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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One daughter, 29, house trained, fittness fanatic,
Went to town today and she let me walk round with toothpaste in my hair. Cowbag didnt tell me till we got home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooooooooops sorry I am trying really hard to resist the urge to laugh ............. I promise I am trying really hard .............. soory its not working .................am giggling now   |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"One daughter, 29, house trained, fittness fanatic,
Went to town today and she let me walk round with toothpaste in my hair. Cowbag didnt tell me till we got home"
I blame the parent(s)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One daughter, 29, house trained, fittness fanatic,
Went to town today and she let me walk round with toothpaste in my hair. Cowbag didnt tell me till we got home
I blame the parent(s) "
So do I xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooooooooops sorry I am trying really hard to resist the urge to laugh ............. I promise I am trying really hard .............. soory its not working .................am giggling now "
Let it out minxie xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ooooooooops sorry I am trying really hard to resist the urge to laugh ............. I promise I am trying really hard .............. soory its not working .................am giggling now
Let it out minxie xx"
ooooooooooooooo I did .................. lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you send me a picture of this daughter, I might be interested in test drive 
Shes a mini me, if that helps"
She looks like the midget in Austin Powers? Fuck that- you can keep her!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you send me a picture of this daughter, I might be interested in test drive
Shes a mini me, if that helps
She looks like the midget in Austin Powers? Fuck that- you can keep her! "
Fuck off, lol, 5ft5 long brown hair, brown eyes, sz 10-12. Can run 25 miles, tae kon do, gym 5 days week, does 80 mile bike rides |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least it was toothpaste and not a clip from Something about Mary "
Exactly what sprung into my mind!!!
Now Julie - are you sure it was toothpaste?
Was it 'minty' ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One daughter, 29, house trained, fittness fanatic,
Went to town today and she let me walk round with toothpaste in my hair. Cowbag didnt tell me till we got home
Can she cook  "
Yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you send me a picture of this daughter, I might be interested in test drive
Shes a mini me, if that helps
She looks like the midget in Austin Powers? Fuck that- you can keep her!
Fuck off, lol, 5ft5 long brown hair, brown eyes, sz 10-12. Can run 25 miles, tae kon do, gym 5 days week, does 80 mile bike rides "
Seriously!? She sounds like a hottie but is pimping out one's offspring not off limits? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At least it was toothpaste and not a clip from Something about Mary
Exactly what sprung into my mind!!!
Now Julie - are you sure it was toothpaste?
Was it 'minty' ? "
Had a minty flavour obi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you send me a picture of this daughter, I might be interested in test drive
Shes a mini me, if that helps
She looks like the midget in Austin Powers? Fuck that- you can keep her!
Fuck off, lol, 5ft5 long brown hair, brown eyes, sz 10-12. Can run 25 miles, tae kon do, gym 5 days week, does 80 mile bike rides
Seriously!? She sounds like a hottie but is pimping out one's offspring not off limits? "
Hey,.for not telling me,.shes off, got others, shed laughing her head off at me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! "
Sounds to good to be true xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! "
Even the Austin Powers midget sounds more appealing to be honest |
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! "
He sounds like a husband I don't want one of those lol |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"One daughter, 29, house trained, fittness fanatic,
Went to town today and she let me walk round with toothpaste in my hair. Cowbag didnt tell me till we got home"
Sorry but that's mean yet funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night!
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Did you not get the memo - you get a couple's profile and that's what they do? Well some of them do - the others.... we won't go into!
Sounds very domesticated and vanilla to me |
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! "
bugger that, I've got a boyfriend that wouldn't do that let alone a fb |
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! "
I'll take him! My grass needs cutting, I'd like someone else to eat all the cakes so I don't and I have 5 cats needing looked after, he sounds perfect! I don't have a full sized bath though, do you think that will be a deal breaker? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night!
I'll take him! My grass needs cutting, I'd like someone else to eat all the cakes so I don't and I have 5 cats needing looked after, he sounds perfect! I don't have a full sized bath though, do you think that will be a deal breaker?"
Im afraid it would be - he was a fish in a previous life hence why he spends so much time in the bath!!
Shame  |
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night!
I'll take him! My grass needs cutting, I'd like someone else to eat all the cakes so I don't and I have 5 cats needing looked after, he sounds perfect! I don't have a full sized bath though, do you think that will be a deal breaker?
Im afraid it would be - he was a fish in a previous life hence why he spends so much time in the bath!!
Shame "
Hmmm..for a proper cat man I suppose it would be worth the cost of a bathroom re-modelling.
Has he any other assets? Can he cook? Handyman skills? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night!
I'll take him! My grass needs cutting, I'd like someone else to eat all the cakes so I don't and I have 5 cats needing looked after, he sounds perfect! I don't have a full sized bath though, do you think that will be a deal breaker?
Im afraid it would be - he was a fish in a previous life hence why he spends so much time in the bath!!
Shame
Hmmm..for a proper cat man I suppose it would be worth the cost of a bathroom re-modelling.
Has he any other assets? Can he cook? Handyman skills?"
Can't cook to save his life, and is handy to a degree from what ive seen so far (has agreed to lay my decking for me though!)
As for assets - he has a nice camera |
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night!
I'll take him! My grass needs cutting, I'd like someone else to eat all the cakes so I don't and I have 5 cats needing looked after, he sounds perfect! I don't have a full sized bath though, do you think that will be a deal breaker?
Im afraid it would be - he was a fish in a previous life hence why he spends so much time in the bath!!
Shame
Hmmm..for a proper cat man I suppose it would be worth the cost of a bathroom re-modelling.
Has he any other assets? Can he cook? Handyman skills?
Can't cook to save his life, and is handy to a degree from what ive seen so far (has agreed to lay my decking for me though!)
As for assets - he has a nice camera"
Think I'll hold off until you see how he does with the decking...I'll be in touch!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can I add my advert please !!
Free to ANY home - 37 year old balding tart & perve, easily pleased (well - he is male!!) drinks all the wine, will eat all your doughnuts and cake, leaves his crap around the place, doesn't turn switches off when he's finished, spends all his time on fab and forgets your in the room, lives in bath tubs and usually falls asleep in it, and fuss's the cats more than you!!
Although if you whine and bug him enough he will cut your grass, give you a back rub and sort the cats out at night! "
Sounds very cosy for a FB setup
But nah you can keep him |
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