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over a year ago
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bit of fun people. We're all in one room with loads of food everywhere, pick your weapon andwho you want to attack.
I'm throwing a custard pie at cutensassy, and rubbing two jellies into her boobs, take that Kim x
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"bit of fun people. We're all in one room with loads of food everywhere, pick your weapon andwho you want to attack.
I'm throwing a custard pie at cutensassy, and rubbing two jellies into her boobs, take that Kim x
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Leave her alone! *banana attack*  |
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"bit of fun people. We're all in one room with loads of food everywhere, pick your weapon andwho you want to attack.
I'm throwing a custard pie at cutensassy, and rubbing two jellies into her boobs, take that Kim x
Leave her alone! *banana attack* "
sheilds himself with a frozen asda pizza, then return fires the pizza like a Frisbee back at ya |
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*pompous Mr Toad style voice*
There appears to be a misconception that just cos I'm bi, I like things up my bum. I don't. Thank you.
Yaaaayyy! *deflects frozen pizza with the force, grabs aforementioned cucumbumcumer and lobs it with startling accuracy at Polk.  |
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"Er....seems a bit of a duff question but is this a naked food fight?
You can I'm going in in full battle dress!!! ( loin cloth) "
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"*pompous Mr Toad style voice*
There appears to be a misconception that just cos I'm bi, I like things up my bum. I don't. Thank you.
Yaaaayyy! *deflects frozen pizza with the force, grabs aforementioned cucumbumcumer and lobs it with startling accuracy at Polk. "
Chops cucumber up jackie chan style and returns fire frisby style. |
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"Oooh you sod!!
Contents of a can of baked beans into a sling shot and flung back at Ben
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