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over a year ago
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I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet  ) |
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"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )"
He he!! I think I can handle him xx |
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"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )
He he!! I think I can handle him xx"
His wife is only about 5ft2 and 3st wet though- she can handle him with a single glance  |
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My first Dominant! He has that look and voice that puts me firmly where I should be and if that doesn't work there's other ways to deal with me! *sighs* that was a long time ago. |
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"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )
He he!! I think I can handle him xx
His wife is only about 5ft2 and 3st wet though- she can handle him with a single glance "
Yep..thats about right Lol..good woman! Linda Hunt as Henrietta Lange in CSI Los Angeles is a tough cookie and you really dont want to be messing with her |
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"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )"
If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever |
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The only person I've ever truly been in awe of was my grandfather. He was one of the first members of the SAS and when he died a few years ago we found boxes am boxes of hand written notes from during the war along with a treasure trove of quite disturbing pictures of what they got up to in Ceylon, Burma and Afghanistan during WWII. He's the most impressive bloke I've ever had the pleasure to know, a beat of a man and he was my hero |
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"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )
If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever"
Not true - look at Andy Mcnab and Chris Ryan. And yes I know McNab isn't his real name and he never shows his face, but the exploits of both are well documented in military history and in the press |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The only person I've ever truly been in awe of was my grandfather. He was one of the first members of the SAS and when he died a few years ago we found boxes am boxes of hand written notes from during the war along with a treasure trove of quite disturbing pictures of what they got up to in Ceylon, Burma and Afghanistan during WWII. He's the most impressive bloke I've ever had the pleasure to know, a beat of a man and he was my hero "
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"I seriously wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of one of my dads mates- ex SAS, 6ft4 and shoulders that scrape door frames. My dad once saw him drag a bloke out of a pub by the throat- while dragging another bloke by the scruff of his neck behind, so he could get a slapping next (if he likes you though he's the most charming bloke you'll ever meet )
If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever"
I think you'll find thats bolox- my parents have been to numerous ex members events with him and not once has anyone said they couldn't confirm that they were in the regiment the isn't supposed to exist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really? A tough person thread on the internet and no-one has said Chuck Norris? What's the world coming to?
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!  "
Chuck Norris has an extra fist in his beard
He also invented the c-section by roundhouseing his way out of his mothers womb
He's so hard his nightmares are scared of him
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum! Jeez.
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do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up. Never thought the mums were the hardcore ones, but could be the next channel five show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum! Jeez.
do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up. "
Oh yeah!!! Hahaha! Memories!
I also used to say my nan could have your nan too!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ivan Lendl
Or Van Morrison - I reckon he knows people!!"
Ive worked as a stage manager with Van Morrison and hes HORRIBLE! even made one of his band members cry! x |
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If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever"
Lol, not true. As a general rule they don't tell people but they are allowed to. They're not normally 6'4" however or built like brick shit houses. They are not superhuman either. They do have an astonishing ability to push themselves to the limit and carry on functioning at a very high level. Most of their "special" stuff goes on between the ears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum! Jeez.
do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up.
Oh yeah!!! Hahaha! Memories!
I also used to say my nan could have your nan too!
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My nan used to fight tigers. lol |
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"My mum! Jeez.
do you remember at school when people used to say my dad could beat your dad up. Never thought the mums were the hardcore ones, but could be the next channel five show"
That schoolyard chat still goes on - "My football team's bigger than yours!!" |
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"Ruggers....
*Shivers....* 
Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week
THIS week..... "
Hell yeah, I'm compiling a list as we speak......I think Mr T, err sorry, Fabio is on there somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ruggers....
*Shivers....*
Nah, she's a pussycat, it's Bambi I'm running scared of this week
THIS week.....
Hell yeah, I'm compiling a list as we speak......I think Mr T, err sorry, Fabio is on there somewhere "
Dont panic.... Capello and Rooney have a couple's profile now....;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gwanny Cwumpet... 
Ooh me neither or polo  
Aren't Granny and Soxy the same person....  "
Ha-ha, Euriodious Geezoidious,,,,, for me that would be flattery, but Dearest Gwanny might take a different view...
So be afraid,,,, be very afraid,,, cuz maybes she's coming to gettcha.....
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"Gwanny Cwumpet...
Ooh me neither or polo
Aren't Granny and Soxy the same person....
Ha-ha, Euriodious Geezoidious,,,,, for me that would be flattery, but Dearest Gwanny might take a different view...
So be afraid,,,, be very afraid,,, cuz maybes she's coming to gettcha.....
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Woohoo....!!! Grabs the vaseline and puckers up.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There used to be one.... Fuss puss.... Thank heaven's she left.....
*Reads text message from the Pussy Posse...*
Nooooooooooooooooooo.....!!!!!
(Furtles furiously far into the Fens......) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If he was real sas you wouldn't know. They're not allowed to tell ever
Lol, not true. As a general rule they don't tell people but they are allowed to. They're not normally 6'4" however or built like brick shit houses. They are not superhuman either. They do have an astonishing ability to push themselves to the limit and carry on functioning at a very high level. Most of their "special" stuff goes on between the ears."
Best of the best xxx
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"My first Dominant! He has that look and voice that puts me firmly where I should be and if that doesn't work there's other ways to deal with me! *sighs* that was a long time ago. "
My max is like that lol xx |
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I've met a few debt collectors who used to work for me, and without naming names they had a film named after them "Essex Boys", and boy were they people not to mess around with! Great company if you're friends, but your worst nightmare if a debt is owed to them. |
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