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When the shit hits the fan......

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

you.....?

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

try not to breath in...and close your eyes that "shit" stings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move out of the way quick sharpish

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Get an umbrella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope the fans turned off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you.....?

head for the hills,dig a hole and hide till its safe to come out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure the fan is facing the arse who threw it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just pull the plug out...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Find some loo roll

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I just pull the plug out...

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Butt plug?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move away

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Duck!

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Hunker down and wait out the shit-storm

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Put my big girl pants on and get some new meets. ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just pull the plug out...

Butt plug?

F*ck the hell off!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I just pull the plug out...

Butt plug?

F*ck the hell off!

"
You didn't answer the question.....that is all I needed to know.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laugh!!!

When the shit hits the fan it hits the one that threw it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I roll my sleeves up and sort out the mess.

I am usually sunshine yellow, however, when the shit hits the fan, I turn red.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be still breath and wait for them to say whatever it is they need too !!!

He'll you could be owning up to something completely different..... Otherwise!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'm very disappointed no one said go shopping....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never been a scat fan... now if piss hit the fan...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... Carry on regardless.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Never been a scat fan... now if piss hit the fan...

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Fucking electrocute ya ass!!!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Get a big bat to aim it at the person who REALLY deserves it... Not a run away type person.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Put a crash helmet on in case it's nuggets of shit.

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple over a year ago

Falkirk

Walk through it and hope the shower of rain after it makes it all clean and happy again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take it like a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure the fan is facing the arse who threw it....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't take any shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...probably get sent to fix the fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pick the sweetcorn out of it

Every cloud has a silver lining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy new shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear wipe clean clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep calm and have a beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep calm and have a beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit happens.....deal with it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go Shopping

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd wonder why I'd got myself into a bizarre situation in that I'd be witnessing some idiot defacating on a spinning fan. I'd hope that he was crouched over it as the blades were pointing upwards then I'd say 'don't piss into the wind, either'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide away with a big bar of chocolate!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd wonder why I'd got myself into a bizarre situation in that I'd be witnessing some idiot defacating on a spinning fan. I'd hope that he was crouched over it as the blades were pointing upwards then I'd say 'don't piss into the wind, either'. "

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"you.....?

don't like poo play sowy!

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