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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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c'mon c'mon all you gorgeous people.. get your glad rags on its Tantalizing Tuesday..
Budget is £20.. where are you taking your date (forum users can remain anonymous) and what are your plans?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooooh lets wait until it gets quiet. A skinny dip and fluffy towels, wander down the beach and then a bag of chips and plenty of salt and vinegar on the wander home
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im pinching Ridemythang for an evening of chilled out sunbathing and cool drinks in the garden followed by him munching on the 99p microwavable choc pudding i had smeared on my chest.. to then get cleaned up by diving into the paddling pool to cool down.
Light up a £2 disposable bbq to cook some cheap sausages and burgers as we dry off in the sunshine listening to music from the ipod.
DVD and and ice cream after the suns set and the tempreture drops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land"
The person I'm taking isn't from Mancland, so I could find a beach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
The person I'm taking isn't from Mancland, so I could find a beach!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
The person I'm taking isn't from Mancland, so I could find a beach!"
ah right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am stuck at work, anybody care to bring me something please "
Jut something? Anything? There's a squashed ham sandwich at the bottom of my work bag, will that do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land"
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would be a picnic for me also and then a photo shoot would have to pic the props up on the way
Would cover the picnic and cost about 20 
Im not saying who tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach "
actually spat my drink then,, rusticles you certainly are classy lol |
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"c'mon c'mon all you gorgeous people.. get your glad rags on its Tantalizing Tuesday..
Budget is £20.. where are you taking your date (forum users can remain anonymous) and what are your plans?
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Mmmmmm...his abs...happy trail...flowery shorts...yummy cock...Tis all I will say!! Aaaaah to be 29 again!!
£20 spent on getting him into a club and on the swing!!!  |
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"I'd take me and 3rd bottle of vodka and a bag of frazzles and sit on a park bench
Sounds perfect can we have minstrels n all im not a cheap date
of course 3 bottles my god you two would be flat on your back . lol in a different world , "
no one bottle and 3rd person. My grammer was shit lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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right sod it,, lets all invade a field, set up a kick ass sound system, bring a tent, lets set up a camp fire, bring plenty of cool boxes and ice, shit loads of _oddy, sausages, burgers etc..
and lets partyyyyyy all evening til we pass out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x
I thought i was the only one
Nope your not the only one lol x"
Is that your nose growing kelly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen
Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen
Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life "
All for 20 quid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen
Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life
All for 20 quid "
Yes !!! Firstly its NOT real so Im allowed to go wild ...
We would sneak into the concert pretending we were journalists - then do the classic ' through the back door' at the cinema
Keep the 20 for the cab home and condoms
Im not shabby you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach "
Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen
Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life "
You've only got twenty quid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach
Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!"
that was my plan x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by  "
Can I be your date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach
Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!"
Lol yeah go for it. I'll even fill a bucket so you can paddle your feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by "
Flucking auto correct.... * throw * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach
Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!
Lol yeah go for it. I'll even fill a bucket so you can paddle your feet "
Yay - I'd love a date with you! Haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually you know what ... because its completely never going to happen
Id take Sherlock to a concert .. then onto the cinema to see an awesome film then to bed where I would ruin him for life
You've only got twenty quid! "
Sweet lord .. yes I know !!! please see post above where I say ' its not real ' and the whole list of ways I would do this
I should have said picnic with a bloody sunset |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm taking someone scrummy (a forumite!) to the beach with a picnic blanket and with a picnic! wheres the beach in manc land
We just use the sand on a construction site, bring a large pot plant and an umbrella
Hey presto a Manc beach
Babe you taking me on a date?!? Yay! You can take me out anytime for certain!
Lol yeah go for it. I'll even fill a bucket so you can paddle your feet
Yay - I'd love a date with you! Haha xx"
surprised it took you that long to ask him lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x
I thought i was the only one
Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol "
No I've not had a proper date for years x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x
I thought i was the only one
Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol
No I've not had a proper date for years x"
shame you so far away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"KFC bargain bucket and some pear cider..... Find somewhere peaceful maybe by a river, through a blanket on the ground and watch the clouds float by
Flucking auto correct.... * throw * "
Sounds like a Billie Jo Spears song. |
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Mine would involve a certain lady forumite
The evening would consist of a bottle of Muscat Blanc à Petits Grains on the patio, then a handsome toned waiter would deliver Tarte au Pistou.
Whilst this was being consumed and a little light banter, I would suggest a main course of Lobster Au Gratin and bottle of Melon de Bourgogne.
Ah feck pudding Soixante Neuf will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x
I thought i was the only one
Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol
No I've not had a proper date for years xshame you so far away"
Awww thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not had a date for so long can't remember lol x
I thought i was the only one
Nope your not the only one lol x Is that your nose growing kelly lol
No I've not had a proper date for years xshame you so far away
Awww thank you x"
no worries x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve"
dont forget to win a teddy |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve
dont forget to win a teddy"
Any prize from the bottom shelf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve"
Love candy floss scared of heights don't like hot dogs hooking ducks is cruel waltzers make me hurl tunnel of love is a ghost train , hmmmmm adventure island is out then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would just get a blanket and fill a basket full of the ladies favourite snacks. We would go for a drive in the middle of nowhere. Where there is no people or animals in site. We would lie down on the field, on a cliff somewhere facing the sea and watching the sunset and when it gets dark. We can just lie there under the stars, cuddling up to each other to keep each other warm. £20 would basically go on snacks. Maybe a pack of 3 if I knew she wanted me. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol crazed.. pack of 3 if i knew she wanted me haha "
Well some ladies who are romantic like to do it under the stars, but wouldn't want to push my luck of it was the first meeting or we haven't been seeing each other that long.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve
Love candy floss scared of heights don't like hot dogs hooking ducks is cruel waltzers make me hurl tunnel of love is a ghost train , hmmmmm adventure island is out then "
Think he may be going on the ghost train all by himself, after feeding his date candy floss and hot dog, then subjecting her to the waltzer.....he may just see that candy floss and hot dog again! But on the up side, he won't have to share his chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would just get a blanket and fill a basket full of the ladies favourite snacks. We would go for a drive in the middle of nowhere. Where there is no people or animals in site. We would lie down on the field, on a cliff somewhere facing the sea and watching the sunset and when it gets dark. We can just lie there under the stars, cuddling up to each other to keep each other warm. £20 would basically go on snacks. Maybe a pack of 3 if I knew she wanted me. Lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi Cuten!
You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work "
sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..
Was disgusting to clean off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oi Cuten!
You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work
sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..
Was disgusting to clean off "
Awww, you cleaned it off? I fancied a midnight snack  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oi Cuten!
You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work
sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..
Was disgusting to clean off
Awww, you cleaned it off? I fancied a midnight snack "
good job it was a mr kipling pack of two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've decided I quite like the sound of Ryan's date - sorry Rusty I'm dumping you for Ryan and his funfair! It was the candyfloss and tunnel of lurrrve that did it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would take my date to the fair. We would start with candy floss and eat it at the top of the Big Wheel. Next stop would be hot dogs whilst hooking ducks, followed by a cuddle on the waltzers. Still feeling peckish we share a cone of chips before finishing up in the tunnel of luurve
Love candy floss scared of heights don't like hot dogs hooking ducks is cruel waltzers make me hurl tunnel of love is a ghost train , hmmmmm adventure island is out then
Think he may be going on the ghost train all by himself, after feeding his date candy floss and hot dog, then subjecting her to the waltzer.....he may just see that candy floss and hot dog again! But on the up side, he won't have to share his chips "
Waltzers make me hurl food before or not. Last time I went on one was with work and for 2 hrs after words I threw up to the point they wanted to send me home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oi Cuten!
You still got those chocolate tits? my internet crashed at work
sure do.. destroyed one of those microwavable puddings for one to create that..
Was disgusting to clean off
Awww, you cleaned it off? I fancied a midnight snack
good job it was a mr kipling pack of two. "
Ahhh, Mr Kiplings chocolate nipples- exceedingly good |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm ta,king _icketysplits to the St pancreas hotel where we will have a cosmopolitan and 2 straws"
Thank you, kindly. I'll take you to a show after with my date money. We'll be up in the gods but having fun. |
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"I'd take a lovely lady on Brighton Pier, then stroll along the promenade eyeing up possible extras and then end up on the nudist beach. Any offers?
Me me me!! "
You'd have to be interviewed first:
A) do you fuck on a first date
B) are you eager for 3 or moresums
C) can you speak a modern foreign language |
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You'd have to be interviewed first:
A) Yes - if you know what's good for you
B) Yes - can all of the above and below join?
C) Oui, si, Da, Ya, ?? (oops thats 5) "
You're in. And yes, lots of people all eager to have sex and swap is fantastic! |
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