My boobies, my knockers, my melons, my wank feasts!
How is it possible to loose two cups in 3 weeks? How do I get them back before they start looking like two dried plums?
What can I do to get them back? |
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"My boobies, my knockers, my melons, my wank feasts!
How is it possible to loose two cups in 3 weeks? How do I get them back before they start looking like two dried plums?
What can I do to get them back?"
You need a Senior Detective M'aam to help you find them in what can be described as a very serious matter of the utmost urgency  |
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"Eat more cheese and bread x
Its not sure the bulk will go to my boobs!!  but I eat loads of bread and cheese already xx"
I was playing with you although you have lost weight.
The others are right, massage helps x  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Try useing a mans tape measure, they always make things look bigger than they are,
I nipped out to get some stuff for the pancakes yesterday,
my wife wasn t happy with the push up bra I bought, |
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"Try useing a mans tape measure, they always make things look bigger than they are,
I nipped out to get some stuff for the pancakes yesterday,
my wife wasn t happy with the push up bra I bought, "
Mmmm!! Come round anytime, we'll play mine are bigger than yours |
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"Eat more cheese and bread x
Its not sure the bulk will go to my boobs!! but I eat loads of bread and cheese already xx
I was playing with you although you have lost weight.
The others are right, massage helps x "
Get the oil out...on my way |
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"why bookies, do they make bets for you
Haha! No hun! I just made a typo one day and I liked it so I calls them that on purpose now "
shame i had a vision of you walking in to william hill(other bookies are available) and getting your boobs out at the desk lol |
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"why bookies, do they make bets for you
Haha! No hun! I just made a typo one day and I liked it so I calls them that on purpose now
shame i had a vision of you walking in to william hill(other bookies are available) and getting your boobs out at the desk lol"
Ooooo I like a dare! Might be just what they need to fill up xx |
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"why bookies, do they make bets for you
Haha! No hun! I just made a typo one day and I liked it so I calls them that on purpose now
shame i had a vision of you walking in to william hill(other bookies are available) and getting your boobs out at the desk lol
Ooooo I like a dare! Might be just what they need to fill up xx"
if anyone askes tell them i said you could it will be fine honest |
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"why bookies, do they make bets for you
Haha! No hun! I just made a typo one day and I liked it so I calls them that on purpose now
shame i had a vision of you walking in to william hill(other bookies are available) and getting your boobs out at the desk lol
Ooooo I like a dare! Might be just what they need to fill up xx"
Can I have a fiver on them each way |
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"Eat more cheese and bread x
Its not sure the bulk will go to my boobs!! but I eat loads of bread and cheese already xx
I was playing with you although you have lost weight.
The others are right, massage helps x
Get the oil out...on my way "
I offered first c  |
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