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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm currently sat out in the garden, in the sun on my sun lounger chair thingy. I have a beer and its nice and warm- but the neighbours brats are whinging and there is an occasional waft of cat shit!

Should I put up with these inconveniences and just relax with more beer until its pub time, or should I get my lazy ass back inside and do some more DIY?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come here cos I'm sick of DIY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay in the garden enjoy your beer and put a peg on your nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

Oh now you're free? Beer and sun slobbing and its suddenly

"oh Meaty! Here I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go inside and drink beer, or go to the sub early,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pub

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

Oh now you're free? Beer and sun slobbing and its suddenly

"oh Meaty! Here I am

Lol ply me with beer and your offer earlier will be rewarded...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come here cos I'm sick of DIY

I was down that way last weekend- based on my usual excursions to the Kent area I should be back in around 2 years

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

you think you have got it bad ,we have eighteen cats in the five houses around us

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By *wingerdelightCouple over a year ago

eastliegh

buy a big dog, have it sleepat your feet, no more cats, and another beer, and did you know that diy is illegal on sunny afternoons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come here cos I'm sick of DIY

I was down that way last weekend- based on my usual excursions to the Kent area I should be back in around 2 years

I'm not in Kent though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

Oh now you're free? Beer and sun slobbing and its suddenly

"oh Meaty! Here I am

Lol ply me with beer and your offer earlier will be rewarded...

Too late now, by the time you'd arrived and had beer I'd be kicking your ass back out the door for vanilla pub and nose bag night- timing, miss cheeky, timing- carpe diem!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

Oh now you're free? Beer and sun slobbing and its suddenly

"oh Meaty! Here I am

Lol ply me with beer and your offer earlier will be rewarded...

Too late now, by the time you'd arrived and had beer I'd be kicking your ass back out the door for vanilla pub and nose bag night- timing, miss cheeky, timing- carpe diem!

Your lose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

Oh now you're free? Beer and sun slobbing and its suddenly

"oh Meaty! Here I am

Lol ply me with beer and your offer earlier will be rewarded...

Too late now, by the time you'd arrived and had beer I'd be kicking your ass back out the door for vanilla pub and nose bag night- timing, miss cheeky, timing- carpe diem!

Your lose

Depends what I find in the pub later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell them your relaxing so can thay keep it down and find out where cat has pooed and clean it up ...... after all that put your feet up and have a beer , lol go on be brave ... xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just relax you never bloody relax...just chill with a beer...where is my invite???

Oh now you're free? Beer and sun slobbing and its suddenly

"oh Meaty! Here I am

Lol ply me with beer and your offer earlier will be rewarded...

Too late now, by the time you'd arrived and had beer I'd be kicking your ass back out the door for vanilla pub and nose bag night- timing, miss cheeky, timing- carpe diem!

Your lose

Depends what I find in the pub later

A horse with your nose bag lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come here cos I'm sick of DIY

I was down that way last weekend- based on my usual excursions to the Kent area I should be back in around 2 years

I'm not in Kent though

You're 14 miles from where I was according to google maps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely beer in the garden weather here in Essex ! Mmmm, now I know what to do after work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell them your relaxing so can thay keep it down and find out where cat has pooed and clean it up ...... after all that put your feet up and have a beer , lol go on be brave ... xxx

Gobshite fuckwit neighbour a few down is now playing bad r'n'b hip hop shite at full volume- time to do useful stuff I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell them your relaxing so can thay keep it down and find out where cat has pooed and clean it up ...... after all that put your feet up and have a beer , lol go on be brave ... xxx

Gobshite fuckwit neighbour a few down is now playing bad r'n'b hip hop shite at full volume- time to do useful stuff I think

"
well I should tell them , lol you lot cant a man have a beer and rest with out this crap , lolol

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By *wingerdelightCouple over a year ago

eastliegh

"Tell them your relaxing so can thay keep it down and find out where cat has pooed and clean it up ...... after all that put your feet up and have a beer , lol go on be brave ... xxx

Gobshite fuckwit neighbour a few down is now playing bad r'n'b hip hop shite at full volume- time to do useful stuff I think

or short out the local power supply, a shopping trolley on the local substation should do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell them your relaxing so can thay keep it down and find out where cat has pooed and clean it up ...... after all that put your feet up and have a beer , lol go on be brave ... xxx

Gobshite fuckwit neighbour a few down is now playing bad r'n'b hip hop shite at full volume- time to do useful stuff I think

well I should tell them , lol you lot cant a man have a beer and rest with out this crap , lolol

Probably wouldn't hear me over the noise. If I go sort out the house at least I'm a step closer to it being ready to sell- then I can move to my shack in the middle of a field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come here cos I'm sick of DIY

I was down that way last weekend- based on my usual excursions to the Kent area I should be back in around 2 years

I'm not in Kent though

You're 14 miles from where I was according to google maps

Lol if you were in Kent and I'm only 14 miles away you had better be able to swim well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell them your relaxing so can thay keep it down and find out where cat has pooed and clean it up ...... after all that put your feet up and have a beer , lol go on be brave ... xxx

Gobshite fuckwit neighbour a few down is now playing bad r'n'b hip hop shite at full volume- time to do useful stuff I think

well I should tell them , lol you lot cant a man have a beer and rest with out this crap , lolol

Probably wouldn't hear me over the noise. If I go sort out the house at least I'm a step closer to it being ready to sell- then I can move to my shack in the middle of a field

"
yes that's one way of looking at it xxxxxxx and very positive xxx

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