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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

If the rules were relaxed and you could have anything you liked written on it.

I'd have to steal Spike Milligan's line I told you I was ill

Or this one

Beneath this sod lies another

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's empty - we sold her for use by medical science.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its no fun waking up dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol like it.

emm, let me think... how about, 'Life is for living- you're a long time dead'

Yeh, I know, pretty rubbish lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only the good die young! She lived to 104

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Only the good die young! She lived to 104

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have what one of my married friends says about me ' hell of a girl'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies don

Epic lover

Millionaire

Top sports man

Adventurer

Stunt man

And bullshiter

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All you'll find Is the stairway to Hell

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By *ayne40Man over a year ago

mertyr tydfil

Get me out of here i can't breathe.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gone to the big burger in the sky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And for my next trick

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

While your reading this gravestone I'm looking up your skirt

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"While your reading this gravestone I'm looking up your skirt "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would go to the crematorium you thickos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone else smell gas....?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or perhaps "I told you I could smell gas!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies the bod of Mr bru

The poor sod died upon the loo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shhhh

I'm behind you

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

'Oi you're standing on me tits'

Classy bird me !

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By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

Let me out i am to young to die .

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

As you are now, I once was, as I am now, you will be.

That's an old (mis)quote.

James Bond said he'd like this: "he died from living too much" but it might have been Ian Fleming.

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Loving son father and an unfaithful husband died on the job with a girl half his age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I told you I was sick"

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Keep of the grass,

Or,

I'll be back to eat you later....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 96

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Loving son father and an unfaithful husband died on the job with a girl half his age "

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 96"

You forgot "Who had a good reason to be jealous...."!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No parking!

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Please turn over

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By *ecretquestCouple over a year ago

Merseyside

"Life: what a ride, can I go around again please".

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Died falling out of a tree perving on secret quest pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know what I'm having on mine...

"Some might say"

^that's it.

No age. No dob. Just my name and that's it.

Course that might change..you know..if my life gets interesting suddenly

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Is that Time Team digging me up already.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Is that Time Team digging me up already.

You're safe, they've been cancelled!

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Now I believe in ghosts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or...

"You got some beers cos I could party!"

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Six foot under and I can still smell your pussy

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

You'll be next.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew I'd reach my potential eventually!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From here, I can see right up your skirt.

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By *lanwoodMan over a year ago

Alton

No caravans allowed on this spot.

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By *aravancouple OP Man over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"No caravans allowed on this spot."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Partied till 107.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies......

husband

Father

granFather

Genuinely horrible bastard

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

pigeon shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Overdosed on viagria . Wife took it very hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it too late to lose my virginity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kiss my arse

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Fun Spoiler

Don't be Bitter be Better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of people ask me, "what are you doing in my garden?"

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By *ibbyhunterCouple over a year ago

keighley

my ex said to me ,when you die i'm going to dance on your grave ,well good because i'm going to be buried at sea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

in the tiniest writing barely readable so they have to lean in to read it............

"ur standing on my balls"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was fun, and look I'm still smiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She did it her way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha!

I know!

..."Ben always rose to the occasion!"

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Worms for sale ...knock and enter

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

One life .live it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have Frank Turner's Eulogy ... at least I fucking tried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While your reading this gravestone I'm looking up your skirt "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that didn't go to plan lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit happens here is the profe

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I'm going to he'll but boy I'l have all the best stories to tell lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you your husband didnt like you fucking strangers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DEAD!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i have another go

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

For fuck sake! Dead again

(that's my rage when playing video games)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Necrophilia available here

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

There is no bugger here, we burnt the old fart.

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By *wingerdelightCouple over a year ago

eastliegh

"While your reading this gravestone I'm looking up your skirt "

love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

liquer at the front poker at the rear

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