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Things people say on here that they wouldn't in real life

By *opping_candy OP Woman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A message got me thinking about the things people will say/ask on here, to someone they've never spoken to, that they wouldn't say in real life - at least I hope they wouldn't!

I'm often asked in a first or second message if I have any meets planned. Would you walk up to someone in the street and say 'hi, nice weather eh, so you having sex with anyone this week?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi i want to rub my cock all over your face...are you game?

Im st**** btw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello you look nice, can I smash your back doors in?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

an insult then laughing out loud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a squirter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whispers "im actually bi"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I'm having a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message I got yesterday was 'can I fuck that ass' I ignored it. I like a hello first at least haha

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By *opping_candy OP Woman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Hi i want to rub my cock all over your face...are you game?

Im st**** btw

Oh I like that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello you look nice, can I smash your back doors in?

They missed out "Hun" teehee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello you look nice, can I smash your back doors in?

They missed out "Hun" teehee

That would make all the difference of course, you weirdo

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By *opping_candy OP Woman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Message I got yesterday was 'can I fuck that ass' I ignored it. I like a hello first at least haha "

Hello, can I fuck that ass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello you look nice, can I smash your back doors in?

With a bum like that, I'm sure you've heard that offer a few times

But my quote I've had in a message and not heard in person is

"Hey, you want to come and fuck me and laugh at my boyfriends tiny cock"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice ass , shame about the boat race !

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Tie me up and abuse me.

Piss on me.

Fuck me with your strapon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie"

Standard conversation opener in Bristol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the umteen amount of kisses guys put after every message... I mean seriously, would ya snog a person after everything you say??? NO! Really grates me nerves.. and ppl call me unfriendly because I don't... Weirdo's!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I spank that ass

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Its the umteen amount of kisses guys put after every message... I mean seriously, would ya snog a person after everything you say??? NO! Really grates me nerves.. and ppl call me unfriendly because I don't... Weirdo's!!

I find that weird too xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message I got yesterday was 'can I fuck that ass' I ignored it. I like a hello first at least haha "
hello can i fuck your ass

x joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

Standard conversation opener in Bristol

I got that from someone in Ireland

I don't think walkie talkies work that far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tie me up and abuse me.

Piss on me.

Fuck me with your strapon. "

They're what I say when pissed on a night out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got asked to come and let somebody sniff my feet and rub them in his face for money.. Strange. :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often get 'I want those legs wrapped round me' as a first message. My reply is usually 'they're long but they won't reach from here'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we had a couple get in touch who were so horny (most likely the guy) offered to pay to lick and kiss my mrs feet.

Soz it don't work like that,we do that shit for free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello.CAN i fuck that ass???

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"How big are you?"

No one does that in real life as a conversation starter. No one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I love a woman that takes it up the ass '

'I'll get straight to the point. Will you be willing to fist my arse???'

(these aren't requests

)

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Would you like to watch me knock one out on cam?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi im just visiting your area do you want some fun now?

I saw your eye from across there you look nice how about a fuck

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Fancy a fuck ??"

I used to use this many years ago. Worked every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck ??

I used to use this many years ago. Worked every time.

I have also used it, male to female works about every 6th ask, if you don't look too battered from the 5 slaps it's a perfect pick up line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck ??

I used to use this many years ago. Worked every time.

I have also used it, male to female works about every 6th ask, if you don't look too battered from the 5 slaps it's a perfect pick up line.

Hmm J says worked every time she used it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can give your wife a good fucking" !

Really, have you not read our profile you freaking idiot!

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

Heard of others getting offered cash for meeting and we got a pretty blunt message last week. She was mortified, I found it funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice arse, look at my cock, fancy a fuck????

Not a winning line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Other way round for me, people tend to like me in real life. On here, I get ignored

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By *astpoetMan over a year ago

where the world takes me

"nice cock" and nothing else. I'd be very worried if i heard that in public, mainly cause it'd mean i had my cock out

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