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Men: what are the most common turnoffs from women on here?
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over a year ago
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"Inspired and pretty much copied from another thread. Men, what puts you off a womans profile?
(I can see this being a very short thread!)  "
My predisposition to accepting that I have no realistic chance with them at all,,,,   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
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Seen loads of these. Don't know how they get meets at all. If i met a woman in bar with that attitude i wouldn't give them the time time of day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
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I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on "
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep reading
Just off to change profile... 
Please include the word diva in it 
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Profile update
Status now ffs ffs why doesn't anyone want to meet a snatch baring Diva
Kebab shot pics added  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep reading
Just off to change profile...
Please include the word diva in it
Profile update
Status now ffs ffs why doesn't anyone want to meet a snatch baring Diva
Kebab shot pics added "
They will be queuing up I am sure as reading your profile or status is a bit much to ask  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When there's loads of mess in the background, if you can't keep a clean room chances are you don't keep yourself clean"
I would never put a photo up with mess but I'm not a domestic goddess... But I'm always clean lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inspired and pretty much copied from another thread. Men, what puts you off a womans profile?
(I can see this being a very short thread!)
What a brilliant idea for a thread!"
Thanks obviously you should have some of the credit, say, 27%? |
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For me:
1) Constant negativity and bitchiness.
2) being wishy washy... Not making their mind up. One minute they like something, next minute they don't, etc.
3) irrational/mysterious thought patterns!
4) the inability to understand them properly!
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lack of vowels or lots of text speak in the description. Can understand it a little if they're 19 but if you're 39 and you do it then ill probably move on unless you're Paulie Puretti |
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"For me:
1) Constant negativity and bitchiness.
2) being wishy washy... Not making their mind up. One minute they like something, next minute they don't, etc.
3) irrational/mysterious thought patterns!
4) the inability to understand them properly!
Haha!"
Oh, also, if they act like they're the best looking woman ever. That's a total turnoff. |
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Oh, also, if they act like they're the best looking woman ever. That's a total turnoff."
Depends. I like women that exude confidence. And to a certain degree, SOME (not all) need to feel like they are the best looking woman around to do so. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pierced nipples/privates
Gunts
The excessive fake tans
Fake lengthy eyelashes
Thumbrings
What on earth is a gunt??
Gunt is for a fat person like myself, where your gut hangs over your cunt  "
I think as a species we can come up with a better name for it then that |
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"Pierced nipples/privates
Gunts
The excessive fake tans
Fake lengthy eyelashes
Thumbrings
What on earth is a gunt??
Gunt is for a fat person like myself, where your gut hangs over your cunt
I think as a species we can come up with a better name for it then that"
Im not fussed, used to all the name calling by now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep reading
Just off to change profile...
Please include the word diva in it
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Now now, that just makes you an attention seeker too....very off putting too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gunt
1). noun.
A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).
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Fantastic text book definition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" lots of text speak
Text speak is just another way of saying F you English language.
Apart from the usual lol etc..etc"
I don't mind a little bit- the odd word or two, but when it takes five minutes to decipher the words and work out where the punctuation should be it just makes me think they're lazy (and before anyone points out dyslexia- major and fairly obvious difference between poor spelling and lazy bollox text nonsense ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread"
I am reading and taking note |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread
I am reading and taking note"
Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there ! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread
I am reading and taking note
Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there ! "
Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women who think their vagina is the holy grail n continue the theme with the assumptions that ALL us men are residual knights from Richard the lionhearts crusade n utterly grateful to get up ANY pussy thus giving themselves that holier than thou attitude on their profile
Frankly a fanny is a fanny is a fanny! WHO it is attached to is far more important and that kinda attitude methinks is a person I've no inclination to meet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread
I am reading and taking note
Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !
Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men. "
Of course not, just message me an let me prove you wrong. Please, message me. I'ts your loss if you don't. I'm not desperate. So message me, it will be fun. You'll love it. If you don't your a time waster. You're a fake. Go on message me. I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread
I am reading and taking note
Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !
Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men. "
It would seem so. Have been offered the same comment myself. You girls have tits and womens bits, does not matter what you look like. The op obviously disagrees. |
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"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol."
would put me right of kissing her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women thinking they are gods gift thinking that they are better then us men . deffo the single ones some do not realise when the male half talks to them the wife girlfriend is next to them on cam and you getting ignored they get remembered by my wife lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.
would put me right of kissing her "
yet for some men that's huge turn on.. I do think more men dislike it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.
would put me right of kissing her "
I'd have hoped she would have at least wiped her chin before her next meet though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.
would put me right of kissing her
yet for some men that's huge turn on.. I do think more men dislike it though. "
Doesn't bother me one way or another. The majority of women on here have probably swallowed someone else's cum wether they take a picture or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Negative foul mouthed demanding diva bitchy profiles (why pride yourself in being a bitch ?)
Close up chopped liver flap shots.
Constant negative updates....Ffs this, Ffs that etc
Guess this could be applied to blokes too :-\
I had to chip in here close up shots are awful I hate seeing them on pics. in fact we don't mail anyone with them on
I was wondering if the ladies would read this thread
I am reading and taking note
Ha ha oh come on, you ladies have the numbers in your favour, you can be how you wish and attention I bet.....there's a lot of desperate men out there !
Gee thanks. So we only get desperate men. "
Mmmm semantics me thinks.....get back on the other thread db |
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"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.
would put me right of kissing her
yet for some men that's huge turn on.. I do think more men dislike it though. "
i agree each to there own i say |
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Yeah let's hate on the chicks bros! (((HIGH FIVE)))
For me it's the needy bishes yo.
If I have not replied to three consecutive messages I probably will never. Let it go.
And always refer to me as Sir FFS! How many times!? |
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"cum dripping from there mouth :-$ am I suppose to get turned on at the sight of another mans cum dripping from your mouth, Mmmm well it has the opposite affect on me lol.
would put me right of kissing her
I'd have hoped she would have at least wiped her chin before her next meet though!"
lol that's not what i mean and you know it but that did make me laugh
it's just not for me i guess just prefer to not to see a mouth full of someones else cum my own is a different story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gals who look fuck all like their pics.
I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gals who look fuck all like their pics.
I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!"
So many fakes on here mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then ..... "
Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....
Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple"
Your mum is your fb ? |
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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago
Leicester |
"Tattoo's on their breasts .....
Really? any particular reason or just personal preference?"
Just personal preference , I think they look horrible on breasts....even if she was really attractive.
A heavy tattooed guy is a turn off for Ruth. But we do both have tattoos ourselves, on our backs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tattoo's on their breasts .....
Really? any particular reason or just personal preference?
Just personal preference , I think they look horrible on breasts....even if she was really attractive.
A heavy tattooed guy is a turn off for Ruth. But we do both have tattoos ourselves, on our backs."
Just fuck her doggy style then! Problem sorted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
fook off
Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet  "
hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
fook off
Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet
hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse "
Worse than that !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles stating only well endowed need apply
Thats just sizeist. Also profiles stating only handsome gents apply. Am mean ffs ltd a swinging site not a fookin beauty contest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
fook off
Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet
hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse "
I actually had a message asking for a meet in Morrisons cafe for a coffee, (which is just along my road). When i got there, she was sitting with her mum n dad after having done the weekly shop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is "
Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless"
It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ones that demand a face pic on first message and don't have one them self
and im sorry, I've got to say it
I dont like messaging women with a **legal notice to sydney university** status on there profile (there's one on mine but its a parody so its ok) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless
It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook"
That sounds wrong on sooooo many levels young man! |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
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Arrogance - so often apparently based upon the mistaken idea that they are in some way superior to men, clearly forgetting we're all just human.
Women's profiles insisting upon face pictures in all messages without any intention of sending one in return - a hypocritical adjunct of the above.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless
It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook
That sounds wrong on sooooo many levels young man! "
I'll say pretty much anything if it gets a laugh out of people |
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
Do you give her 3 rings to let her know your home safe? ... Awww bless
It's 2013 now, I poke her on facebook
That sounds wrong on sooooo many levels young man! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!
I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother |
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"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!
I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother "
At that point, it is usually evident they aren't interested, or have had a "better" offer for them. |
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"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!
I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother "
Right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!
I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother
At that point, it is usually evident they aren't interested, or have had a "better" offer for them."
Probably, but I'd rather they just said so. Anyway, no interest in meeting people like that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just thought of my number 1 turn off of any woman on here EVER!
I've been speaking to a few women on here and a couple of them have been impossible to have a conversation with. One word replys, don't ask anything, barely say anything. It's like, why bother
Right"
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"(guys we are ahead of the ladies thread by at least 3 posts)
Reminds me must add on the other thread about whining whinging men "
You mean a thread about whining whingeing men by a whining whingeing
woman |
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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Single fem profiles which state they will only meet with fb present......well get a bloody couples profile then .....
Whats wrong with that. I bring my mum to meets but were not a couple
Your mum is your fb ? "
sounds like an episode of Jeremy Kyle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think if I ever got to the point where this site frustrated and annoyed me as much as it clearly does some of the members on this thread....I'd quit and try somewhere, or something else.
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I haven't been on here enough to get annoyed at the people on here, but I am enjoying the forums alot so I'd probably end up staying for that ether way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are turned off by pictures of woman with a mouthful of cum dribbling out. That personally makes me heave. Its awful when someone has it as an avatar and I can't escape it  |
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"We are turned off by pictures of woman with a mouthful of cum dribbling out. That personally makes me heave. Its awful when someone has it as an avatar and I can't escape it "
Ooops sorry. But at least we have had the decency to put it in our friends only pics |
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Personally. I completely swerve the "gunge-stick-abusers" (Smokers) of either sex. I know that may be construed as nicotinist and everyone has the right to inhale hydrogen cyanide. But Im just a bit old fashioned that way, I suppose...  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Personally. I completely swerve the "gunge-stick-abusers" (Smokers) of either sex. I know that may be construed as nicotinist and everyone has the right to inhale hydrogen cyanide. But Im just a bit old fashioned that way, I suppose... "
I'm a smoker and understand this completely. We do whiff a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.
Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it"
Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.
On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh. |
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"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.
Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it
Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.
On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh. "
Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.
Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it
Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.
On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.
Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too "
Are you trying to get rid of your friends then? |
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"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.
Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it
Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.
On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.
Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too
Are you trying to get rid of your friends then? "
We hsve none |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.
Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it
Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.
On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.
Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too
Are you trying to get rid of your friends then?
We hsve none "
Bet you had hundreds before the pimply pic went in though eh! |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
South Yorkshire |
"When there's loads of mess in the background, if you can't keep a clean room chances are you don't keep yourself clean"
Actually that's ball crap coz I'm a clutterer and I have two baths a day so ner ner lol |
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"I have to say we are heartily sick of 99% of the women on here. Most of them have an attitude and clearly don't own a mirror.
Some may have a mirror but choose not to look in it
Or they have one of those you get in the funfair hall of mirrors.
On a side note, is there any worse than a fanny that looks like a badly packed kebab and especially one that is also pale and pimply? Bleurgh.
Good job we put the pimply pic in friends only too
Are you trying to get rid of your friends then?
We hsve none
Bet you had hundreds before the pimply pic went in though eh! :-
D"
Not even then |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
South Yorkshire |
"Gals who look fuck all like their pics.
I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!
So many fakes on here mate"
I think u know I'm not mister!!! |
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"Gals who look fuck all like their pics.
I messaged a hot gal that had nice big tits and a shaven haven! She had the cheek to turn up at mine with a skirt and jumper on ffs!!
So many fakes on here mate
I think u know I'm not mister!!!"
And how would I know that. We haven't met |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
OK now that I have finished laughing, I have written a checklist.
Oli's profile checklist
- Take ranty stuff of profile
- Delete pics of hairy badly packed kebab
- Buy mirror
- Use mirror
- Don't be a bitch
- Get tattoos removed from boobs
- Learn how to string a sentence together
- Only have pics up where I am sucking in and holding in my gunt
- Don't put up pics up cum dripping of my chin
- Quit smoking (ok this one doesn't quite get a thumb yet but I'm working on it. Nearly three weeks now with only one wobble
- Take off profile the requests for ONLY George Clooney/Ryan Gosling/Bradley Cooper/Gerard Butler lookalikes
- Don't be a grumpy mardy arse
OK I think I've got it. Crikey, this swinging business as a single girl is HARD WORK  |
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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago
South Yorkshire |
"OK now that I have finished laughing, I have written a checklist.
Oli's profile checklist
- Take ranty stuff of profile
- Delete pics of hairy badly packed kebab
- Buy mirror
- Use mirror
- Don't be a bitch
- Get tattoos removed from boobs
- Learn how to string a sentence together
- Only have pics up where I am sucking in and holding in my gunt
- Don't put up pics up cum dripping of my chin
- Quit smoking (ok this one doesn't quite get a thumb yet but I'm working on it. Nearly three weeks now with only one wobble
- Take off profile the requests for ONLY George Clooney/Ryan Gosling/Bradley Cooper/Gerard Butler lookalikes
- Don't be a grumpy mardy arse
OK I think I've got it. Crikey, this swinging business as a single girl is HARD WORK "
Love it!!!! And I shall follow suit lol |
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"No. She just likes to make sure I'm safe. I'm an only child, you know how it is
fook off
Haha well obviously I'm joking. I haven't had a meet yet
hey you never know on here, I've heard of worse
I actually had a message asking for a meet in Morrisons cafe for a coffee, (which is just along my road). When i got there, she was sitting with her mum n dad after having done the weekly shop! "
LMFAO classic |
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"OK now that I have finished laughing, I have written a checklist.
Oli's profile checklist
- Take ranty stuff of profile
- Delete pics of hairy badly packed kebab
- Buy mirror
- Use mirror
- Don't be a bitch
- Get tattoos removed from boobs
- Learn how to string a sentence together
- Only have pics up where I am sucking in and holding in my gunt
- Don't put up pics up cum dripping of my chin
- Quit smoking (ok this one doesn't quite get a thumb yet but I'm working on it. Nearly three weeks now with only one wobble
- Take off profile the requests for ONLY George Clooney/Ryan Gosling/Bradley Cooper/Gerard Butler lookalikes
- Don't be a grumpy mardy arse
OK I think I've got it. Crikey, this swinging business as a single girl is HARD WORK "
If you want to meet you got to put the effort in you know. The lads on here aren't that easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to know what a gunt is.
Is it like the porch over the toy shop?"
GUNT - is a word invented on here which describes an.... ahem......sizeable female whose stomach hangs so low it is virtually covering her c**t - hence the word Gunt ! A combination of gut and c**t  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If we're meeting a fem my biggest turn off is a badly packed kebab. I always try to see a pic before we meet because I know it would ruin the moment if when I peeled her knickers off, several rolls of fanny flap flipped out & I couldn't find her clit!! ....Leaving myself open to people saying I am being a hypocrite here, although i hope not!!
Other turn offs include:
*20 pussy pics (one will suffice)
*no full body shots so we have no idea what size you are
*arrogant stuck up divas
Mrs P x |
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"If we're meeting a fem my biggest turn off is a badly packed kebab. I always try to see a pic before we meet because I know it would ruin the moment if when I peeled her knickers off, several rolls of fanny flap flipped out & I couldn't find her clit!! ....Leaving myself open to people saying I am being a hypocrite here, although i hope not!!
Other turn offs include:
*20 pussy pics (one will suffice)
*no full body shots so we have no idea what size you are
*arrogant stuck up divas
Mrs P x"
Nope your kebab isn't spilling over the pitta bread. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i was going to say I am not a fan of the "gyno" pics........
anyway if they make a huge list of demands then I quickly run on by...
actually a list of negative rants will do... I am here to have fun, I don't need bitchiness.... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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thank god oreo neber had these rules or i would still be a single girl on fab . he must like mess and gunts (whatever that is ) and just for info i am very clean but hey as i have little too no interest in guys may make more mess in pics to put them off |
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