaggy..... "it wasn't me""

Hahaha and you can prove this ?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"

Hahaha and you can prove this ? "

I'm on CCTV robbing a bank (ooops, shouldn't have said that )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One in Daventry gives you a fixed 5% return on your investment"

Would you get penalized for an early withdrawal though?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"One in Daventry gives you a fixed 5% return on your investment

Would you get penalized for an early withdrawal though? "

Only if it wasn't protected lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe best to keep it under your pillow then.

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By *taffsfella1Man  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

How would the bank keep the interest rate high?

*I'll get me coat*

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

I entered a wanking contest with some of the other bus drivers at work today...

Nothing happened for about fifteen minutes

Then three of us came together.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I entered a wanking contest with some of the other bus drivers at work today...

Nothing happened for about fifteen minutes

Then three of us came together.....

"

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset


" I entered a wanking contest with some of the other bus drivers at work today...

Nothing happened for about fifteen minutes

Then three of us came together.....

"

I'll get you Butler!

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