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Tell me a lie about the person above...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tell me tell me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell me tell me... "

Likes hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They didn't start this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are virgins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are virgins "

Innocent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are virgins

Innocent "

We're the family the film if the same name was based on

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

It's really horse meat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's really horse meat"

Likes to play knock a door run

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's really horse meat

Likes to play knock a door run"

Once had an epic 3 hour argument with a pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's really horse meat

Likes to play knock a door run

Once had an epic 3 hour argument with a pigeon"

Breeds lizards in the shade below his old underpants.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81"
h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming"

Doesn't own any red undies lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming

Doesn't own any red undies lol x"

Finds the poster below her irresistible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming

Doesn't own any red undies lol x"

Doesn't like kissing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming

Doesn't own any red undies lol x

Doesn't like kissing "

Is going to donate that bum to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming

Doesn't own any red undies lol x

Doesn't like kissing

Is going to donate that bum to me "

Doesn't Luke females

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like even grrr lol x

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

she loves the ladys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We share the same interest in mastic asphalt spreading circa 1975-81h

Has a masters degree in chicken farming

Doesn't own any red undies lol x

Doesn't like kissing

That's his real face on his profile pic

Is going to donate that bum to me "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"she loves the ladys "

Has hundreds of pics on profile lol c

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their password on here is"incorrect" so that don't forget it "your password is incorrect " lol

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By *e-coq-noireMan  over a year ago

kent

Looking for a quick shag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Looking for a quick shag"

Is really a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Looking for a quick shag

Is really a woman "

Despite what she says. She really wants me deep down, but doesn't want to show she has a weakness for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Looking for a quick shag

Is really a woman

Despite what she says. She really wants me deep down, but doesn't want to show she has a weakness for me "

Is not a cheeky sod !!!

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By *atasha_DavidCouple  over a year ago

Slough

Is a Russian spy who could kill you with just her little finger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a Russian spy who could kill you with just her little finger."

Will miss me when I am gone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shares pringles with evryone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got webbed feet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a Russian spy who could kill you with just her little finger.

Will miss me when I am gone "

Has blue curly pubes xx

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By *rystal denisonWoman  over a year ago

trowbridge

loves men with tiny little willys and I mean tiny like the size of your finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"loves men with tiny little willys and I mean tiny like the size of your finger "

The guy below her isn't going to do what he thought was best all along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"loves men with tiny little willys and I mean tiny like the size of your finger "

Is a true blonde.

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Keeps a spare pair of feet handy when out shoe shopping and the buggers haven't got the right size in store

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Keeps a spare pair of feet handy when out shoe shopping and the buggers haven't got the right size in store"

.....hates chocolate biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has four feet and has to buy two pairs of shoes every time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has four feet and has to buy two pairs of shoes every time "

Will miss me when I quit this this site

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By *un_JuiceCouple  over a year ago

Nr Chester

Met us for a frisky picnic on the Trent embankment on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has four feet and has to buy two pairs of shoes every time

Will miss me when I quit this this site "

Will be missed when he quits this site

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By *un_JuiceCouple  over a year ago

Nr Chester

Every bloody time lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple  over a year ago

Nr Chester

And again !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And again !"

???

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By *un_JuiceCouple  over a year ago

Nr Chester


"And again !

??? "

Our first post to bicouple nottm we were pipped, so it kinda didn't make sense.

It happened again just after that's all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And again !

???

Our first post to bicouple nottm we were pipped, so it kinda didn't make sense.

It happened again just after that's all "

Always get their timing right when posting on thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually cares about people's timing of posts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Likes to point out people's timing about timing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the long distance relation to Michael jackson.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Likes random friends requests

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes random friends requests "

Hates my next move on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes random friends requests

Hates my next move on here "

We will miss him when he is no longer on this site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes random friends requests

Hates my next move on here

We will miss him when he is no longer on this site "

Sarcasm really suits you mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes random friends requests

Hates my next move on here

We will miss him when he is no longer on this site

Sarcasm really suits you mind "

sorry couldn't resist x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes random friends requests

Hates my next move on here

We will miss him when he is no longer on this site

Sarcasm really suits you mind

sorry couldn't resist x"

Looks terrible in black lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes random friends requests

Hates my next move on here

We will miss him when he is no longer on this site

Sarcasm really suits you mind

sorry couldn't resist x

Looks terrible in black lingerie "

Has two left feet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has terrible legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has terrible legs"

Has a gorillas bum xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has terrible legs

Has a gorillas bum xx"

lol you might be right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has terrible legs

Has a gorillas bum xxlol you might be right"

No way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has terrible legs

Has a gorillas bum xxlol you might be right

No way "

has awful breasts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has terrible legs

Has a gorillas bum xxlol you might be right

No way has awful breasts"

You might be right there lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has terrible legs

Has a gorillas bum xxlol you might be right

No way has awful breasts

You might be right there lol x"

no way lol

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By *heckus2Couple  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Has three hairy nipples.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has three hairy nipples....."
how did you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has pink curly hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has pink curly hair "
is not turnin up tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has pink curly hair "

Doesn't look very hot in profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has pink curly hair

Doesn't look very hot in profile pic "

Had four hands to match.

Hey he's a spider

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has pink curly hair

Doesn't look very hot in profile pic "

has forty big toes

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By *heckus2Couple  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Is a big Shirley Bassey fan...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a big Shirley Bassey fan..."
is shirley bassey

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By *heckus2Couple  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Damn you, cried when take that split....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was born a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To slow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has pink curly hair

Doesn't look very hot in profile pic

Had four hands to match.

Hey he's a spider "

Is arachnophobic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn you, cried when take that split...."
doesnt like take that

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By *heckus2Couple  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

#offended toshn

Smells like sheep dip

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Sings into a hair brush impersonating posh spice, mainly because Of the bunnions and like posh denies having a boob job,,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sings into a hair brush impersonating posh spice, mainly because Of the bunnions and like posh denies having a boob job,,, "

Hasn't got some very sexy pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sings into a hair brush impersonating posh spice, mainly because Of the bunnions and like posh denies having a boob job,,,

Hasn't got some very sexy pics "

Hasn't got a great pair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sings into a hair brush impersonating posh spice, mainly because Of the bunnions and like posh denies having a boob job,,,

Hasn't got some very sexy pics

Hasn't got a great pair "

that was my nxt msg

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Moons at old ladies at his local W.I.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moons at old ladies at his local W.I. "

Gas the poshest voice I've ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moons at old ladies at his local W.I.

Gas the poshest voice I've ever heard"

Has*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moons at old ladies at his local W.I.

Gas the poshest voice I've ever heard

Has*"

Isn't kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once licked the gusset of Simon Cowells trousers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moons at old ladies at his local W.I.

Gas the poshest voice I've ever heard

Has*"

has an awful sofa

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Moons at old ladies at his local W.I.

Gas the poshest voice I've ever heard"

Never makes typos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moons at old ladies at his local W.I.

Gas the poshest voice I've ever heard

Never makes typos "

Isnt afraid of them French birds....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is a woman acting as man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is a woman acting as man "

Ya supposed to be tellin lies....;-)

Stockport's answer to Hilda Ogden....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minnie is not meeting x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x"

Is not having fun this weekend

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

i ve had minnie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend "

minny is not going to have a great night x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minnie will meet me alone and give me everything she's got.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie will meet me alone and give me everything she's got."

He is a hardened swinger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie will meet me alone and give me everything she's got.

He is a hardened swinger "

That's technically the truth as when its hard. I can still swing it

Has the worst legs on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is wearing a hoodie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x"

No she isnt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt "

or drinking wine x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt "

Isn't going to text me something by the end of today and then isn't going to fulfil it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt or drinking wine x "

Absolutely will not drink wine xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt

Isn't going to text me something by the end of today and then isn't going to fulfil it."

Doesn't have your number

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt

Isn't going to text me something by the end of today and then isn't going to fulfil it.

Doesn't have your number"

Hasn't realised yet that they can private message me that instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt

Isn't going to text me something by the end of today and then isn't going to fulfil it.

Doesn't have your number

Hasn't realised yet that they can private message me that instead "

cant remember how to private message anyone

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

avatar picture was taken just at the second a partner swapped a cucumber for a marrow during her use a vegetable as a toy game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt

Isn't going to text me something by the end of today and then isn't going to fulfil it.

Doesn't have your number

Hasn't realised yet that they can private message me that instead

cant remember how to private message anyone "

Hates chips with gravy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Minnie is not meeting x

Is not having fun this weekend minny is not going to have a great night x

No she isnt

Isn't going to text me something by the end of today and then isn't going to fulfil it.

Doesn't have your number

Hasn't realised yet that they can private message me that instead

cant remember how to private message anyone "

Well you don't click the persons name above you who you want to message. Then you don't click on "send message" on the top left corner of the screen and you don't go putting all the things that you want to do to me there and then you don't click "send".

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually sound of mind, and looks nothing like his avatar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *arlow77Man  over a year ago

carlow

Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer. "

Doesn't like exposing himself outside

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer. "
Is really 77

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer. Is really 77 "

Isn't a bad girl who loves it big and dirty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shagged me last night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer. Is really 77

Isn't a bad girl who loves it big and dirty "

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer. Is really 77

Isn't a bad girl who loves it big and dirty "

Who been gossiping?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who been gossiping? "

Doesn't use a Butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hides himself away cause he is a big time premiership footballer. Is really 77

Isn't a bad girl who loves it big and dirty Who been gossiping? "

Knows what I said isn't gossip

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who been gossiping?

Doesn't use a Butt plug."

Isn't a part time Pony girl with a horse hair butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Isn't a part time Pony girl with a horse hair butt plug. "

I'm fucking brain dead tonight!

I can't think of anything...

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By *lle adie 2Woman  over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

if it helps im a brain surgeon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can think of many things to say

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works down a coalmine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Works down a coalmine "

Loves pain, scat and random messages asking if hes free now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has an intimate relationship with Lara Croft and tissues on hand by the game console

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has an intimate relationship with Lara Croft and tissues on hand by the game console"

Well thanks for ruining the game, were supposed to be telling LIES about the person above

This guy is a game ruiner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like to end threads

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is for sale on eBay starting bid £0.01 two minutes left and no bids

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By *taffsfella1Man  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Mr E stands for Mr Electronic v.87 as he is an android made by secret government forces.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

drives a noddy car really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the stunt double for the hat stand in the James Bond films

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"Is the stunt double for the hat stand in the James Bond films"

is sitting on my roof pretending to be father Christmas x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suffers from adelphepothia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Suffers from adelphepothia "

Rides a unicycle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Owns. Byker grove box set and once watched 26 episodes of el dorado back to back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

keeps a 1 armed stinky dwarf in loft

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Was a stunt double in the latest bond movie,, dead ringer for Judi dench,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Owns. Byker grove box set and once watched 26 episodes of el dorado back to back."
picked up a copy of "lets get ready to rumble" on its re- release ...oh that's me

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By *ellishornyMan  over a year ago

surrey

Talks to his plants

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

is a curator of the world famous balaclava museum, its actually his bedroom but hey its a start

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Attends karaoke night every Sunday and always asks the DJ to play Albatross by Fleetwood Mac

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

he used to be john waynes double

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

His brand of dirty involves rolling around in fields with possoms pretending to be skunks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He loves sky diving nude !!

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By *ellishornyMan  over a year ago

surrey

Once he tripped over his own cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was once in a glam rock band

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ate 20 cream eggs without being sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This actually true! ha ha

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

slept in a cardboard box outside w h smiths for 4 days so he could be the first to get his hands on the 50 shades book

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Applied to be a lollipop lady but was turned down because his beard frightened the children

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Applied to be a lollipop lady but was turned down because his beard frightened the children "
Hes does star wars light saber stuff with glow in the dark condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is in a mood with me because he tried it on with Foxy Roxy and she declined on numerous occasions as she said. "The only guy she has eyes for on this website is me".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"[Removed by poster at 10/07/13 22:22:51]"

Said the 19th reply was actually true

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"[Removed by poster at 10/07/13 22:22:51]

Said the 19th reply was actually true"

Is really a womble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

pulls the heads off jelly babys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lady of the couple wants me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loves The Only Way is Essex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has been spying on me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They are invisible in cinema foyers, you can't see anything, but there is a slight smell of meat.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has watched The Usual Suspects that many times that he has now changed his name to Keyser Söze by deed poll

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

He isn't a real cowboy despite the hat lol

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By *ugbythighs82Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

Is the only person who knew what Willis was talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually has football thighs..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually has football thighs.. "

She's a top basketball player in the USA- and she's really 7ft1

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By *ugbythighs82Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

Is allergic to ginger people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gets turned on by cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gargles cum then swallows

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By *ugbythighs82Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

Is Sir Alan Sugars hand stunt double when he points and says "your fired!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He really has chicken thighs

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