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"thats nothing,i have had a bird shit on my head from a very great height 
Hope you didn't arrange another meet with her!!  "
nah the dirty bird flew off after shitting on me,never seen the little fucker since lol |
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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't why...... she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider, it wriggled and wiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly........
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird, how absurd, she swallowed a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...............................
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat, now fancy that, she swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird..................
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog, what an og, she swallowed a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat..................
I know an old lady who swallowed a cow, now I don't know, she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the dog................
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she's dead.....OF COURSE 
My dad taught it to me. In no way am I inferring that the OP is an old lady! |
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